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In closing, *BURP!*

Because Rhuun burps best next to bacon.

Fort. save: 1d20 + 4 - 5 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 4 - 5 - 2 = 1
Fort. save: 1d20 + 4 - 6 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 - 6 - 2 = -1
Fort. save: 1d20 + 4 - 7 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 - 7 - 2 = -2
Fort. save: 1d20 + 4 - 8 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 4 - 8 - 2 = 14

Fatigue rounds left (because this will be important): 3/10

Rhuun draws the chief's blade in his off hand and fights full defensive (+4 AC) and attempts to maneuver to flank with Urk.

battleaxe: 1d20 - 1 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (11) - 1 - 2 - 4 = 4 1d6 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2
dogslicer: 1d20 - 5 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (12) - 5 - 2 - 4 = 1 1d4 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 - 2 = 2

Fatigue rounds left (because this will be important): 7/10

Winded, sick, tired, Rhuun ponderously lifts his axe again.... 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 - 2 = 5 damage: 1d6 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 - 2 = 3

Fatigue rounds left (because this will be important): 8/10

Rhuun lifts his axe from the frog paste and wearily let's it drop on the pug.
battleaxe: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 4 - 2 = 9 damage: 1d6 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 - 2 = 3
*sigh*

Like I said you're about due. I don't know why you ended up rolling 3 extra d6 when you already had one, but after removing the first, Longtung go squish, also, please check your rages, I think you may have miscounted.

Didn't there are only two additional d6 damage dice and all modifiers for each in the additional damage line. The actual d6 dice rolls are 6, 5, and 1. But dead is dead.

And you are correct Rhuun is now both sick and tired (fatigued) for 10 rounds.

To be Fair Rhuun....

Now you're just bein' funny.

I'll remember that in case we don't all die in the immediate future. XD

You're such a pessimist.

I think it's in the title of the game. ;)

Cuddles? Lord Longtongue (a toad of some size I guess)? What am I looking at here? Is there high ground? A fireplace? Distance? If we're using a map I'm at work and can't really move myself from my phone. Is there a link? Is it mine?

You may have done it again.

Hey, anybody just want to call it till monday since Urk's at gencon, where most of us would prefer to be, if we aren't already.

Rhuun can hit that.

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 3 - 2 = 11.

Rhuun hits it! (Note: this is a copy-paste that Rhuun uses pretty much for everything.)

Point blank at Doza: "What 'things?!'"

"What 'things?!'"

"What 'things?'"

Let's roll up kobolds and start a side game while the GM's away.

Actually Doza's more Rhuun's type. She has a toad. Yum.

Traveling today and don't have access to my WBG stuff, resume posting tomorrow.

Bon Voyage!

Hope the rest of the game's fantastic, everyone! :)

"Aww man now who am I going to lust after?" (turns and looks at Urk)

Rhuun calls out: "BREE-YARK!" then listens intently for a reply.

"Too quiet." Rhuun can almost hear the words tumbling around in his head. Fortunately, he cannot read them, for if he did they would spell out: D-A-I-N-N-G-I-E-R!
Duh, duh, DUUUUUH!

We have a map?

Weren't you at the leadership meeting? Oh, wait.... ;) You can look at it (the map that is) and push pawns around on it and stuff, but I don't think we're using it.

Sneakin' sum more (see map). Have I found the center of the dog colony and their terrible queen?

Sneakin': 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 11 - 2 = 14

Int: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 = 7

As your head comes even with the deck you take a fireball to the face.

Not again! Though I must say it does exfoliate the pores.

Sneak sneak sneak: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 11 - 2 = 12

Rhuun repositions the ladder and begins climbing.

Sorry, I black out when I get angry. ;)

*Sniff*

The ladder fell over, we're all on the ground including rhuun.

This.

Having apparently fallen prone, Rhuun gets up wearily (move). If something is near enough he can swing at it, it may get an attack of opportunity to bite him while he's getting up (this includes Zika). If he's still alive, he bashes it (most likely it's a dog) with his axe (again it has to be right next to him). If it's on the ground and hasn't roused there are conditional bonuses and penalties to apply. Many of these things would not be in question were we using a state-supplied map.

