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Thanks, DM hair-metal goblin! Loved it!

Though Reta one of greatest goblins of all time, she still cringes as she remembers Poog's whacks on the head.

Reta fighting best! Reta hit, and not be hit!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 8 + 1 = 121d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 1 + (1) = 3 Seriously, how many threes are on this twenty-sided die?

Reta looks at Chuffy Oh right! That what Reta forgetting

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 1 + 2 = 281d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (1) = 6

Hey! Only Poog get to be fire-man!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 8 + 1 = 241d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 1 + (4) = 7

@Upow: The flaming dogslicer one

HP 17/30

I feel pain! Reta no like pain! Reta only like pain when it on OTHER people!

Make it so: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 8 + 1 = 201d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 1 + (2) = 6

Pa try and give me pain! Reta only like pain when it on OTHER people!

Make it so: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 8 + 1 = 151d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 1 + (5) = 8

Bot Mog?

Reta charge Guffy! Reta make Guffy burn a bit more.

Attaack: 1d20 + 8 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 1 + 2 = 281d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 1 + (5) = 8

Sounds fine, but where is 'front'?

Wise goblin once said: It's better to have burned and watched than never to have burned at all.

Burn! burn! burn! burn!

Reta climbs back and then says: Pa inside, let's cook him. C'mon. Big and fiery sparkles!

Reta will climb up shack to see if Pa is inside.

She whispers ...and we cook Pa if inside!!

Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23

I could've sworn I posted this before, but apparently not...

But you wait until Reta away! Reta like watch fire, not be fire.

If Poog agrees, Reta'll will open the trap door quickly.

We here to kill munch meat? Why us no set shack on fire?

Reta really wonders what would happen if Poog throws necklace through trap door...

Reta secretly hopes for some healing, but fears Poog's wand a bit, as he smacks really hard with it. If nothing happens, she'll climb up the trapdoor.

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Neither going to GenCon or PaizoCon :(. I feel I'm missing out on a lot.

Heh, chicken loves Moggie!

Reta strikes at big chicken again!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 251d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 1 + (3) = 6

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Making amends here:

Reta does not flee:

Stupid chicken what bites! I make you feel slicer now!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 221d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (1) = 6

HP: 5/20

Pain! Stoopid chicken what bites!

Reta is out of here: she withdraws through the trapdoor, hoping the big chicken cannot follow.

What? It big chicken! Big chicken no match of big evil flaming dogslicer!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 281d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 1 + (4) = 8
Confirm: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 241d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (4) = 9

It too fat for exit. Maybe brave goblins make very brave retreat?

Reta silently sneak up to trapdoor, then try to open it to see what above.

Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27

Boon!: 1d20 ⇒ 6

Yes chief!

Nobody sure whether Reta serious or being snarky.

Let's break eggs, then move into house, see if Pa is home! Reta says with a super-wide grin.

Doogs. Must. Dieieieie!

Flaming dog slicer with extra HATE: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 8 + 1 = 111d4 + 1 + 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (2) + 2 = 9

Reta gets that enraged look in her eyes Dogs!, taking a deep breath near!

She draws her knife and tries to sniff out the dog where are you doggie, doggie?

Reta gets that evil grinning look in her eyes when Squealy is mentioned Yes, fearsome boar Squaly Nord, terror of the brine stump!

She doesn't understand Poog though, thinking he is talking about getting Squely to come here:
If he can get here, that would be good! But I also don't know how Squealy Nord can come here.

I have easier ways to make me blurry! Reta says, meaning to say she can just smack Chuffy on the eye.

Potion will help as well.

Reta will gladly take the potion what makes you look all smudgy, but perhaps it's more use to Chuffy.

Let's go to '4'.

Wisdom: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13

Ah screw this. It's meta-gaming, but I like Squealy Nord just too much:

GM Star Reroll, Wisdom: 1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 1 + 2 = 14 nerd RAGE, throws dice out of window

Reta stands around, pretty much oblivious to what is going on.

Reta raises the her dog slicer, that she decided to name the 'baconator' for the occasion and slashes once more

Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 171d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 1 + (5) = 7

Could be pig. Let's test.

Reta stabs the pink skin with her knife.

If it squeals, it pig.

Don't worry, Reta can't count to one anyway

See. Werds bad luck!

Reta moves along with chuff to inspect the boat
Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

With a nasty grin on her face, and knife still in hand, Reta says chickens!

Pff. No matter. That some kind of entrance over there?

Looks to be some kind of turned over boat? It's got a number three on the bow

Aawh. No more bacon. Now we munch meat!

Reta is full of fire, but hurting...

RATATA! Reta like bacon!

Rita see good example in Chuffy. Reta want a piece as well!

Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 221d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 1 + (6) = 9

Assuming it's my turn

Reta tries to slice bacon. I want my bacon!

Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 161d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 1 + (5) = 9

Reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

Burns! Burns! Stupid pig! Worse than Squealy Nord!

Reta tries more attacking:

Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 171d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (6) = 11

Can somebody please turn off the bad rolls? Thank you.

Reta try and make flame-broiled bacon!

Attack, flaming dogslicer: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 181d4 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 1 + (6) = 11

Reta like bacon!

Reta whips out her brand new flaming dogslicer, and will try to slice her off a piece of the pig.

Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10

I'd like a cure potion and - if no one else wants it - the flaming dog slicer? Fine with chuffy taking the cloak

Reta happy to be out of pie and into woods!

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

Reta keep trying

Escape: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 151d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

This is getting a bit repetitive, so to keep Mogmurch and Chuffy from falling asleep, let me just roll the same rolls over and over again, ok?

Reta keep trying to escape It too hot! It no longer fun!

Escape: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

When the bird pecks her on the head, she throws a little tantrum, then just decides to slash at the creature

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 251d41 ⇒ 8

I'm not supposed to act, am I?

Hahaha! Yes, slicing the pie would be completely in-character, so let's do that.

Escape, it's too hot!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

Reta makes attack at bird!
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 281d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Confirm: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 251d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Did Reta hit bird in previous round?

Reta glad her big head not stuck in pie!

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

feta starts slicing the pie!

Attack (Dogslicer): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 281d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3