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Rusty the Rust Monster wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Paladin is a little annoyed with me because I destroyed his +1 keen longsword. It's not my fault that he failed his saves against the rust monster!

Eat sword!

The Warpriest's 2-handed hammer took a hit from a rust monster also. So on his turn he threw it away from them to protect it.

EAT HAMMER!!

Paladin is a little annoyed with me because I destroyed his +1 keen longsword. It's not my fault that he failed his saves against the rust monster!

Eat sword!

Mimic? Friend? Eat swords now?

Eat sandwich?

Eat car! <begins devouring axles>

Sissyl wrote:

Why can't a rust monster be a boss monster???

Silly Sissyl: it's because they're the good guys!

Eat Thread?!

Eat sword!!

Eat Sword? *happy dance*

NOM NOM NOM

FormerFiend wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the lack of cythnigot plushies.

Would you consider a Rusty instead? He's awful cute.

^_^

Eat server?

Oh, and Madeline the Paladin sounds hawt.

Uh?

Neil? Nail? Nail! Eat nail?

Yes.

*burp*

Eat can?

Eat earring?

Eat thread?

Eat poll?

It's not a "shovel", it's a Vorpal Halberd!

Eat shovel?

.... No eat shovel.

Eat arms? *munches on swords*

Eat priceless silverware?

Eat toaster?

*squish!*

*activates Belt of Genre Change*

NEW GENRE: KAIJU

Eat Tokyo? Eat Orc!

The Nasty Orc wrote:

Eat ? Me hungry now.

Eat Armor?

Ate Armor!

Eat ? Me hungry now.

Eat Armor?

It's Hammer time!

Eat Hammer?