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"Huh....not what I expected." Roakar pauses
I rescued the last damsel. Maybe I should let Roos have a shot. Besides he is bound to screw it up.

"You will be just fine now. My comrades here will have you better in no time."

"Spoilsporting glory grabber!" Roakar yells following his first massive swing through empty air.

Roakar floats over to Hugo with anger in his eyes. He suddenly slaps Hugo across the shoulder "Nice Job!"

Is there anything else in ALL of the combined bestiaries that is freaking immune to bludgeoning and piercing damage?

It's actually kind of hilarious that we have met our match (at least vs our typical damage output). Demons...no prob, lich monkey....no problem, fake god barbarian...no problem, part god jello cube...well shit.

DR: 36 - 7 = 29 Ouch wisdom drain. Not cool!
Roakar will hover (or 5ft fly back if this thing has reach) and spend the appropriate actions to grab the scimitar (move) and Sheath his hammer (move).
Fly: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (6) + 19 = 25

Man wasting an entire turn sucks but I'm not gonna risk dropping my hammer in a pool of nasty acid

Lols. I was waiting for that foot to drop and hoping furiously that it was some modified version of this damn thing. No problems at all.

Pounce Flying with mah wings of awesomeness...wooooooosh!

"Die silly godling!"

Roakar activates Reckless Abandon, Power attack, Haste, Raging Brutality and then charges.

Atk 1: 1d20 + 31 ⇒ (1) + 31 = 32 Dmg 1: 1d12 + 2d6 + 43 ⇒ (6) + (6, 5) + 43 = 60
Atk 2: 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (13) + 26 = 39 Dmg 1: 1d12 + 2d6 + 43 ⇒ (12) + (3, 4) + 43 = 62
Atk 1: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (16) + 21 = 37 Dmg 1: 1d12 + 2d6 + 43 ⇒ (7) + (1, 6) + 43 = 57
Atk H: 1d20 + 31 ⇒ (7) + 31 = 38 Dmg 1: 1d12 + 2d6 + 43 ⇒ (10) + (6, 6) + 43 = 65

Fort Save vs Poison: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (2) + 22 = 24
DR: 18 - 7 = 11

Of all the crazy ass bestiary monsters they could choose. I freaking hate this thing, which is why I threw it at a table in a home game. They choose this thing just to piss everyone off. This will be fun to play out with Roakar.....
Roakar sees your surprise round and raises you an immediate action rage.
Will save: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (14) + 14 = 28

"It's gettin' to the point when we can't spend a year with out having to smack down some wanabe god."

Can we write this all down on the side of the map (who got what buffs)?

Roakar then unfolds his wings and looks around the pit.
Perception: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (1) + 18 = 19
Just as he begins to look around he gets an itch and vigorously scratches it.
"It's a pit...." Roakar says with a shrug.

"Well lets just see what we got behind this door. We haven't gotten much from this place otherwise."

"Seems to me that the wording could then be The lurker at the threshold shall be mine. How does one imprison a God?"

"No prob."
Roakar rages a round and then Str Surges to bend/break himself a nice door.
Str Check: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (16) + 24 = 40
"Let's roll, Igy"

Alternatives once I break out of this cage:
1) I can fly you all over the trap.
2) I can spell sunder the trap into nonexistence.

That's funny. Roakar was actually Baleful Polymorphed into a turtle during the Shadowlodge special. Made the second save though, so I kept my abilities and finished the fight as a raging mad turtle.

"Oh...hey Igy...mind if I join you. Figured you shouldn't be the only one bumbling down a suspicious hallway and gettin' in trouble."

Roakar takes a closer look at the cage.
Perception: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (18) + 18 = 36

Still waiting to figure out if Roakar is in there with him. But meanwhile, the cage LOOKS like it's normal metal.

All these saves are suspiciously indicative of baleful polymorph.

Will Save 1: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17 Bet I failed that one and will try Eater of Magic.
Will Save 2: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (19) + 14 = 33
Fort Save 1: 1d20 + 27 ⇒ (8) + 27 = 35
Will save 3: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (13) + 14 = 27

Roakar will use Eater of Magic if the effect is a spell, spell-like ability, or supernatural ability.
Will Save reroll: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (4) + 14 = 18Stupid rolls gonna get me in trouble

Holding sarcastic dialog until I find out the result of my predicament.

Hey everyone, just a heads up, I'll be completely offline from Thursday night until Sunday night. I'm running 3 legs in a relay race that spans more than 200 miles. We run non-stop, so I won't be in any condition to post or check the boards until after sleeping in on Sunday.

