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Ooooghieoooghieoooh, I stare into my crystal balls and see visions of That Which May Come To Pass.
In the Year of Our Lord 2019,
Then shall Barney the Dinosaur become a US Marine
And progress north to the 49th Parallel,
At which point he will be boiled in caramel.
The Pink Ram of Luxembourg will be born in Fort Knox,
And the Father of Jade will find the Cave of Lost Socks,
And the Book of the Gravel Pope will emerge in Burgundy
And Kym Kardashian will at last change her undies.
Upon the Rhine great beans will be seen to grow,
With leaves of gold and flowers white as snow
At this the Holy Roman Emperor will whoop,
And order the river boiled to make soup.