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Well played, guys! I'm just glad I got to grapple the caster... that's like S'Slarn's life goal in any given scenario. :-D

Haha no problem Chiguya! Well played! This was a fun scenario, thanks for running Dire!

S'slarn moves up to the kitsune caster, sidestepping any attacks from the prone alligator Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12 and grapples him.
grapple: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33 HA! Glad you didn't bot me!
"You may as well tell your creature to stop moving. You will not esssscape this grip, I assssssure you."

S'slarn is just confused by Shaine being here. "So, given that you're here, how are you going to help us complete our objective?"

S'slarn wipes ink from his eyes and slings it haphazardly across the room (secretly hoping that some of it hits Shaine right in his stupid face). "Well, we were exploring the area, as we were asked to do. What are YOU doing down here?"

S'slarn follows his friends, letting the more arcane-focused ones worry about the silly scrolls. He watches for any dangers while he follows.

"Well found, friend Dessssini. I have never seen such a map before. And what is that other paper thing?" S'slarn points at the bookmark in her hand.

After her tooth is re-attached, S'slarn hits Desini with a charge of cure light wounds to make it stick.

Magical healing was also needed for the tooth to stay in, per the spoiler way above. :)

Fort: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12

S'slarn shrugs off the paralytic effect and uses a flurry of maneuvers to both attempt to pin the creature and pummel it.
Grapple Pin: 1d20 + 13 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 13 + 5 = 24
unarmed, grappled: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7 plus bleed: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Thanks GM, well botted! S'slarn would also have yelled out any information about all of the creatures he gleaned with a knowledge check:

Knowledge Nature: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22

He reveals all of this information, paraphrased in a way that doesn't include out-of-character stuff:
"This is a Bog Nixie, a variant advanced Nixie. It is a small aquatic fey. Like most fey, nixies have damage reduction overcome by Cold Iron. Bog nixies can sing a "captivating song" that has an effect similar to that of a harpy's song - failing a will save leaves a victim captivated and unable to defend themselves against the nixie's attacks!

In addition to DR/Cold Iron, bog nixies have some Spell Resistance. Their best save is Reflex and worst is Fortitude. Unlike normal nixies who are usually chaotic but not good or evil, bog nixies are always evil."

"The small creatures are Tooth Fairies - diminutive fey with the extraplanar subtype. They have minor damage reduction overcome by Cold Iron, and in their hands, any set of pliers function as magical weapons which they can use to yank someone's tooth out as a combat maneuver (dealing charisma damage), or smash an opponent's finger with (dealing dexterity damage)! Further, even though they are diminutive in size, their pliers gives them a five-foot reach!

Destroying their pliers will automatically stun a tooth fairy for one round afterwards. Once per day they can cast Invisibility on themselves. Also, when they die, they explode into poisonous dust!"

When he sees Desini's tooth pulled out:
"We must reattach your tooth within ten minutes, in order to sssave you from any lasssting damage!"

S'slarn also reluctantly follows, not excited to see all the stuffed creatures.

I'm leaving for a work trip today that will last until Tuesday. I'm hoping I'll still have time to update at least once a day, but feel free to bot S'Slarn as needed.

"Taxidermy? Grotesque. I have a feeling we will not like what we find in that room..."

After having a chunk of flesh taken out by the vicious bite of the undead vulture, S'Slarn quickly attempts to grapple and pound it back to death.

grapple flurry: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (20) + 16 = 36 HA!
unarmed flurry: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26 DOUBLE HA!
crit?: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 I'll assume it's immune to bleed damage.
crit damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Ah yes, then S'slarn would have turned his attacks on the bird. Use the same rolls this time, he would move over to it and punch it. Next round we'll see how hard it is to grapple a bird. LOL

Will 14: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27 S'Slarn shakes off the worm's effects, and switches tactics, instead simply aiming at the creature with an unarmed strike.
unarmed: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 plus bleed: 1d4 ⇒ 4 but likely misses again.

I think I'm gonna have to go after the undead bird instead next turn...

S'Slarn smiles a snake-like smile, excited to have things to crush.
He moves over to the "worm" and attempts to grapple and strangle it.

flurry of maneuvers grapple: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (3) + 16 = 19
unarmed strike, (likely grappling): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 plus bleed: 1d4 ⇒ 3

S'Slarn follows his friends into the room, wary of danger.
Perception aid: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (9) + 13 = 22

S'slarn follows along, ready to grab and squeeze any enemies we run into.

Kn.Nature: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

"Fey like these can be troublemakers, but are generally harmless."

S'Slarn calls out to the fey in Common, not knowing Sylvan. "Hello my friendsss, we are here to try to save as much assss we can from the watersss. Would you be willing to help ussss?"