Sounds awesome. Good Luck!

LoL

Roakar walks up and pulls Igy back from the mess he has made.
"You ok Igy?"

Roakar then looks at the cage from the hallway.
Perception: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31
"Don't know whether to be happy some nasty creature isn't in the cage or worried that some nasty creature is out of it's cage."

"Not real good with the books. Unless it's nature stuff or maybe stuff on those fancy flags they carry around in Taldor, I am not gonna be very useful." Still cracks me up that I punished Roakar and had him learn about nobility during the off time.

"That team we have upstairs is probably a better option. We can then push on to clear the danger and then return to help them finish if need be."

Roakar sets three potions of lesser restoration on a table. "That's all I got but it should pep ya up." No longer need them really as I am immune to fatigue/exhaustion.

Looking at the books Roakar says "Ugh...my mind is hurting just looking at this room devoted to boardum."

So So So sorry guys. I have had the most stressful time recently. Lost a computer to a tropical storm. I am currently catching up and will try to post something in character this evening.

Fort Save: 1d20 + 27 ⇒ (11) + 27 = 38
Will Save: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (18) + 14 = 32

Roakar is not impressed by the creatures posturing.

Roakar flys into the room, floating above the clutter, with a brief walk across a table top, on his way to the spider.
Fly: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15

"Well lets see what ya got."

Rage, Power Attack, Reckless Abandon, Dazing Assualt, Witch Hunter, Come and Get Me. Weapon is +4 B/P so counts as everything but alignment.

Atk 1: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (5) + 23 = 28 Dmg 1: 1d12 + 2d6 + 33 ⇒ (2) + (3, 5) + 33 = 43
If hit, big ass spider must make a DC 25 Fort save or be dazed for a round

"Alright Igi...you want to do this the non-Roakar way. Let's give it a shot."

"One of these may get us a reaction as well." Roakar then starts saying something over and over again. When he gets to common you hear him say "Can you hear me now?" before moving on to additional languages.

Roakar looks to Roos while shaking his head "No respect for the rules. This is the kinda thing that has me goin' back to missions gone wrong and scooping tidbits of members into bags for raisin' later."

Roakar then takes a step into the room to stand near Igi.

"Oh my....I have no idea what all that is, but it looks like my kinda fun. Some kinda machine spewin fog, a chained up conical thing with long tentacles, and a big spider thing. Glad I didn't go fishing with Roos. I don't think hes big enough bate for the job."

perception check: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31

No problem at all. Had other friends caught up in that mess, even a few GenCanters.

Roakar stretches out his arms, intertwines his fingers, and stretches his arms and hands. The loud pop of finger joints can be heard. "Roos, it is time. Think bait fish."

Going to move Roakar into fog no matter what. It's just a matter of whether or not I can see in it beyond 5 ft. At minimum, it's just fog, at worst its fog plus a rider that makes me roll a save...not too worried.

"I say we chuck Roos into the room with a rope attached to his foot and see what bites." Roakar says with a grin.

Have fun for the rest of us non-conners.

Currently in holding pattern awaiting verification of the clearing of an odd weather pattern.

Keeping as calm and non-threatening as a 350 pound mountain of muscle can, Roakar says "Maybe we should have brought one of the teams with us. How are we gonna deal with the crowd? They could stay hear or all go stand among the rocks up stairs."

Looking to Klaria, Roakar asks "What kind of security protocols?"

You could take 10 if you felt a 36 might be good enough. Otherwise gotta roll it.

If it was a magical trap I would suggest just letting Roakar rip the door out of the ground, but....

"I am not first in line?!?" Roakar says with surprise. "This may be a first, Roos. Not sure I like it....but I will concede the glory to the new guy. Let's see how well he does with it."

Roakar hits himself up with a charge of his darkvision wand.
UMD: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (19) + 17 = 36

He then activates his wings, draws his hammer, and takes a step off the boats bow, flying over the water between our ship and the shore. Roakar stops at the shore, floating above the rocky ground.

Fly: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (10) + 14 = 24
Perception: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (10) + 18 = 28

"Nice spot, Hugo."
Survival: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (7) + 16 = 23

I am back from Dice Tower Con.

Roakar nods to the current assignment and during the feast adds a 1000gp to the mix.

No problem. We can retcon it back however you want.

