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Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can.

Protesecs is a unit of chaos.

Four phrases you need to know in any language: 1. Hi, my name is... 2. I do not speak your language. 3. Where is the toilet? 4. Where is the nearest establishment that serves alcohol?

Chuck Norris once got into a fight with James Jacobs because he feared the great T-Rex. James summoned the mighty Cthulu to distract Chuck. While Chuck was tearing old Cthulu a new one, James took the source of Chuck's power from him, his beard. Upon attaching the stolen beard James let out a mighty roar and punted Chuck into the Great Beyond, never to be heard from again. I know this story to be true as it was told to me by a blind man who witnessed the whole thing.

Looks like we are in for a real slobberknocker here!

But they taste like snozberries.

The dimmer switch on the pulse of life is set to stun.

oh..3!

One....two....Five!

This thread gets Prof. Chaos' stamp of approval.

*stamps foot*

Also, you left your refrigerator running so you better go catch it.

Prof Chaos wrote:

Cosmo wrote:

2:56 PM

Robot Chris: ack

Robot Chris: how is it 3?

Lissa: Time warp

Robot Chris: nuuu

Robot Chris: not again!

Lissa: Yup, we did the time warp again.

Ross: Well played

It's just a jump to the left...

and then a step to the riiiiiiiiight!!!

Put your hands on your hips.

2:56 PM

Robot Chris: ack

Robot Chris: how is it 3?

Lissa: Time warp

Robot Chris: nuuu

Robot Chris: not again!

Lissa: Yup, we did the time warp again.

Ross: Well played

It's just a jump to the left...

SNORK! Flerk the consabble. To where is the point of the return of the place where I used to know.

This episode of Prof Chaos was brought to you by Post Cereal.

BAM!

Hey kids! It's time once again for Prof. Chaos

A pencil is a utensil used to collect earwax.

This episode of Prof. Chaos was brought to you by the letter & and the number ELEVENTY BILLION!!!!!!!11!!!111!!!

Dear Person in Peril,

All you need to do is turn the wizzits turnwise and be sure to stand on the platform of the ninnies while singing a jaunty tune about laundry.

Prof. Chaos

I paid for an argument!!!!

No you didn't.

I can

The OTD forum not interesting? That is simply unpossible.

I approve and/or fully endorse this product or idea or whatever it is. What is it again? Oh look, the weasels are bringing me my tea and crumpets again. Please be a sport and fetch the librarian from down the street. He's went and looked at the white again.

Aberzombie wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Shush you two. It's called a "secret" 'cause it's a secret.

But I want to tell PMG we think we have imaginary funding for the sekrit moon base!!

Will we have enough left over for the orbital laser platform?

I don't see the point of building the sekrit moon base, without it!

And we can make it in the shape of a shark.

No, we've gone over this. Orbital lasers diffuse too much energy passing through the Van Allen belts and magnetosphere. We opted instead for rail gun batteries that launch sharks with fricking yam lasers on their foreheads. Each shark carries 2 dozen lamprey MIRVs, each also with its own head-mounted yam laser.

Also, we have been appeasing the sun god by firing sacrificial poodle lords to him.

Don't forget your Flin-Flam Doozle Whatisits!

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Hey kids! It's that time again. It's Prof. Chaos time.

Children yelling: Yay!

Prof. Chaos: The checkers of the north are upon us. Stifle the hose with my other wheel.

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