Red Shirt #1's page

Does he host cook outs for them?

<heads over to the Aberzombie's for a cook out>

I would claim that promotion, but I've died in so many threads already ...

35M ... seeking *ZAP*

Are you serious?

Oh, you mean he isn't going to eat my brain? Whew, I was worried there for a bit.

Dear Mr Aberzombie,

Having clicked the link supplied by some random dude, I must ask the follow questions of you:

1) Did you used to play football?
2) Do road cones protect your head?
3) Do you have a screen door shield?
4) Do you like tricycles?
5) Is there butter on your head?
6) Are you going to eat my brain?

Oh wait, I guess you've already answered that last one ... several times ...

Dear Mr. Aberzombie,

What are my chances of surviving the zombie apocalypse?

What the hell is going on in ... <WHACK>

MOORLUCK KILL COUNT: 1