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Goblin Longstalking

Twang

Its dead now.

Ranger Alissa?! I thought I had soundly defeated (and subsequently killed) you along with that wretched bear of yours when you refused to pay the rent you owe me (you were six months overdue, now the amount has increased significantly).

I told you, I gave it to one of your lackeys while you were out.

And if you know what is good for you, my father the lich keeps an eye on on me at all times.

Hey, be respectful when talking about Rangers you mangy excuse for a mop.

IHIYC was the real reason for Leeroy Jenkins.

Is this trip really necessary?

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

Normally, if you can't change it when you find it, you're supposed to drop it and leave it alone for fear it will sneak up on you in the middle of the night and do GoatToucher style things to you.

Wasn't GoatToucher Style a novelty dance smash hit about three or four years ago, with accompanying dance routine, or was that just a beautiful dream I had?

Not a dream, more a nightmare.

shivers

You have to keep it since it was too late to change it when you found it.

Monica is banned for orchestrating the whole thing.

Abort Face

Open it up Trapdodger.

Only if you worship the same god Jenny does.

Little blue vermin.

KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!

KILL IT!: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26 1d8 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 1 + 1 = 7Sneak Attack: 4d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 4, 5) = 17
KILL IT!: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35 1d8 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 1 + 1 = 8Sneak Attack: 4d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 5, 6) = 18
KILL IT!: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32 1d8 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 2 + 1 + 1 = 9Sneak Attack: 4d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 5, 3) = 15
Critical: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35 1d8 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 2 + 1 + 1 = 10

Bear usually prefers red meat. The only other time she ate seafood she transformed into her current form...? Hey, don't you dare.

Reflex Save: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34

Hold it.
Knowledge Nature: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22

All you need to do is tickle it, and it will open.

*Tickles appropriate spot.*

*YAWN* - Hunh, what?

*Heads to white stuff.*

What do we have here?

We are not here for you to look for a new boyfriend.

Wait a moment. We just climbed out of nasty water (Not you Nasty), now we have to wade thru more of the stuff?

Climb the stairs.

Balance vs algae covered steps: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20

We go 1d2 ⇒ 2 to the right.

She says she gets the one she skilled to herself.

Hey, we just saved his life. He was about to be bitten by a shark that has 4d6 sneak attack damage.

TRUE STRIKE
Shoots the shark under AMH 1: 20 + 15 + 1 = 36 Sushi 1: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 = 7 Crit Damage 1: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4
Shoots the shark under AMH 2: 20 + 15 + 1 = 36 Sushi 2: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4 Crit Damage 2: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3
Shoots the shark under AMH 3: 20 + 15 + 1 = 36 Sushi 3: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4 Crit Damage 3: 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3

Total Damage =: 25 = 25

I need a maximize damage feat.

%$#@

BEAR!

Once: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29 Plonk 1: 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 1 = 6
Twice: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 33 Plonk 2: 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 1 = 8
Three Times a Ranger: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31 Plonk 3: 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 1 = 13

So, AM?
What are you doing?

Sorry about that, not feeling like myself today.

Perception: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31
I just heard water rushing on the other side of the door.
Lets go see what AM Healer has gotten himself into.

Has anyone seen AM Healer?

Well, dodging traps is your specialty.

Why don't you just open up the face and take the powder that is left in there?

TAK, do you think you could duplicate that in one of your toys.
If we can find the source of the dust, that is.

Good thing you stopped eating and joined us Nasty.

You just had to say that out loud, didn't you?

*Looks at the strange mechanism.*

TAK, I think this might be more suited to you.

Sorry, Wasn't feeling myself in the above post.

What do I see when I look thru the eyes?: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22

YIKES! That was close.

*Looks down into the pit.*

Search for hidden doors: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30

Maybe they didn't have a rogue as good as you!

Examines the Face: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30

Wahoo, Good loot.

Searching the room: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17

You've been spending too much time around your sadistic companions.

Your bad influence is rubbing off on me.

OOOH, Dead Things!

(Did I just say that out loud?)

We don't care about your watch.

We already have the ring, we are trying to destroy it.

TDB, check the south door for traps.

We have a ring to destroy. Lets get going.

I worship the great goddess Death.
It is hard to do otherwise when your father is a lich.