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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

May i ask what the difference will be in races?


Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

I do not mind, i just need to go look at the character creation rules again. Rescue mission could make for interesting story

BTW, what would you like for additions to party


Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6
mdt wrote:
One is a Cleric (Theologian) and the other is an Ogre (Idiot). :)

Oi! We resemble that remark!


Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

new could be fun yes


Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Lets making our way back to home. Yes. This place nasty and not friendly." he replies in a sad tone

"Mork was hoping to learn more how to be making of brewing things"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

He scratches his head in confusion
"What little things say? Sound scared. What we do? What you say?" he looks at his little green friend

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Fishing spot!" the large creature exclaimed excitedly
"Road to best fishing spot!"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Yes." he rumbles
"Return and fix ouches. Maybe rest. Mork have ale to mend wounds!" he says with a big grin
Gork nods

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

little one is adjusting. So I think I'm back again =^^=

Mork points to his shoulders
"Can carry. Easy. Not heavy. Not on Gork side. He messy eater"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

thank goodness not :P


Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

So here's the deal :
Today GMT+2, 3:25 am we welcomed my first born into the world. 16 July 2017

Welcome to my partner in geeky crime. Aldrèa

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Maybe try and write on ground with stump...? But me thinks one eye can't read very good" he scratches his head a bit. Avoiding Gork. He may try to bite him

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"We can do the reading thing... writing hard...." they lift their large hands
"Puny writing things break too good"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Grumpy one eye folks... Not like it much"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

The two headed ogre sat quietly and waited for the return of their companions. Not much to do but wait. Since their skills in staying quiet was as good as the next giant

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Yah. Big ol one eye not nice. Not think he like if we use fancy tricks about him" he nods in agreement

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"We watch camp. We no sneak good" Mork grunts as he stomps a foot on the ground

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Our thoughts exactly. And hopefully less observant *wink wink*

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Mork can try talk. All people like ale... talk over ale. Yes. Maybe come to bargain?"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Very well. Mork will try the talky thing. Not promise. Only try" he nods and rummages through his pack
"Mork will offer ale... Mork make self"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Healing: 5d8 + 5 ⇒ (1, 8, 7, 3, 4) + 5 = 28 on the dot

Mork was feeling a lot better after the wounds closed. That hurt a lot.
"What we do now? One eye hurt bad. Mork no think we try that again" he rubs his neck where the crossbow bolt hit

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Mork will speak nicely. Maybe offer some home made ale!

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Mork pulls whats left of the bolt from his neck

"Mork hurt bad... one eye hit Mork in neck"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

I had a bit of a relapse with my depression... will try to get things back on track asap


Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Mork hurt bad... Mork follow... arrow make very ouch... Mork will return it" he was struggling to speak with the amount of blood he lost. Not to mention the pain from the arrow

10/38 HP

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Mork lumbers forward. Angry and very upset. As he does. He unslings his trusty stump

double move towards Cyclops

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Mork lets out a load roar of pain as the arrow pierces his neck. Splitting pain runs through his body
"Gaaaaaahgr! Mork goin to thunp you gud!"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

sorry guys. The site not updating messed with my daily post schedule :(

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Mork slept good. Like lamb.... hmmm.... mutton.... Mork hungry now...." he rubs his latge belly. His eyes closed as he thinks of eating sheep

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Mork is ready. Mork make target. No see little ones. Then little ones bonk dem on da head? " he tries to understand the plan

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Mork not want fight if no need.... we scare em good... so maybe attak cause skared? But next Mork will bonk em on da head real hard" he cracks his head sized fists

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Spear nasty.... rude tings dat just fro spears around... Mork should hit dem hard" he grumbles as he watches the spectical

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Mork happy not to hit squishy thing. But not want spear in Mork like doggy man either... Mork say we go"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Mork looks around confused. Nothing has happened. People yelling and doing things. But nothing to agrivate anyone else

"Uh... Mork not sure... what do now? "

His club at the ready. But still he wasnt sure what to do. But if they started to throw things... Mork will hurl rocks at them... or just bash them with his stump

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Dat not nice... we no do anything to dem... Mork not happy...." he slings his large stump into their hands, palming it, ready to swing

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Mork no like living away from city... maybe farm... grow tings. Den make more ale"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Investigate

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"So no drink fish? Okay... mork maybe learn to cook... maybe... then we drink!"

At the mention of something large he claps his hands together
"Maybe Mork fight not puny things. Then Mork get workout with trusty stump!"

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

WS: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

He looks around at the discarded and cut down trees. Listening to the little ones explination. He scratches his head
"Why cut trees down? Just leave here? Trees for building or clobbering...."

before the rest. About the fish

"Mork no fish, Mork make ale and brew drinks. So maybe cat man do the fishing! Hmm..... should maybe try fish flavoured ale for kitty people..."

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Hey folks. Just saying work is putting me under a lot of stress. Will be back to posting by the weekend

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

"Kitty-man stay with Mork. Mork like kitties!" both heads grin at the word kitties

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Ill take graveyard shift

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

He looked around the forest. Even here things were tiny. He stepped carefully. Not wanting to step on something, or someone, he shouldnt. He had no idea what was suppose to happen or what they were suppose to do. So he simply kept his eyes open, and his trusty tree trunk ready for any immediate danger

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

WS: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

ready

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Since im using what is basically a large tree stump, i wont have magic weapons... maybe later get a defending dagger. And just buff me armor :P

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

I dont want to use my 1500 for anything.... my current gear is awesome for me. So if people want to use that 1500 for something. Go ahead

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

Yup. =^^=

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

I have really expensive items. Just the breastplate i received is well over my WBL. I dont have anything to spare :(

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Male Ogre
VITALS:
AC: 23, T: 9, FF: 23; HP: 38/38; F9, R:1, W:3; CMB +12, CMD 22, Init: +0
None
SKILLS:
Climb +10, Craft (Beer) +5, Perception +7, Profession (brewer) +6

edited out =^^=

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