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I'm sure this has maybe/probably already been addressed, but are there any plans for a more mobile friendly version of the website? I know that the PRD is already mobile-fied, just wondering about the rest of the site.

So...have we figured out who has the bigger penis yet?

I'm not talking rule mechanics. I just hate gnomes. The old school gnomes looked ugly, the WoW gnomes look ridiculous, and the Golarion gnomes look like those old "Troll" dolls from when I was a kid. Not to mention lawn gnomes deserve smashing. All gnomes deserve my undying hatred. Why do you people put up with them?

Many moons ago, a buddy of mine knew this family that had a "pet" lawn gnome. They would dress it up for different holidays, keep it on the porch out of the elements, you name it. Well one day, when everyone was at work, we gnome-napped their little lawn gnome and went to the sex shop to get it a new accessory. We let them stew for a few days before returning the gnome to the middle of their front lawn brandishing his new strap-on dildo. The look on their face when they opened the door to let us in and (after a few minutes of conversation) noticed their beloved (now well-endowed) gnome returned was priceless.

I still laugh about that to this day :D

As swarms can't be targeted with single target effects, you have to aim your spalsh weapons at the swarms space, and thus deal minimum damage to swarms.

Because bats are vulnerable to fire you deal minimum damage + 50%.

Ok, but if you target a square, and the bats are occupying that square, wouldn't they take full damage from the blast? Is it really splash damage if they're in the square that took the full blast?

Just musings is all. Personally, I'd allow full damage +50%--swarms are enough of a PITA as it is.

Does you shield enhancement bonus (defensive), which can be applied to attack and damage rolls through the above mentioned feat, count toward the enhancement bonus needed to overcome DR or do you need an attack enhancement to do so?

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Sounds like somebody pissed in SKR's corn flakes this mornin lol

No, it just makes sense that if something isn't defined in the game, you should go to the real-world definition of that thing. The game doesn't define "boots," "bones," "metal," or even "water," but you know what those things are. Otherwise the Core Rulebook becomes a dictionary as well as a collection of game rules, and expands to 1,000 pages....

I guess I should have qualified that statement...I completely agree with you, I guess it's just uncommon to see board moderators/devs gettin snarky on folks. TBH, it's kinda nice lol.

How about this for your plan

Explain to the DM how you see the paladin...

IF DM does not understand he asks the PC when he has a question
how does this fit into how you see the paladin...

Nobody puts paladin in the corner

Outside the box.
There is no spoon.
man who catch fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything.

I think the worst part about the paladin is just how strong people's preconcieved notions about them are...especially among people who to have played older editions. Seems most people see the paladin as a stick up the ass, must fight evil no matter how bad they're gonna get smeared, force your party to act the same way type of character. When i think of a paladin, that's the LAST thing i think of. I think of a mortal conduit for divine justice and retribution...but that's just me.

That being said, if there's one thing paladins are good for, it's being fodder for epic discussion board arguments.

You're absolutely right MIB, there is only one way to play each class, and personal playstyle desires be damned! I mean c'mon, the guy stated he realized that blasting wasn't optimal, but created a forum for people who want to blast regardless of this. Why would you then come to the forum and argue the merits of blasting vs. other caster builds? Do you just thrive on conflict?