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Into the Stolen Lands
Scarlet Scarab wrote:
Scarlet holds back a full on laugh as she pulls Posh aside. "You tryin' to get us killed? At least I'd die with a smile. While Alia uses some elven diplomacy, let's see what changes they made since they took over."

Nakpik looks sadly up from the bottom of one of the covered middens as Scarlet leads Posh out of arrow range.

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!?!
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Fortitude save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10 **THUD!**

Nakpik falls to the ground as if struck dead by one of the glancing barbs.
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Nakpik's cowering happens to be the optimum vibrational frequency of the cart.

drive (aid): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

That brings Allia and Illthir within 60' of Tartuk's cart.
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"YIPE!"

Nakpik acrobatics aid: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
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Seeing what they are up against, Nakpik begins to slow his and Celyne's cart.
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Nakpik turns around and looks ahead. The tracks this deep have converged down to one "The Silver Road". Further down ahead Nakpik can barely make out the sound of maniacal laughter. He shivers.
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"mej 'och ghaH! mej 'och!" Nakpik shouts.

Draconic:
"Take the left tunnel! The left tunnel!"
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Huge fat elf women!

Nakpik climbs in.
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Alia of the Blade wrote:
We took off last round right after Nakpik jumped in...we should be in pursuit, right? Or did we enter a dud?

My bad, I need a Move Action Strength check DC 12 from someone to get you moving. Though it is kinda funny everyone just jumping in and then spending time looking around for a how to make the thing move. ;)

You can retcon a spare action if (like helping Celyne in) from last round if you like to take that into account.

Nakpik Str Check: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7

"Rrrr!" Elves are heavier than they look.
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Unsure of what to do, but collectivist at heart Nakpik makes for Alia and Illthir's cart.
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The kobold falls to his hands and knees at the combination of Numalar's terrible magic and his presentation of Ol Sharptooth. Mikmek seems affected as well though he maintains his footing.

Both cry out: "HOCH OL' HO'DU' JEJ RI'!"

Draconic:
"ALL HAIL OL' SHARPTOOTH!"

Shaking the new kobold says: "YIP! majQa' yIteb wa' QI'yaH! DubelmoHchugh mach nakpik pab"

Draconic:
"Oh Horrible Bigly One! Please follow humble Nakpik."
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"tlhegh yISuq jIH." The kobold says.

Draconic:
"I'll go get the rope."
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Suddenly a black kobold with a spear pops its head up from around the boulder. "Grr, mikmek? wItI'nISmo'! ol' Ho'Du' jej tu' SoH?"

Draconic:
"Mikmek? You're back! Did you find Ol' Sharptooth?"

Both kobolds at this point stop, stand up straight, beat their little fists upon their chests and cry: "HOCH OL' HO'DU' JEJ RI'!"

Draconic:
"ALL HAIL OL' SHARPTOOTH!"

Both kobolds return to their previous postures. The new kobold continues yipping as if nothing happened.

"nuqDaq 'oH latlhpu'? 'Iv Hab wa'" The new kobold takes a sudden breath and points at Numalar. "vaSvo' naH 'aqla'! bel tartuk je lo'taHvIS. mIv 'oH vaj tall. latlh lo'taHvIS wIghaj 'ach 'oH 'meh'. YAPP!"

Draconic:
"Where are the others? Who are these Smooth One's?" The new kobold takes a sudden breath and points at Numalar. "A hideous Garden Folk! Tartuk will be pleased with this sacrifice. It's hat is so tall. We have another sacrifice, but it is 'meh'."

By the way, folks are welcome to read my spoilers (otherwise I am just writing these for one or two people), but only so long as you keep two points in mind, one, the divide between player and character knowledge, and two, are not upset by learning 'spoilers'. There aren't really any big spoilers here.