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"Nothing we couldn't handle."

Randy moves into a flanking position and lets loose with the lash!

Lash!:: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 4 + 2 = 18
acid (I think):: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Does Corrode 1d6 on crit.

Randy proceeds to whip it, whip it good.

Lash!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
acid (I think): 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Whip it real good!

Does Corrode 1d6 on crit.

Randy takes the lash and gets ready to kick some robot butt.

He advances cautiously into the greenhouse, moving from cover to cover.

"Think I'm up to it? Think I'm up to it? You clearly don't know Rowdy Randy the Ravishing Rodent to even ask that question. Point us in the right direction and we will sort out your little problem."

"The Lorespire complex has some of the best equipment around to keep your muscles toned and your bodies strong. Some of you look like you could use a bit of time in the gym. If you want to build a body like Rowdy Randy, you are going to need to hit these machines hard and often.

Now watch, and learn!"

Randy straddles a machine and leg lifts an absurdly heavy pile of weights.

Athletics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

"Rowdy Randy knows the training facility like the back of his hand. My sweat is on every surface. Doubt I will even need a script!"

Intimidate: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

"What about that time they replaced the referees in the Absolom Station Wresting Federation with digital monitoring? The robots couldn't see how many times I got punched in the groin while grappling some fool and I nearly ended up in the hospital. Explain that!"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (9) + 0 = 9

The best Randy can manage is to implore them with a "c'monnnn".

"You two need to pipe down. You are bothering everyone with your pointless arguing. Time to shake hands and shut your traps."

Intimidate: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

"Rowdy Randy might just look like a musclebound adonis to you, but I went to school. I have opinions on stuff."

Engineering: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

Randy brushes his fur just in case there are cameras at this lecture that might catch his celebrity cameo appearance.

Athletics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

Randy moves twice toward the remaining leader, ready to get some revenge.

Randy pants as he snaps out of it.

"Who are you calling a crouton? I am the whole damned SALAD!"

Will Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

"Hey hey what the hell is this thing? Gaaaaaaaaa!"

Randy flees in an undignified manner.

Randy heads straight for the leader and lays some smackdown!

Smackdown!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
bludgeoning: 1d3 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

"The clean up crew hired to tidy up this mess. Who are you?"

Reflex: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

"Oww!"

Randy sees the coast is clear, so gets to work.

Athletics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19

Randy strides in and takes a look around for any dangers.

Perception: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (19) + 0 = 19

"Rowdy Randy is all about the love, boss. Happy to clear out some space for you and evict any undesirable weirdos."

"Well now that you mention it, I think the Starfinder Society should look into more sponsorships of top athletes. Imagine seeing our logo on the unitard of a top class Ysoki wrestling champ? Think of how that would inspire the next generation of Starfinders!

Randy hopes that this assignment will finally require a wrestling specialist.

Checking in for duty.

Seeing we have taken some damage, Randy gets back to work on ripping off maintenance panels so we can boost both shields and our attacks.

Athletics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

"Let's do this!"

Randy continues his mayhem with the panels, helping Gi boost both systems.

Athletics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20

With little provocation, he rips apart his shirt and flexes.

Randy can't help but question the design of this ship as he rips off more access panels. Why not just make these things more accessible in the first place?

Athletics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17

Randy starts ripping out maintenance panels to provide access for Giovanni to boost 2 systems at once.

athletics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29

Randy attempts to divert power to the weapons.

Engineering: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

"Let's do this!"

"Hey that creature was something else. Not many out there that can take a punch from Rowdy Randy and still be standing. Sorry it got to your friends before we could get here to put it down. Anything we can do to help you get back safely?"

As the tentacle tries to wrap around him, Randy decides to fight dirty.

Chomp!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
piercing: 1d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

He backs away cautiously, trying to lure the creature into a flank.

5' step

"Ha! The bigger they are..."

He steps in and lays out some smackdown!

Smackdown!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
bludgeoning: 1d3 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

"... the harder they fall!"

Randy moves in closer and takes cover.

"That may be our mission about to be eaten! Let's go!"

Randy bounds off toward the east.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26

Rowdy Randy tries to hide his envy that this Envar fellow is finding such an easy route to fame. He asks Byent about it.

"What's so fascinating about this Envar guy? Where we come from, he is just a normal chump like the rest of us. Nothing special."

engineering: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Randy looks around and shrugs his shoulders.

"Where I come from, we resolve disputes by picking a champion and play a little game called shin kicking, where we kick each others shins until someone's bones break. Care to test your luck, and end this here and now?"

Intimidate: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

"Consider it done!"

"Happy to help! Kids need more structure sometimes, and a good role model like Rowdy Randy. I am all about the kids."

Seeing Giovanni's bravery in putting himself out there gives Randy a touch of courage to move outside his comfort zone and try to charm these strange people.

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (6) + 0 = 6

"Good grub! Thanks for the chow!"

And thus a diplomatic incident was born. ;-)

"Sounds like the feeding hall is the best place to start. And Randy can always eat!"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (5) + 0 = 5

"Hey, hey nothing forceful about it. Any of those jokers wanting to be forceful with Rowdy Randy, the former ultra-featherweight champion of the Absalom Station Wresting Federation, would have found themselves in a little position I like to call The Cradle, and they would have cried like little babies too."

Tone of speech to fit the roll, lol.

"I am Rowdy Randy, the Ravishing Rodent. Thank you for your welcome. We will come with you as you ask."

Engineering: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

culture: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

"Hmm these guys look like they could use some time at the gym." Randy mutters as he scrutinizes the visitors.

"Don't take it so hard Magnok. No one ever beat Rowdy Randy! And no, that cheating Grippli Grappler doesn't count. Just read the fan forums! This seems like as safe a place as any to wait for that thing to move on."

Randy stares into space, as if speaking to a camera.

"Remember kids, physical fitness is no joke, even if you are made of metal and plastic. Don't do drugs and stay in school, just like Rowdy Randy!"

Randy will reel in his grappler ands continue to aid Magnok!

Athletics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26

"Only 100 feet to go! Get those knees up!"