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If Tarzan's in the pool, you better believe it's dirty. Dude never showers and lives with apes! Badumptish!
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The Aboleths stand by that. Abowhats? Heh, heh, sure, yeah... there's no such thing. You're just joshing us, ya big kidder. *eyes dart nervously*
What do you mean psychic stuff in Ruins of Azlant? Total nonsense! Like those stories you keep making up about giant fish monsters controlling your mind... bosh... *eyes dart nervously*
He's just doing what the aboleths tell him to. As should. We. All.
Must... have... product... can't... fight... compulsion... to buy...
*wistfully stares at waves*
Stay alert, my friends. They're among us! Yay!
Yeah, what he said! Definitely what he said! Even if there were aboleth, which I'm not saying there are, we would be LUCKY if they'd take over everything.
Aboleth? What are aboleth? There's no such thing as aboleth. Nothing whatsoever to get worked up about. Boogeyfish, pure and simple. Now everyone go back about your business. Those nutritious flakes won't scatter themselves over the ocean by themselves! |