Mogmurch, the Alchemist's page

*peeks head in*

Longshanks say something?

Mogmurch's eyes widen, his hands reach out towards the fireworks, and his breathing becomes a bit ragged. After a few moments of salivating, he then remembers the chief, and that he was sent to get these artifacts.

We need bring back to Gutwad! Be bestest heroes of Licktoads ever!

Reflex save actually!

Still chuckling madly, Mogmurch steps into the room and into a corner. Hands moving quickly, it seems that the goblin has made a bomb!

YOU EAT THIS!

Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 6 - 4 = 16
FIRE!: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 Splash Damage = 3

YOU BURN FOR POOG!

DC 12 Reflex save for half with the splash damage.

Copy Pasting my results from earlier so less scrolling is needed
Aiming the Sky Rocket: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 - 4 = 1
Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 6) = 11
Random Miss: 1d8 ⇒ 2

The goblin squeals with delight as the Sky Rocket ignites, flying towards the big not goblin thing!

FIRE FLOWERS!

Poog may be caught up in the blast from it hitting the pillar.

We almost done, but arms tired holding fire flower maker

From the boot, Mogmurch pulls out a tube of sorts and starts to cackle madly as he aims the tube and starts to light the fuse!He will aim at the giant not goblin.

ME AM SMARTEST! ME AM BESTEST! ME HAVE PRESENT OF FIRE FLOWERS!

The Skyrocket will go off next round.

Aiming the Sky Rocket: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 - 4 = 1
damage: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 6) = 11
Random Miss: 1d8 ⇒ 2

I have something flashy during the next round. I just remembered one of the things I had kept from earlier in the scenario.

Mogmurch yelling makes him curious and he steps to the door and looks in! Looking at the giant frog, the goblin stays by the door so bravely, and starts to fumble around his boot bag again!

Blegh! This taste like Scribble Face!

Mogmurch looks into the cauldron and sees the former goblin's face, and laughs.

Me was right!

Hearing the noise down stairs, the alchemist looks at the other goblins, and points at the latter.

Reta, you bestest legend for face stopping! You see what is making noise!

How is soup? It smell good!

Mogmurch also goes towards the stew and tries some!

BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DWARBGARGAAHHHHHHH!

Mogmurch is blown into a nearby table, and a series of chairs before slamming into a wall.

Moggy, it's a splash weapon and you're an alchemist. It means you're perfectly trained to throw it and you add you're int bonus to damage. :)

First time playing an alchemist, and I forgot about the INT bonus to splash weapons. As for the other things, the dog is in melee, so that's -4, and you're also providing soft cover, so an added -2, unfortunately. Fortunately, I believe since it is a splash weapon, it's against touch AC.

So, I believe with my INT modifier, it's 5 fire damage total?

Mogmurch's ears start to flop as he begins cackling loudly, and taking a few steps to the side, as the goblin pulls out an Alchemist's Fire!

They says be smartest in tribe, because I knows fire! I AM BESTEST AT FIRE MAKINGS!

Throw Anything: 1d20 + 6 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (15) + 6 - 2 - 4 = 15damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

YOU BURN DOG! YOU BURN GOOD!

The little goblin keeps on beating the dead dog, letting embers and burning pieces of straw fly off in many directions.

Evil beastie! You no bite me no more!

This mine! You no gets, because mine!

Mogmurch round about, whacking various things with the flaming broom.

A skull faced goblin runs out of the closet with a broom that has been set ablaze and starts to run about setting random things on fire.

I bring fire to make longshanks happy! Longshanks like fire almost as much as other goblins! Kekekekekekeke!

Woo, got me a vacation starting in two weeks. Will I see anyone here at PaizoCon?

That's two move actions, so that's the end of my turn, unfortunately.

Also, I know which PFS character I want this module for now. Krestin Swift, #97978-13, no day job. Just a slightly min-maxxed doggy person.

Mogmurch takes a few steps before his eyes light up!

ME HAS IDEA! STOOPID, FILTHY, SCARY THINGS!

The goblin starts to look through his bootbag for something while quietly cursing at the dog.

Mogmurch tries to climb the latter again, but it takes two tries as his hands slip off the rungs the first time!

climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9
climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (11) - 1 = 10

YOU WAITS FOR ME CHEATER POOG!

Sorry, couldn't move my token while at work.

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4

Mogmurch finds a latter leading up to where he thought he heard Reta's voice, and tries to climb it, yet seems to get his leg stuck on a rung!

STOOPID STICK CLIMBER! ME BLOWS YOU UP IF NOT LE ME GO!

Me be bestest bomb maker! Me blows things up good!

Ahem.... I mean, I would quite like to take part in the running of We be Goblins Too, as the other goblins tickle my funny bone quite heartily.

sets something on fire

Mogmurch is a sneaksy goblin, and will try his best to make sure to not get caught being bestest sneak!

