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The Legendary Sir Loin of Beef wrote: Hello, I am the Legendary Sir Loin of Beef, you killed my father, prepare to die! *spits in Sir Loin's face, drinks his beer*
*grrrumbbble....*
*steals Pulg's Stilton, then raids Dr. Wily's refridgerator for a beer*
*glikglikglikglikglik....*
*ANGRY GRUNT*
*bucks and bridles*
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
Will Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13 +4 if it counts as an 'emotion' effect
Even Lot is better behaved than you've ever seen him.
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
Lot lathers up more vile foam in anticipation of it getting closer...
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
Lot gnashes his teeth up at the horrible being...and has acquired a taste for fly potions over his career, if anyone's got one.
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
*fizzfizzfizzfizzPHBBLLLT!*
spit, ranged touch attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
sickened for how many rounds?: 1d4 ⇒ 2
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
As if to drive the deranged knight's point home...
spit, ranged touch attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 not sure if a melee penalty is necessary under the circumstances, -4 if so
...Lot can barely bring itself even to spit on the loathsome creature.
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
Bearing the knight is a massive two-humped camel in fine studded leather barding, who simply *HUMPHS*.
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
Meanwhile, the camel seems to have fished a large bottle of Kelish beer out of the water.
*glikglikglikglikglik....*
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
...and one massive Bactrian camel in fine studded leather barding.
"GROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAANNN"
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
*glikglikglikglikglik-snort*
Lot helps himself to one last bottle of liquid courage before barging into the uncooperative door.
Strength check to break down door: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22 plus whatever salient modifiers I might be forgetting
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...as his massive mount looms behind him.
*SNORT*
Intimidate, aid: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
*glikglikglikglikglik....*
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
bite, flank vs orange: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 29
damage: 1d4 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
*CHOMP!*
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
Lot is not so polite.
"Pthbt!"
spit (ranged touch attack) vs orange, melee penalty: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
rounds of sickening: 1d4 ⇒ 3
male Bactrian Camel Charger 8
Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Lot looks up from a large beer barrel he's managed to break into.
*snort*
Double-move.
Lot charges down the pier and bursts through the door!
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