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female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

My life has gotten very busy with my new job, and I don't currently have time to dedicate to PbP. I'm dropping out. Sorry.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Wisdom 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9
"Backtrack? Boring! Maybe we can break them open?"


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Roxy keeps her sling loaded with the magic stones.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

"Hooray!" We didn't have to fight the scary metal man!"


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Roxy grabs the stones and readies an action to sling the statue if it becomes hostile. "Good old Rock, Nothing beats Rock"


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

"I can't see him. I heard a story about a metal men once, though. He didn't have a heart." Roxy peers into the darkness.

I don't have bardic lore because I'm a duelist. I do have some knowledge skills, if one is appropriate.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

"Oh, a lever! We should pull it!"


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

"Rude"


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

I am moving and starting a new job in the next two months. I'm not sure I'll remember or be able to post.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Roxy Skips across Taking 10, but with style "Kinda a drab dungeon. Maybe some curtains would liven up the place."


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Roxy sings a halfling war song. It inspires her allies with +1 attack and damage, and on saves vs fear.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

"Thorfinn, what are you doing?"

perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

"Well, it talks, but not any language I know."


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

"Did we put the spirit to rest?"


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

"Secrets are fun! I like secrets. I like sharing other people's secrets!"


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;
Bumolin Bitterkelch wrote:
Bumolin turns to Roxy: That was great timing. You sure know how to use a sling. Maybe you could give me some tips one day? I fear my shot was more luck than anything else.

"Sure! It's all in the wrist. Halflings are great with slings!"


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Roxy draws her sling. She uses arcane strike.
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
1d3 ⇒ 2


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

"I'm good at Singing!" Roxy interjects. "And also poking things with my rapier!" She draws her sword. "I can heal people too."


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Roxy lingers over the dead kobolds. "Poor guys" She checks their pockets.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Roxy happily hops up the ruins, taking ten


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Roxy's eyes light up at the sound of money. "Sure! We're be exploring the ruins! We're great at exploring ruins!"


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Roxy grabs her things and sets off with the others.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

I'm not interested in joining another game, sorry. But I am interested in continuing this one.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

I'm here.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

"Oh, please, Officer! We didn't know anything about Silas, I swear!"
diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

My condolences. Take all the time you need.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Roxy follows Cordia's Statement, backing her up, "We thought this was lawful work. We're just heavily armed to deal with rabid wolves and bandits. Although, now that I see the quality of the guards in this region, I am certain that you've rooted out all the bandits. This must just be a misunderstanding."
aid another Diplomacy: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;
Bumolin Bitterkelch wrote:
Sry. Didn't want to cause offense with the "outlaws and misfits"-comment. Was just a spontanous impression.

No offense! Roxy is certainly a misfit.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

I'm in Indiana, GMT -5, I think? Same as New York (for this part of the state). I can be quiet sometimes, but I'm checking for new posts three or more times during the week, and about the same on weekends. I'm trying a more outspoken character for Roxy. Hopefully, she'll have lots to say!

As for being on the run, Roxy is open about the fact that she stabbed a good giant. She hates giants, even through she knows that some are good. She's a little shocked at people robbing or committing serious crimes. In the Hamhill community, there wasn't much crime.


female Halfling Halfling Bard (arcane duelist) 1|Init: +5| HP: 11/11| AC: 20 T:15 FF:16 | CMB: -2 CMD: 12 | Fort: +4, Ref: +7, Will: +2|Perception +5;

Hello! I'm Roxy, a CG halfling bard with a hatred of giants and the ability to burp the common alphabet. I'm on the run from the law for attacking a LG giant just cause he was a giant. I'm short, even by halfling standards, and unshoed.

In combat, I do typical bard stuff and stab things with my small rapier. Outside of combat, I'm a master of social and knowledge skills. I got cure light and grease for my spells. Oh, and I can cook!