SNEAKY SNEAKY: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14

Sneaksy sneaksy, to find the fire booms.
Sneaksy sneasky, to find the sparkly dooms!

Me not mite! Me Mogmurch! We be dones with house soon!

What be that? Gimme ball!

Mogmurch follows Chuffy while being sneaky too! The goblin also holds out his hand for Chuffy to give the ball to Mogmurch.

Not going to really be around during the weekend. Some family issues came up, so if botting is needed to run the game, please do so. I should be back within 48 hours.

Mogmurch puts away his club, and pulls out a clay sphere from his sack (the boot tied to his belt) and starts following Reta and Chuffy.

You needs be sneakier! They might hear!

Mogmurch behind Chuffy. Reta not proper bride and may try to his Chuffy again! I will help!

Look! It's like house!

Mogmurch starts laughing at Reta and Chuffy while dancing about.

Lotsoflegs try to fight,
Yet missed Reta's bite!
So, the beastie tried to flee,
When it got clobbered by me!

Me smash lotsoflegs first. Me be bestest goblin!

Mogmurch tries to take the glory for himself!

WE SCARES IT! NOW WE BEATS IT!

Mogmurch chases the spider and after arriving next to Reta, swings his club!

ATTACK!: 1d20 ⇒ 17
WHACKS: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Could someone move me to Reta's left, or I can do it when I get home in about six hours.

Sidestepping five feet, the alchemist's tries to bash the spider's face with his club!

attack: 1d20 ⇒ 11

Mogmurch with draw his his club, but being the smartest goblin, stay behind Reta!

Smashes lotsoflegs! Smashes hard!

Mogmurch runs behind Reta, fearing that his meaty shield was going to run away from him.

"YOU SMACK LOTSOFLEGS HARD! BITE IF HAVE TO!"

Mogmurch looks at the others, then starts to nod his head, flapping his ears.

Me be in middle! Then me sees if fighty Reta is really fighty! If not, then BOOM!

The goblin jumps up spreading his arms wide, and lands hard on the ground, while starting to laugh.

Me gets big boom! Make explody fire better!

Mogmurch takes the skyrocket, but leaves the others for the goblin heroes that aren't as good heroes as him.

Those not good snacks! These is!

The goblin is currently chewing on pickled halfling fingers....

We is not bugs!

"Why you try?! I bestest hero of Licktoads, 'cept chief!"

Running after Chuffy, the skullcapped goblin dives into Rusty Earbiter without fear.

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19

Bestest of lucks!

ME AM BE SNEAKS TOO!

Mogmurch runs into the shrubbery!

SNEAKY GOBLINZ: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 29

All of the checks are for the DC 15, got busy enough at work that I couldn't get to edit in time.

"I eat more than you!"

Mogmurch pushes other contenders out of the way as he tries to prove that he's the best.

Slug Eating too!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Slug Eating too!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Slug Eating too!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
Slug Eating too!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Slug Eating too!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Slug Eating too!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

"You big crybaby! Me hero! Me bestest hero Gutwad wants!"

Mogmurch proudly boasts in front of Reta, rubbing in his victory.

"What next to be bestest hero?"

Me am best rider!

Mogmurch's watches the two other goblins and has enough inspiration from his apples, that he steps in with Squealy Nord.

"Me no scared of riding dance! Mogmurch try too!

Ride the piggy!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
Ride the piggy more!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
Ride the piggy even more!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

"Me love apples! Only silly goblins get bad sick, and me no silly!"

FORT: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

Mogmurch swoons a bit, then shakes is head, steadying himself.

"These am weak!"

Knowledge(Nature): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Knowledge(Local): 1d20 ⇒ 9
Hearing about a bonfire, Mogmurch's ears perk up, and he starts to drool a bit. Seemingly in a trance, until Squealy Nord's name is mentioned, the goblin starts to cower slightly.

"Mogmurch scared of Squealy Nord. He eat many things, and goblins too! Me rather not play with Squealy Nord, and play with fire instead!"

Remembering something of what seemed important to the green alchemist, Mogmurch starts to sing a little tune while starting to play with things in his boot, most likely searching around for a snack....

Things go boom when Mogmurch throws,
Much more fun than using bows.
Sometimes where the boom boom blows,
Is not my fault—that’s how it goes.

"Mogmurch just have things for Mogmurch! I share new things if find though!

Scary Scary! Why does chief Gutwad wants to speaks with us?

A skull mask covers Mogmurch's face, which he has customarily worn since he had found it. Pacing back and forth, the goblin seems worried as to why he and other goblins were being summoned.

Me hopes is isn't becauses I took some firesticks to play with later....