If needed, battleaxe (not sure if I'm flanking, if so add +2): 1d20 + 4 - 3 ⇒ (9) + 4 - 3 = 10
If needed, damage (not sure if I'm flanking, if so add +1): 1d8 + 1 - 3 ⇒ (6) + 1 - 3 = 4

It's all an act to fool McCarthy's G-men. Don't wanna get blacklisted.

Damn communists.

Which reminds me I have go possibly kick someone out of my Kingmaker game... Or at least retire them for a while.

Try it now.

I want to, but I have no idea how to. Thanks though!

Just copy the link and paste it into either your subtitle line like you have 'Brew Master' or go to the Campaign Information page, select edit to edit the description, and then paste in there the same way (with url tags) and it will show up at the top of every Gameplay page for folks to access, or do both. It should be viewable and editable for everyone with access to a link (though editing really doesn't work that well on phones as I've found, though other folks with computers can move tokens around where they want).

Sorry, I missed what we were talking about. Oddly, I've been sick, (allergies mainly).

I understand the concern, but this is online gaming, off your phone when you can get to it. That said you have the perfect excuse to skip him (or bot him if Tybalt agrees)--we're goblins! We do stoopid stuff all the time. We wonder off when--Ha! That is a grumpy looking cat! Sorry, what were we talking about?

That said, I made somethin' if you wanna use it. Granted I did it with a -2 penalty. But it does help with flanking and movement and stuff.

Initiative(?): 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 3 - 2 = 10
Or (Rhuun is actually on the ladder) 6 (early Doza-1), or 8 (recent Doza-1).

Rhuun Initiative = Doza -1ish

Fortitude save: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 4 - 2 = 14

"Where you learn speak like that, Rhuun? You not reading books, is you? Anyway, you first, you wants to be leader, 'member?"

Note: the DC for hearing a whispered conversation is listed at 15 in the core book under the perception skill

"Saw a humie play once. Was disappointed. Was expecting more weasels."

Rhuun elbows Urk while hey work.

*grope.* "Is that ladder?"

Gathered together from someplace relatively near Grand Rapids, Michigan, I have the Top Ten reasons Rhuun wasn't using the +1 horse-bane dog chopper to fight the horses with, starting with...

10. Had his security battleaxe in hand.
9. Thought "bane for horses" meant it was something good for them to eat.
8. Too sick to dual-wield!
7. Hadn't had time to cast identify yet (maybe in two or three levels).
6. Failed his Perception check at rowdy goblin get-together.
5. Deep Blue was online playing the character at the time.
4. Figured being goblins wasn't enough of a disadvantage and decided to let the "good guys win" like always.
3. David Letterman made me do it.
2. Couldn't get head around a 'dog chopper' not made for dog chopping.

1. Player didn't notice it did that.

"Hahahahaha-*blurp* Ughhhhhh, stomach.... Maybe food...." Rhuun pulls out poor Ungulp XIV stares the toad in the eyes for a while and then promptly hurls in the shrubbery.
He's not in anyway surprised to see a fulling grown, live herring exit his mouth.
Stowing his toad with the rest of rations, Rhuun returns to the party. "Ughhh."

Actually I've simply come to the decision that giving things more hit points and adding to the numbers is more effective, but that's the part of the point of running these, for me to gain experience on what works and what doesn't. Giving Lotsalegs advanced template, doesn't work. Adding a second cr 1 creature, doing pretty good so far.

Still pit fiends. *Nudge nudge* You could also just reskin things.

"But horses don't have lightning breath and blind sense!"

I would recommend Google Drawing in Google Drive for interactive mapping.

Sample

Or he could just send in more pit fiends!

Chomp is pretty much a 1-trick-pouncing-pony. The GM could give him a math problem and it would be all over....

Oh, yeah, pounce quadruped eidolons are especially silly. I don't know how it ever seemed like a good idea balance-wise to make Pounce a 1-point evolution...

This from the pouncing sneak attack goblin? ;)

Initiative (Ugh...): 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 3 - 2 = 13