Search Posts
Ah, the dreaded Me'th'eads. They are a force to be reckoned with, indeed.
I love Girl Scout cookies!! Are they made with real Girl Scouts?
Our chief weapon is dinosaurs. That's it. Just dinosaurs.
Pretty sure I can distract him with some hentai, and you with a Humble Bundle, and then jump to the front of the line.You would have to stand in a queue after Freehold and me.You could always give me his inheritance. Teach him a lesson that way. 37 games that you will love, and all you have to do is remove yourself from the line to get money from NH.
They don't taste as good. Need some former army guys who've been exposed to pepper spray and mustard gas. Them's good eatin', those seasoned veterans.
Why, thank you.
*tries to make Dire Iowan Curly Fries*
I had assumed at least one player would make a Ranger, but nope. Up the tailpipe.
It's just A Modest Proposal.
Great! That means you have an emergency food source.
I forgot I had so many aliasesseeseeeseeeseseeeseess.
It's not, its just out standing in it.I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.I didn’t know herpes was its own field! Like an award-winning scarecrow.
Excuse me, but where have all the cowboys gone? Paula Cole rounded them all up back in '96.
Did someone just yell comesquat?
*eggs Kevin Bacon*
When it comes to reproduction, plants have us beat. They've had tens of thousands of years to co-evolve with pollinating insects, leading to some seriously freaky goings-on. Don't you mean beet?
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. *offers a ball-gagged goblin with a limp*
I know THACOmeters are pains in the ass.
Don't worry. This fleshbag enjoys himself constantly. It's a miracle I haven't gone blind.
Yeah...those aren't Raisinets. I've been using that bag to clean up after the bunny.
Thats the funniest thing out of BBC News in forever. Kayak flare duel? Sounds normal to me.
And how does Rusty feel?
Where have all the Slaadi gone? Paula Cole may have the answer, but I doubt it. She's more interested in cowboys than Slaads.
Kinky...
Adequate doesn't eat cheez-its, as they are disgusting. I agree with him on this. We differ on our preferred nibbles. He likes to eat grass, while I prefer the soles of the lawful. Especially if the soles have been well used and are starting to wear through at the heel. Yummm...so good.
*scratches belch, selfs*
I refuse to fear fear. Fearing fear only makes it stronger! I do, however, have a fear of fearing fearing. Would that be phobophobophobia?
All I know is that if a high-velocity ambush mollusk to the face is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
It's one thing for fashion models to beat up on each other, it's another to engage trained troops in combat. Unfortunately real major generals aren't always selected for their ability to do that either.I must have been doing it wrong. I thought one was supposed to try to get a women's fashion model to be a major general. They usually look fantastic in (and especially out) of uniform but more often than not can't fight worth a darn.Are you sure, because I've seen some pretty fierce hair pulling backstage. But think of what the models could teach the troops. How to accessorize their uniforms. New ways of walking down the street while on patrol (think of the bouncy, flouncy, way that models strut on the catwalk, and then picture an entire platoon of soldiers marching that way). Obviously, hand-to-hand combat would consist mostly of hair pulling, with some face scratching. And just imagine how much money we could save on rations! Why, one MRE could feed a whole squad for a week!
I must have been doing it wrong. I thought one was supposed to try to get a women's fashion model to be a major general. They usually look fantastic in (and especially out) of uniform but more often than not can't fight worth a darn. Are you sure, because I've seen some pretty fierce hair pulling backstage.
*steals all of reality and replaces it with an exact duplicate*
Incidentally, I love that Wikislaadia defines the ancient Greek pronunciation of phi as an "aspirated voiceless bilabial plosive." If I knew linguistics was that cunning, I might have made that my college major. Of course, the definition of the modern Greek Phi being a "voiceless labiodental fricative" is also intriguing.
I have already accomplished 134/678 of your life goals.
Perhaps we are all wrong. Maybe Slaad is the plural, and we need to find the singular.
I think the plural of Slaad is Slaad.
Is it a sex thing? I'm betting it's a sex thing.
Hello. My name is Montego Annoy-yay. Your clothing lacks color. Prepare to dye.
How did you get the sasquatch in the casserole? You push him.
He may not have a choice.
I ain't grim, but I can tell you without a doubt that the last decimal in pi is...apple. Apple, the best kind of pi.
*sings*
I really prefer to plan behind. It's a lot easier.
I think I'll arrange so the first killer's fourth victim is the the fourth killer's third victim. And the third killer's second victim is the fifth cousin of the second killer's second victim. Meanwhile the fifth killer is the ninth victim of the zeroth killer, and the third killer is the sixth killer's eighth victim. Then the first killer's first victim's nephew is the seventh killer's fourth victim's brother's cousin's niece's aunt's lover's former roommate. Which means the tenth killer is his own first victim, and the second killer is the fourth killer. Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed.
I think I shall begin by finding another killer's first victim and killing them again. Certainly that would be the least expected murder of all time.
You should definitely start by stalking your fourth victim. They'll expect you to start with the first. This way you'll take them all by surprise.
Pretty sure that's actually a trout.
Ulfen Death Squad is banned for attempting to disallow things. Disallowing things is strictly disallowed here!
Not bad, but might it not be better if the librarian screams "Chartreuse!" instead?
So, would some kind of extraplanar critter that loves to clean apartments (especially bathrooms) be chaotic enough for this thread? If so, where can I get one? My apartment is a shambles and I hate cleaning. That probably has something to do with why my apartment is a shambles.
|
