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Orthos wrote:

I came back from lunch to find a packet of stapled papers on my desk with the title "Protecting Workers from Coronavirus."

Predictably, it's all the same general "stay at home of you feel unwell or have x symptoms" stuff we all know. And absolutely nothing about how we're supposed to afford an extended period of time off work without pay.

Business as usual.

I'd say this is a fine time to show your boss how much you respect him. Seek him out. Shake his hand. As he's walking away and just in earshot...cough.

You. I like you.

Orthos wrote:

This btw is basically exactly how the "can androids/warforged/other lifeforms composed of non standard (i.e., 'not flesh blood and bone') materials be reanimated as undead?" thread eventually concluded that, by the wording of the spell and template, the only thing stopping an Iron Golem from being animated as a skeleton is its lack of skeletal structure; it can become a zombie just fine, as all that template requires is that the base creature be corporeal and not already undead.

Not that you would WANT to, but you could, technically.

Constructs have immunity to necromantic effects.

Curses! Foiled again!

Wizards, no sense of right or wrong!

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!

Orthos wrote:

Welcome to the forums, though, and congratulations to all you kids on completing the campaign! It's been an insane blast to watch you run through - and a TON of fun doing my contributions with Rolth's voiceclips.

Thank you for the voice clips! They made Rolth all the more real. And let's not forget Harley, Jolistina, who stole the hearts of at least two of the rainbow with her cheery personality. (Honestly there was a lot of hesitation in killing her, but she probably couldn't live long without Rolth and we couldn't allow her to live, again, and let her take revenge on us in our slumber.) Rolth was, at least in my opinion, the best villain. Even though I was, and still am a little, irritated at Rolth for the whole "BAD TOUCH" incident. Additionally, the frustration at my inability to land a single sneak attack on him at our first meeting added to this as well. Finally, the cherry on top of the supper-villain sundae was their all-too-easy escape via dimension door. Their eventual defeat at our second meeting was very rewarding. The only other fight that came close was our battle with the umbral dragon. Even the fight with Ileosa was, somehow, less satisfying than these two.

*takes a bow*

I didn't... Get... To give... The... Punchline.... ghhhuuuuhhhhb....

Oh I can certainly do THAT. Pick a card, any card!

Scintillae wrote:

Whee, leveling up some NPCs.

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I'm a bad, bad person.

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Heheheheheheheheheheheh.... hahahahahahahahah... WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!

Olivie-OOC: The worst thing about Rolth is that he won't just stay in the campaign, no, he shows up in the log to taunt us!
DM-OOC: You...do realize I'm going to have to post that.

<cackles>

Yeah, I'm going to have to remember that one for next time. Don't think you can joke a jokester twice, kiddos!

That fine red mist you see is just the smoke trick I used to cover my tracks! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Bleed you next time, deadbeats!! Heheheheheheheh.... Hahahahahahah.... WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Rainbow hates a certain Joker-themed necromancer.

Bah! I'm the most entertaining thing coming out of Corpsevosa this week!

Blast it! At least she didn't let everything slip. But she's going to be useless until that brew gets out of her brains!

I'll just have to keep a few surprises waiting for these troublesome interlopers. I've certainly got a bone to pick with them! Aaaaaahahahahahahahahah WAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Scintillae wrote:

The Rainbow is terrified of Jolistina.

You have taught them well.

Eeeeeeexcellent.

<innocent whistle>

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<quiet cackling>

So, needless to say, Impus Major desperately wants to build necrocraft with his necromancer (who wouldn't?), and wants to up the Craft Points available to the critter.

I really like Gauss' suggestions here, but for those of you with more experience in such things, does that seem like a reasonable set of guidelines for letting Impus Major build to his heart's content?

I mean, let's be blunt; it'll probably spend 95% of its existence hiding under a tarp in a warehouse in Harrowstone anyway...

<rubs hands together, cackling in Jokerish glee>

What can I say? The crowd LOVES it when the villain pulls off a shocking last-second escape! Now they'll just be waiting for me to make my DRAMATIC RE-ENTRY!

I like the cut of this gal's jib.

Orthos wrote:

Mikaze wrote:

Elfguy wrote:

Sounds a bit too much like Ralph Bakshi's "Wizards" to me...

Sounds a bit Final Fantasy 4/6 to me and that is awesome.

Pretty much my reaction from the get-go.

I will stat Magitek Armor, dangit. (Alternatively, I will poke you to send me the Necrotek Armor you used in Crimson Throne. =) )

Oh God that thing was a mess and totally needs to be revised but I do have to post it once I've caught up with everything.

(a reliable engineer Rolth was decidedly not ;) )

Lies and slander! Just needs a bit of grit and gristle, boyo!

Why not both?! Then we'll put them in a gas form and spray 'em through the streets of Absalom. Just to see what happens!

Next poster, what's wrong? Can't take a joke?!

Oh you're a funny guy. I like funny guys. Come on, let's hear ya laugh.

... tell me more.

What's the matter, can't take a joke?!

Evil Midnight Lurker wrote:

Undeath -- and life -- isn't a matter of the body, it's a matter of the soul. In the Pathfinder cosmology, as with the D&D cosmology before it, YOU CAN HAVE BOTH LIFE AND UNDEATH WITHOUT ORGANIC/BIOLOGICAL BODIES. THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE CASE. There are any number of undead without physical bodies, of course. There are undead elementals. An artificially created body is nothing to the forces of life and undeath.

Likewise, lycanthropy, although its effects are modeled after diseases, is not a disease but a supernatural effect. It's highly unlikely that you could ever...

So...an undead Iron golem is perfectly acceptable in your opinion ?

Why the hell not? Let's give it a whirl! Let the good times roll!

Frankly my dear, I don't care what you were in life, now it's just the magic talking! What's the difference between bones of bone and bones of steel? Well other than what breaks them of course.

Oh who cares! Let's get our shambling on, ladies and gents! Aaaahahahahahahah!!