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Poppyseed Dretch-ing's page
 32 posts. Alias of Human.
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I think between us we can come up with a peanut gallery worthy of MST3K.
SSN#, mother's maiden name, and birthdate too please!
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: slides out of a space warp wearing a shirt saying Gen Con 2012 carrying a bottle of Jaegermeister in one hand and a 4 month old infant in the other
What a vacation. I never "egged" so hard in my entire life.
<Eats baby.>
Crimson Jester wrote: I jus noticed....Goblins is Hippies.
Get a rope.
Eep!
Samnell wrote: Gark the Goblin wrote: Samnell wrote: Dwayne Dibbley wrote: OMG! OMG! OMG! I thought this was going to be about the royals visiting. Visiting where? Schenectady. Bless you!
Low-fat Ranch Dretching wrote: Little Caesar Dretching wrote: Easter Bunny wrote: *lays an easter egg* You look like me! You look like me! You look like me!
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Studpuffin wrote: Tonight, I got to leap from my Roc animal companion as it soared over a raging inferno to fight a barbed devil who was slaughtering innocents... and I had both Fire Resistance 30 and Evil Outsiders as a favored enemy!
F@%@ YEAH!!!
Today I got attacked by a random guy with a giant eagle!
Wow, man... this place is pretty groovy.
Cobb Slaad wrote: Is there an ointment or something for this?
And, no, Vinnie Grett Dretching, I don't want to be set on fire. And, no, Ranch Dretching, stabbing me won't fix this.
I've got some really cool stuff that makes you hallucinate... you could think you weren't a poodle anymore.
Cobb Slaad wrote: Fruit Slaad wrote: Hey! tFaWTLt is in OTD! Maybe we should go attack them or sign a treaty... President Moorluck's throwing a party, and we're all invited!
Hell, I resurrected myself just so I could go! Sounds like fun! Just let me grab my opiates...
BlueBird of Happiness wrote: Yes, think of the children! Come on get HAPPY!!!! You don't look like a bluebird...
Ok, fine. You can have a foot. Gimme that cleaver, Duck!
Chops off foot, which slowly starts to regrow.
Ow...
tosses foot to the ethergaunt
Ok, now give us our slippers!
Eh, I'm happy, seeing the prices that you're charging. Since when did ethergaunts eat flesh (or anything?)?
If I only had a scalpel... jabs the poodlekin in the head with the pitchfork, then pushes it through until it lodges in his arse, then breaks a spike off his back and makes a makeshift brace
Oops! Look's like you won't be going anywhere for a while. Sorry about that.
Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote: Ranch Dretching wrote: Munchkin A wrote: Hello, I'm a munchkin! (sings stupid song)
You should go see the wizard!
Then I can get a heart! preferably one that is still beating Does that mean I kin have a brain? I'm hungery. Yes, you can have a brain. I don't have my lobotomy gear with me though, so we'll have to use this canine bane pitchfork. Just lie down here...
Die, you stupid dog! One poodle is no match for an acid-breathing duck and three advanced dretchlings!
What kinda idiots would have a one-way portal onto the ethereal plane in their doorway?
Oh... wait... they are poodles.
runs off, following the duck
The duck will lead us back to the slaadi!
Ranch Dretching wrote: Low-fat Ranch Dretching wrote: Ranch Dretching wrote: Poppyseed Dretch-ing wrote: Ranch Dretching wrote: Poppyseed Dretch-ing wrote: Ranch Dretching wrote: Yay! Poodle stabbing is my new favorite game! Can I join in? There's plenty of poodles to go around. Oh, hey, here's something Ambrosia called a a +2 Vorpal Salad Fork of Canine Bane. My pitchfork is bigger, so you can have this one.
Knock yourself out! Oh, thanks! You knock yourself out too, you traitorous dretching. Sheesh! It's a figure of speech. I learned it from the Jacks.
I think I think you misunderstood and took it figuratively. Really. Knock yourself out and save us the trouble. Hey, baby. There's no need for your attitude in the middle of this battle. We should be working together. Actually, we should all be getting the %#^* out of here. Without a slaad to support... we're dead. I mean, has anyone got more than 10 class levels?
Fruit Slaad wrote: CourtFool wrote: Power of Poodle: Major Transform 20d6 (Anything into Poodle), Affects Desolidified Any form of Desolidification (+1/2), Reduced Endurance (0 END; +1/2), Continuous (+1), Area Of Effect (180" Radius; +1 1/4) (1275 Active Points) Ow.
casts plane shift
I'll leave you three to just nip those guys over to the Maelstrom. You %$&*ing traitor! Run!!!
Ranch Dretching wrote: Poppyseed Dretch-ing wrote: Ranch Dretching wrote: Yay! Poodle stabbing is my new favorite game! Can I join in? There's plenty of poodles to go around. Oh, hey, here's something Ambrosia called a a +2 Vorpal Salad Fork of Canine Bane. My pitchfork is bigger, so you can have this one.
Knock yourself out! Oh, thanks! You knock yourself out too, you traitorous dretching.
Poppyseed Dretch-ing wrote: Ranch Dretching wrote: Yay! Poodle stabbing is my new favorite game! Can I join in? Eh, I don't need an invitation!
pulls out vacuum cleaner
Here, poodle-poodle-poodle!
revs the engine
presses button on top, extends many thin dog-sized shish kebabs.
Ranch Dretching wrote: Yay! Poodle stabbing is my new favorite game! Can I join in?
Egg Slaad wrote: Dread Lord Poodle wrote: Dargentum the Slayer wrote: *jumps up and down shaking the room*
YAP!! YAP!!
Who me?
No I was talking about the dog over there with the lazy eye. You look half mastiff.
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Man you gotta go over to the Slaad thread and drop some of your landmines!
YAP! <shakes off a bunch of salmonella laced egg yolks and relish>
Here poochy.
<pops back to Chaos> As a gift of peace, here's some nightshade (loaded with tropane alkaloids!) that I've been saving for a special occasion. To get max high, you should eat it all at once.
Puddle wrote: Taco Slaad wrote: Aie! Poodles are most non-chaotic!
Tu Es Muertas, perro blanco!
chases poodles around Limbo Slaad Bar
Yua ham gotting dat rite!
Hitch kan sprinkles Dutchland aouch!
Ee Espaniel!
Ett Latinna!
Dan Englishlandese! You sound like someone I knew when I was trafficking mar... I mean, trafficking... um... traffic! Yeah, I was trafficking traffic. I mean directing traffic. Yeah. Um, forget you ever read this post, comprende?
Cobb Slaad wrote: All you dretchings look the same, yet somehow oddly different. I'm going to have to kill all of you. Oh yeah? Well, we have a 35% percent chance of summoning more dretches! So eat that! rolls d%.... comes up with 36... Crap! waddles off hurriedly
Wafu Dretching wrote: Ranch Dretching wrote: <Stabs Waffles with stick of celery>
Bleccchhhh! That reminds me of the time I had to give that balor a sponge batch--with my tongue.
Awwww, you say the sweetest things {snuggles up to Ranchy} Oi! Get a room!
Caesar Slaad wrote: Ranch Dretching wrote: Hooray! I'm going to SlaadCon! It's so much better than getting eaten by a vrock. But ... what did you think was going to happen to you at SlaadCon? Stop being so dretchy.
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