"Later Roos. I will tell you all about it." Roakar smiles.
You'll hear all about the crap they filled my head with. Taldan Nobility, family crests, family trees, family third cousins twice removed, and how an unforgotten piece of Ulfen heritage got me dragged into that mess. I will enjoy watching you squirm through that hoping for something more along your lines of a princess story.

Roakar,drink in hand, adds "If I remember correctly, the Axe Fixers could handle themselves in combat pretty well but were not the type to go at an objection from the side. That may make them an ok choice for Uskwood. The other two team..." Roakar pauses to think. "The scroll-somethins were more angled towards bein sneaky and the whatcha-group was more of the researcher type."

"I'll take one Roos." Roakar says as he pulls out an oversized stein. "Didn't have time to stop and get me a keg of ail from the Hall for the trip this time. Been guarding some Taldan princess's door while she visits Absolom. They pulled me directly from that to this." Roakar pauses, looks to Roos, and says "No" to the about to be asked question. "And don't go gettin any ideas either. The group I been with is dead serious and have more sticks up their arse about honor than you can imagine."

Roakar just finished a tour of guarding some fancy Taldan Royalty during their time in Absolam on behalf of the Society. He learned a lot of useless crap about titles and such, and finally mastered the nausia issues that his new ioun stone was causing.

Roakar ponders the known facts.
Knowledge Nature: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17
Knowledge Nobles: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25 Wow...being stuck outside the doors of Taldan Royalty during his offtime has paid off.

"Looks like we gotta send the kids out again. They did well last time and hopefully that will continue. I think we need to send one to Wirholt’s Rictus to see what really happened there, one to Uskwood, and maybe take the third with us to Wingless Rock in case we need extra hands."

"I don't got a pile of gear this time around. Luckily though we are home and I can just hand them a pile of gold instead. I kinda feel like we are goin easy on these kids. No venture captain handed me a pile a gold before kickin me out to face the unknown. Then again....maybe that was the issue from the get go. To much emphasis on bringin back the corpses and not enough on keepin em alive."

"Any thoughts on who goes where?"

1 lvl in Ulfen Guard, 2 points in Knowledge Nobility, 3 point in Sense Motive, Extra Rage Power (internal Fortitude), and bought a Gauz Mask because fogs are annoying even when they are helpful. Big changes are that Roakar can now rage as an immediate action while flat-footed, can rage cycle to his hearts content, and is immune to fatigue, exhaustion, nausia, and sickness. If you wish to cast a spell on me just let me know. I can drop rage and then return to raging as a free actions on my turn. So a little bit of timing is required.

Just a heads up. I will probably be out of communication Wed-Sun of next week while at Dice Tower Con.

Man...if only we weren't a bunch of drunken honor bound do-gooders. +4 Con bonus is mighty tasty. Hope there is some kind of boon at the end for passin up on being chaotic and self serving. Also like the fact that it looks like our PFS teams come with us and get more of a bonus. Cool scenario mechanic.

I will be upgrading tonight. Just found Ulfen Guard and I am thinking of a dip. Roakar is actually half-Ulfen but I have never had a reason to really express that since backstory wise he grew up Shoanti. I like the mechanics and it would be a neat way to express some off the table RPing that has been going on between scenarios. Lots of interesting ideas for backstory.

That dino was a beast. Great job everyone!

Nidal here we come.

Roakar walks up to the dragon's corpse and begins separating the head and neck from the body. "She will make a great trophy. Maybe I will hang her on my wall in my office to scare the new initiates."

lifting the severed head up and on to his shoulder, Roakar lets the blood drain to the floor.

Nice gauntlets!

Hugo: Chris mentioned that the two vials were in the portable hole.

Roakar will fly out of the room (25ft movement), lay down Janira (blue star, free action?), and then float back into the room (35ft movement). Taking up a position and protecting Ignatious and Athrax with a readied action to attack the dragon if it attacks.

Rage, Power Attack, Reckless Abandon, Witch Hunter, Blessing of Fervor (AC/reflex), Inspire Courage, Come and Get Me, Shaken, AC=16

Roakar flies to Janira Where ever that is and picks her up.

Jeeze! A man goes and plays a 9 hour game of Twilight Imperium and then has friends in town and everything goes to hell.

Reflex vs ceiling: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

Roakar feels the ceiling begin to give way and is able to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge his way to no damage. If I failed my save would my DR 15/lethal make me immune to being burried alive?

Couple of questions:
1) Is the stinking cloud still in play or has the collapsing ceiling been enough to dissipate it?
2) Are there civilians in the field of battle?

Well now Rumil can shoot the dragon....