Diplom aid someone else: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8

"I have a spell that can help, though I have only prepared one casssting of it today." I can cast touch of the sea on one person, and use Wild Shape on myself, if need be.

"Greetings friendsss. I am S'slarn... I look forward to working with all of you. Now, you mentioned a dormant curssse? Do you know the nature of thisss curse?"

Player Name: Cartmanbeck (Tyler Beck)
Character name: S'slarn
Character level: 5 (Monk 1/Druid 4)
PFS: 44004-5
Faction: Sczarni -> Exchange
Perception Mod: +13
Init mod: +2
Favorite color: Green, but will change to whatever color scales the most recent naga he has met had.
Day job: Heal: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 30

Hello friends! I'll need to do some updating to the character, I think but this is mostly him. :)

Hey Dire, I accidentally dotted into this game instead of your other one, can you remove me from this one? :)

S'slarn moves over to the remaining fey and attempts to grapple it as well.
Grapple: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32

Yeah, the interpretation of coup-de-grace and pinning is not clear. The description of the pinned condition says that the creature is "tightly bound", and under the helpless condition it lists "bound or tied" as one of the conditions that can cause helpless. The way I see it, if you pin someone, they can't take any more actions than if they were tied up with rope, and being tied up explicitly makes them helpless, so I think they're similar enough to allow it. But it's all up to you! If you don't think that should work, I can instead use S'slarn's Death Roll ability to deal a bunch of damage and flurry some more unarmed strikes.

Will: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27 S'slarn snickers at the feeble attempt to affect his mind. "NIssse try."

With the creature pinned, S'slarn will spend his full round to attempt to break its neck. Coup-de-grace action.

auto-crit: 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 3) + 10 = 19 plus bleed: 2d4 ⇒ (3, 2) = 5
DC 34 Fort save or die.

S'slarn keeps grappling the creature, using a flurry to deal more damage as well.

grapple pin flurry: 1d20 + 16 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 16 + 5 = 28
unarmed flurry: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13 With the AC penalty from being pinned, that should still hit I would think.
damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 plus bleed: 1d4 ⇒ 2

S'slarn steps five feet and attempts to grapple the nearest (red) fey and pound it into submission.
grapple flurry: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (20) + 16 = 36
unarmed flurry: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 plus bleed: 1d4 ⇒ 2

S'slarn follows the other through the portals in the correct order.

"Thank you for determining the correct way through thesssse portals. I have never been good at sssssuch things."

S'slarn does not speak Sylvan either.

"Thissssss puzzle is worrisome. How will we know which portals can cause ussss damage??"

S'slarn shrugs and follows Oloch.

"Thissss is complicated. I will defer to the more... intellectual of my companions to desssside where to go."

S'slarn will try again to pin the thing and beat it up some more.

flurry grapple: 1d20 + 16 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 16 + 5 = 31
flurry unarmed: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 plus bleed: 1d4 ⇒ 2

S'slarn will attempt to pin the creature he is grappling (black) and then deal damage to it.
Flurry grapple(pin): 1d20 + 16 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 16 + 5 = 25 <-Darn, that might not actually work!

unarmed: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 plus bleed: 1d4 ⇒ 2

S'slarn moves to one of the hunters (black) and grapples it.

grapple: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33

S'slarn follows Oloch up to the next floor. double move.

S'slarn moves up the stairs and past big Yoshi, then listens for where the gremlins might be.

Percep: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (8) + 13 = 21

Bump?

No problem, Baerlie!

"Quite the haul of alchemical items, yessss?"

S'slarn will heal himself with his wand of cure light.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

If anyone else needs charges, go ahead and roll your healing and I'll mark off the charges.

Surprised at the bag's tenacity at grappling back, S'slarn uses a flurry of maneuvers to flip the grapple again, then attack it back.

flurry grapple: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 20
flurry unarmed: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 I'm assuming it's immune to bleed... lol

"Ugh, I must say I dislike combatting things such as that. They're so resistant to many attacks. Does anyone have some adamantine that can take down this bag of detritusssss?"

That said, S'slarn moves up to the bag and attempts to grapple it.
grapple: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31

"I can also aid, you, friend."
Aid strength: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

S'slarn will move to the approaching gremlin and attempt to grapple it.
grapple: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31

"I've got a hold of it, finish it, friendsssss!"

S'slarn will cast flaming sphere, knowing that the twigjacks will not withstand such a spell. The sphere rolls over the blue twigjack first.
fire: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 6, 1) = 12
Ref save DC 14 to resist the damage.

Kn.nature: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15

"Those fey creatures are called Twigjacks." What do I know about them?

"Sssshape and form are indeed important. I, myself, find more kinship with a shape that I was not born to, so I understand. We will meet with this Mayor."

S'slarn follows along as well, eager to see what's in this tower.