The copper dragon sprays the witch with a stream of corrosive spittle!
*BBLLEEEAAACCHH!!!*
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The copper dragon sprays the witch with a stream of corrosive spittle!
*BBLLEEEAAACCHH!!!*
How ‘bout this deal: You get a free spit-shine to clean off all the desert grime from your smelly little apeling hide, and then, if you’re still standing after that, you get a bona fidé butt-whomping from a real live dragon!! And I get what’s left when the acid sinks into the hills! Haha!
How ‘bout this deal: You get a free spit-shine to clean off all the desert grime from your smelly little apeling hide, and then, if you’re still standing after that, you get a bona fidé butt-whomping from a real live dragon!! And I get what’s left when the acid sinks into the hills! Haha!
If you’d been classy enough to start the offer at fifty-fifty, I could at least have enough respect for you to consider you more than target practice for my CORROSIVE SPITTLE, you cheap little b#&+#!
If you’d been classy enough to start the offer at fifty-fifty, I could at least have enough respect for you to consider you more than target practice for my CORROSIVE SPITTLE, you cheap little b*@&#!
How ‘bout this deal, witch: I keep ALL MY DIAMONDS!!... ‘cause they’re MINE!!... and you get the hell out of here before I decide to turn you all into bloody, squealing monkey goop with my spittle, aye!!?
How ‘bout this deal, witch: I keep ALL MY DIAMONDS!!... ‘cause they’re MINE!!... and you get the hell out of here before I decide to turn you all into bloody, squealing monkey goop with my spittle, aye!!?
Yeah... Yeah... Or... I could dissolve all of you apes and hyenas, and take all of the diamonds for myself... Can you offer a sweeter deal than that, Witch-ape?
Yeah... Yeah... Or... I could dissolve all of you apes and hyenas, and take all of the diamonds for myself... Can you offer a sweeter deal than that, Witch-ape?
Seeing the witch appear before her on a nearby mountain ledge, the dragon chuckles... In Draconic: Hahahaha!! So!! You really think you can steal MY diamonds from MY Mountains, you pathetic little ape!? CARAPACE ARCANUS!!
Seeing the witch appear before her on a nearby mountain ledge, the dragon chuckles... In Draconic: Hahahaha!! So!! You really think you can steal MY diamonds from MY Mountains, you pathetic little ape!? CARAPACE ARCANUS!!
The dragon beats her wings and glides across the desert winds some 400 feet to land on the side of one of the Atlas Mountains, like a great copper bat...
That’s right! MY diamonds!
That’s right! MY diamonds!
Circling back and diving to pass over the scattered, panicked mining camp again, the copper dragon spies the sparkling ore in several carts, and naturally feels covetous, as is the nature even of benign dragons regarding treasure... Greedy bastards! Look at all that beautiful diamond they are stealing from MY Mountains! She swoops down and seizes a cart laden with twinkling ore!
Circling back and diving to pass over the scattered, panicked mining camp again, the copper dragon spies the sparkling ore in several carts, and naturally feels covetous, as is the nature even of benign dragons regarding treasure... Greedy bastards! Look at all that beautiful diamond they are stealing from MY Mountains! She swoops down and seizes a cart laden with twinkling ore!
Inevitably, one who soars over the Atlas Mountains in frequent hunts for evil, and who has a particular interest in mineral wealth from the mountains, takes notice of the mining operation run by the witch... Hmmmm... Gnolls and humans mining diamonds in my Mountains? I wonder what this is all about? I smell the stink of evil behind it! Best to have a closer look... The sleek, reptilian guardian circles back on the thermals, the noon sun glinting off her ruddy copper scales... She dives over the mining camp, sowing fear and panic among the humanoids, much to her amusement! RRRRAAAAAAARRRRR!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Inevitably, one who soars over the Atlas Mountains in frequent hunts for evil, and who has a particular interest in mineral wealth from the mountains, takes notice of the mining operation run by the witch... Hmmmm... Gnolls and humans mining diamonds in my Mountains? I wonder what this is all about? I smell the stink of evil behind it! Best to have a closer look... The sleek, reptilian guardian circles back on the thermals, the noon sun glinting off her ruddy copper scales... She dives over the mining camp, sowing fear and panic among the humanoids, much to her amusement! RRRRAAAAAAARRRRR!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! |