Reta watches the dance for about two and a half seconds before, She then proceeds to look through the house for anything of interest.
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Reta watches the longshank take off toward the door. Shrugging,
Reta's eyes go wide at the sight of the dog. she says in her sing-song voice again. She then attacks it with her club.
Reta looking confused, she questions before her eyes go wide in anger. Reta looks all around in a near panic, never before having had to fight something she couldn't see. Reta puts herself in a defensive position as she keeps her eyes peeled for the unseen animal.
Reta looks in said direction that Poog points. She then waits a long moment, like, four seconds before raising a questioning eyebrow. She turns back and re-readies to kill the dog.
Reta makes her way in, looking around as she does. She then points to the door, she tells him, readying herself to pound on the animal with her mighty club.
Reta stops scrounging through the shiny treasure as her ears perk up. She slowly turns her attention toward the sound and peers in said direction through narrowed eyes. Grinning wickedly, Reta grabs one of the medicine bottles and drinks a few draughts before placing it in her pack. She then grabs her club and readies her shield. she says in a sing song voice as she heads toward the farmhouse, keeping her eyes peeled in case of a surprise.
As a great big smile forms, Reta takes the present shyly. she says, covering her mouth as she giggles before skipping around in fun.
She then removes the veil from the halfling and puts it on. Giggling, she prances around all fancy like. She giggles again at the thought of how much prettier she is than... well... everyone.
Feeling as fast as fast can be, Reta runs with a blazing speed right at the halfling, swinging with all her little might at her.
Seeing the other goblins lick their toads, Reta scowls at them for having all the fun. Just to show them, she pulls out her toad and licks it with one big slurp, nearly biting its head off.
As she takes notice of the cake again, she can no longer resist wanting her own piece of cake and eating it too. Taking a step over near the table, she grabs a handful and shoves it whole in her mouth.
Sadden by the pretty, squashed bug, Reta scowls at the halfling. she accuses as she stands up, tired of being on the ground.
Cranky cause she missed so badly, Reta tries again to take the legs out from under the halfling.
As the bug seems to take forever to move past, she turns to look the other way and notices the halfling still there. Narrowing her eyes, she says as she draws her club and swings at the legs of the halfling.
As her eyes flicker open from the deep recess of unconsciousness, she scowls as she finds herself laying on the ground. Until she happens to notice a big, green and gold, multi-legged bug crawling about a foot from her nose which causes her eyes to go wide. Remaining perfectly still so as not to frighten it, OKAY, RETA WILL WAIT FOR RIGHT TIME TO SNATCH PRETTY BUG. ONCE IT PAST RETA'S NOSE, IT WILL NOT SEE ME NO MORE AND THEN I WILL GET IT. She giggles quietly to herself at her wonderful plan as she waits for the bug to pass.
Not only does her weapon shatter, but she is struck from multiple angles managing to only absorb one of the hits with one of her badges.
Unfortunately, that one hit is all it takes as she falls in a heap.
Seeing two of her goblin party eat the cake, Reta becomes quite jealous. she demands quite kindly as she swings again at the halfling.
Reta's eyes go wide at the veil the female halfling is wearing. "Ooooooooh, pretty," she says in awe. Narrowing her eyes at the short longshanks, She then moves up and swings at the halfling closest to her, hoping to quickly eliminate him and then move on to the real prize.
Seeing the longshanks run away and catch fire as he does, Reta giggles.
Reta remains really unhappy at the idea of the non-dead longshanks. she yells, swinging her slicer once again at the man.
As the human remains upright and actually manages to swing at her, Reta scowls at him. she asks, swinging her fantastic blade of death at him once again.
Reta - utter confidence showing upon her face - moves over to the human and swings her mighty dogslicer at him, wondering where she will go next after he dies.
Reta moves through the middle of the stables quietly(I know, weird right? I mean, c'mon. 'Quietly'? Yeah it doesn't make sense to me either), ready to strike at the first sound of screaming.
"Where Fat Slorb? Fat Slorb so fat it is being not possible that he is being hiding. Fat Slorb!" Reta giggles, placing a hand over her mouth as she does. Old Foofelah fails to notice the silence falling; she is in the middle of a long diatribe to no one in particular about the sad state of the modern Licktoads. "When Foofelah was a girl, Teeter Chair was twenty mans high. They was cutting hole in Moot House roof for it to stick through. In my day, if Chief goblin talked directly to anyone, they fell down dead! Some exploded. Sad day for Licktoads when they didn't listen to Old Foofelah about this Chief." Reta's eyes go wide at the accurate history of the Licktoads. Looking up at the top of the Moot House, she giggles again, making an exploding sound while using her hands for effect. she declares, crossing her arms and huffing, irritated at the fact no one will listen to the wisest goblin in the tribe. After a moment or two of being angry,
Reta shakes her head, she nods emphatically.
