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Man. Powdered Toast "Man", thank you very much.

No one dares punch my face! Because I'm full of VITAMIN F!!!

Now, cling tenaciously to my buttocks.

Specificity is a GOOD THING!

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Did it? I didn't notice.

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Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

*soils the bean curd*

My name's not Dave. How would you like a delicious breakfast made of Powdered Toast? It's full of Vitamin F!

Or you can cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

My two go-to fast food places lately have been McDonald's and my old favorite, Stewart's. I just realized that my usual meal orders (2 McDoubles, large fries, medium drink for dinner at McD's; breakfast sandwich, blueberry muffin, medium coffee for breakfast at Stewart's) each equal out to $6.66. What I've gained from this, is that if I get breakfast at Stewart's or dinner at McDonald's for 100 days straight, I'll bring about the apocalypse. Sound right?

If you get dinner from McDonald's for 100 days straight, you might bring on a heart attack. Or a colon tumor. Instead, you should make Powdered Toast! a part of your regular diet. It's packed with Vitamin F!!

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Cr500cricket is banned for referencing.

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No gnomes know how to defeat me!

Now, cling tenaciously to my buttocks and I shall let you have second place as I win.

I'll allow it, so long as he is clinging tenaciously to my buttocks.

Nonsense! We are perfectly normal.

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SnowJade is banned for being Edward Snowden in a cunning kitty disguise. I have proof. Both names start with "Snow".

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I scared all the rats away.

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lucky7 is banned for not clinging tenaciously to my buttocks.

The flying off together is not optional. Neither is the tenacious clinging on-to of my buttocks.

But if you do not cling tenaciously to my buttocks, then you might fall off while we are flying.

It will be fine now that I am here!

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Powdered Toast Man!!!!!!!

Seems to work. Now cling tenaciously to my buttocks.

Powdered Toast Man wrote:

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol wrote:

Pass.

Tirq wrote:

I... uh... don't wanna.

It's not optional.

He's right. It's in the rules. You must cling to his buttocks.

Tenaciously. They must cling tenaciously to my buttocks.

Pass.

I... uh... don't wanna.

It's not optional.

I win!

Now cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

Why would I want a suit made of paternities?

FuelDrop is banned because when I am the subject, everything is objective.

Ever or recently?

Just so long as you hold me.

So anyone for roasted goat?

Would you like some Powdered Toast to go with that? It's full of Vitamin F.