Here's my stats

Spoiler:
Chaotic Good Small Halfling (Fleet of foot) Bard (arcane duelist) 1;
Init 6; Senses Perception: +5
DEFENSE
AC 20, touch 15, flat-footed 16
hp 11
Fort 4, Ref 7, Will 2
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Melee Rapier +5 (1d4-1 18-20),
Ranged Sling +5 (1d3-1 ),
Bard spells known (CL 1; concentration +6)
1st (2/day)- Cure Light Wounds (DC 14); Grease (DC 14);
0th (at will)- Detect Magic (DC 13); Light (DC 13); Prestidigitation (DC 13); Read Magic (DC 13);
STATISTICS
Str 8, Dex 18, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 8, Cha 16
Base Atk +0; CMB -2; CMD 12
Feats Arcane Strike; Cunning;
SQ ; Arcane Strike; Distraction; Fascinate; Inspire Courage +1; Rallying Cry;
Traits: Focused mind, Resilient, You're Fleeing the Law.
Skills: Bluff(1) +7; Diplomacy(1) +7; Escape Artist(1) +8; Knowledge (arcana) (1) +5; Knowledge (dungeoneering)(1) +5; Knowledge (engineering)(1) +5; Knowledge (nature)(1) +5; Perception +5; Perform (Sing)(1) +7; Profession (cook) (1) +3;
Equipment: Rapier, Sling, Shield, 20 sling bullets, a backpack, a bedroll, a belt pouch, a common musical instrument, a flint and steel, ink, an inkpen, an iron pot, a journal, a mess kit, a mirror, rope, soap, torches (10), trail rations (5 days), and a waterskin.
GP: 11.8


Roxy "Burps" Hamhill wrote:

Roxy "Burps" Hamhill here, Halfling bard (arcane duelist) I'll have the crunch up tonight.

** spoiler omitted **

stats:
ROXY HAMHILL

Chaotic Good Small Halfling (Fleet of foot) Bard (arcane duelist) 1;
Init 6; Senses Perception: +5
DEFENSE
AC 20, touch 15, flat-footed 16
hp 11
Fort 4, Ref 7, Will 2
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Melee Rapier +5 (1d4-1 18-20),
Ranged Sling +5 (1d3-1 ),
Bard spells known (CL 1; concentration +6)
1st (2/day)- Cure Light Wounds (DC 14); Grease (DC 14);
0th (at will)- Detect Magic (DC 13); Light (DC 13); Prestidigitation (DC 13); Read Magic (DC 13);
STATISTICS
Str 8, Dex 18, Con 14, Int 12, Wis 8, Cha 16
Base Atk +0; CMB -2; CMD 12
Feats Arcane Strike; Cunning;
SQ ; Arcane Strike; Distraction; Fascinate; Inspire Courage +1; Rallying Cry;
Traits: Focused mind, Resilient, You're Fleeing the Law.
Skills: Bluff(1) +7; Diplomacy(1) +7; Escape Artist(1) +8; Knowledge (arcana) (1) +5; Knowledge (dungeoneering)(1) +5; Knowledge (engineering)(1) +5; Knowledge (nature)(1) +5; Perception +5; Perform (Sing)(1) +7; Profession (cook) (1) +3;

Equipment: Rapier, Sling, Shield, 20 sling bullets, a backpack, a bedroll, a belt pouch, a common musical instrument, a flint and steel, ink, an inkpen, an iron pot, a journal, a mess kit, a mirror, rope, soap, torches (10), trail rations (5 days), and a waterskin.
GP: 11.8


Roxy "Burps" Hamhill here, Halfling bard (arcane duelist) I'll have the crunch up tonight.

backstory:
Roxy was born to the Hamhill halflings 23 years ago. Even at a young age, she was known for her singing voice and outrageous burps. Both earned her attention, but she was more fond of making people laugh. As Rosy grew into adolescence, the Hamhill community was attacked by rampaging giants.

Roxy was left to lead younger children to safety in the nearby human settlement, but she was cornered by the giants. Thinking quickly, Roxy stashed a supply of dagger in her clothes and distracted the giants with her singing voice. She was captured, but the children escaped. When the giants tried to eat Roxy, she drew her dagger and stabbed them in their sensitive lips. The giants declared Roxy "Too Spicy" for consumption and locked her in a cage to hear her singing.

Roxy spent most of a year in that cage, before a group of traveling adventurers came to her rescue. They slew the giants and took on Roxy as a hireling. Roxy spent two years with the adventurers, studying their bard, Eric. She learned to turn her singing voice into a weapon, and to use actual weapons, like the rapier.

However, one day, the adventurers had to ask the advice of a good giant. Eric explained to Roxy that their were good and bad giants, and not to judge the giant they were meeting harshly. While Eric was talking to the giant, Roxy stabbed the large creature anyway. She stabbed him again and again, but only annoyed him. In fact, she annoyed him so much he kicked the adventurers out of his castle, without giving them the information they needed. Upset with Roxy for ruining their meeting, the adventurers told her she couldn't travel with them anymore.

Roxy has hopped on a caravan bound for Belhaim. She hopes to make a living as an adventuring hero and entertainer.