Just now remembering about one of their newly found trinkets, Reta pulls out the perfectly well drawn map. She giggles.
Reta rolls her eyes, she declares, holding up her toad high.
she responds enthusiastically. She turns to the group, she orders. Turning to Smuz who seems to be staring into oblivion, Reta gets out her toad as she speaks to him. she asks, huffing in irritation. She then proceeds to show her toad to all.
Seeing all the goodies, She proceeds to grab everything that's not nailed down.
As Smuz takes what's left of Chuffy's potion and is able to get around, Reta moves over to him. She shows him all the fascinating items. She hands him an alchemist fire, a mint candle, an acid vial, the tanglefoot bag.
As the elf/half-elf falls, She then pulls out what's left of her potion and pours it down Smuz's throat and then tosses the bottle aside. She then nudges him. She stares at him a moment to see if he responds. About a second later,
Seeing Smuz the goblin fall in a heap, Reta glares at the longshanks, ignoring her own smoking injuries. she yells as she steps toward the longshanks. Reta swings her majestic club as hard as she can at the humanoid.
Reta steps forward next to the spider hat, glancing back and forth between it and the longshanks. Glaring, she yells, swinging again at the taller humanoid - hoping to scare it off so she can play with the hat without being bothered.
Reta takes a half-hearted swing as the spider hat continues to use its magical powers to keep Reta's attention upon it.
Reta glares at the taller beast as it steps back away from her. she declares, staring and pointing with her weapon directly at the jingly hat. she asks as she steps forward and tries to knock it off her head.
Reta moves up next to Smuz the goblin, she says as she swings at the humanoid.
Her eyes going wide, Reta grabs her shield and straps it on before pointing her club threateningly at the giant.
Reta finds herself mesmerized by the colorful box for a long moment before finally shaking herself free of its magical, hypnotic power. she nods emphatically as she makes her way toward it.
Reta takes the meat hook and admires the potential level of pain it could cause. she says, giggling at her own funny. She grabs the half-eaten, raccoon-scented bag of hardtack.
Watching the tiny creatures run away,
Reta attacks and steps back once again.
She declares, drawing her mighty club and taking a swing that could bring down mountains at one.
Angry at getting bitten multiple times, she steps back.
As boredom quickly approaches, Reta scours the room as well for anything of interest.
Reta moves up and pushes Chuffy back behind her. She clears her throat and begins. Finishing, she grins excitedly as she waits for something awesome to happen. As nothing happens within the next three seconds, she glares at the nothing. she yells in anger. she threatens. As nothing happens again within five seconds this time, she walks back in line, her arms crossed and pouting.
Reta's eyes go wide as she notices Chuffy's wounds closing. She takes one for herself and then takes a couple of swigs before watching her wounds heal completely. she informs everyone and stashes the potion in her pack. Reta collects herself and readies to move in.
Reta glares at the shack. "RETA NOT GIVING DARKFEAR RETA'S TOAD. DARKFEAR GONNA HAVE TO TAKE LICKTOAD FROM RETA. RETA KILL DARKFEAR AND DARKFEAR NO LONGER EAT GOBLINS OR TAKE TOADS. LET'S GO," she says in her 'lowered' voice as she starts to move in quietly but the pain from the cut she received from the battle reminds her of her wound. She turns to Poog, She then shows him the small wound. she tells him, waiting.
Reta looks to Rempty, seeing how he's the last one standing, and points at him. She then looks to Chuffy with a glare, She pouts a moment at the thought of not having a bigger team. As the pout eventually vanishes due to boredom, She motions to the fallen goblins.
Reta pouts as she sees Kettlehead fall. she whines as she moves up and swings at Culgick.
Missing terribly once again, she takes another look at the fallen Kettlehead and can't help but giggle. she mocks in a sing song way.
Reta follows Kettlehead and takes another swing at him with her mighty club.
Stepping up next to Chuffy, Reta yells, swinging her mighty club at the pot wearing goblin.
As she connects fantastically with a solid hit, Reta looks at Kettlehead curiously through narrowed eyes.
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