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You need a fresh bowl of brains! Or zee frog legs!
Eet ees a deesgrace!
Mais oui!
A group of frogs is called an army. I am confident zhat even zhe Fronch can ween against zhees army! *sharpens knives*
So they are coated in butter for you dinning experience. Tres bien!
How can I get zhe Butterfrog in zhe mail?
Tonight!? You should be boiled in water and served with butter! Oui, oui, I zheenk zhat ees a good idea!
Zhis ees magnifique! I cannot wait to get my hands on zhe delicious butter frog!
Can I bee a Seeth too? I have zhis meat cleavair wheech would make zhe good lightsaber, non?
This will make aliases so much easier to set up.You have no idea how many work-hours I wasted trying to find a good pig avatar once. Like zhe peecture of moi, non?
How much flour do I need to make zhe scrambled eggs?
You eat frogs? Cannibal. You should try these kippers!Hey, that's not butter, that's pure gold! Look how shiny my avatar is.Why am puffins so ugly?Have you seen Callous Jack? Man, talk about a butterface. Zhe English cannot cook, silly, bloated whale-woman. Zhey only boil zhe food unteel eet ees gray and bland.
Hey, that's not butter, that's pure gold! Look how shiny my avatar is.Why am puffins so ugly?Have you seen Callous Jack? Man, talk about a butterface. *prepares frying pan* Mais oui! Eet ees for your own good!
*sharpens knives and looks at le froggie*
there is only one thing for it! we must catch that thing and deep fry it! You must cook eet een a nice white wine sauce weeth zhe truffles, non?
Yeah the ancestral homeland is unknown to us for the most part. Its somewhere in the realm known as France. Mon frere!
I love zhe butterfrogs... een a nize, buttery zauce!
I still like pie. What about le thread pie?
TotP! I am zhe winnere!
Monsieur Morrees, I am offended by your use of zhe Fronch language! Eet ees an outrage!
Isn't that the frog guy? Hungry Jack® is not sure if he has a recipe for frog legs.... I do!
*chop*
*brandishes meat cleaver* En garde!
we have buttered too!Chocolate frogs? Zhey are delicious! Mais oui!
Tres bien...! *sharpens knives*
Where are zhe recipes, mon amis? Vite! Vite!
Doesn't Mr. Fishy want pie? Speaking of which, where is Mr. Fishy these days? Did his pond get a stricter AUP or something? He went nice weeth a reech buttery sauce. Mais oui!
Join Seldriss and I een zhe Fronch cult!
Aiiieeeeee! Zhe poison dog speet!
Where ees zhe frogs? I weel cook zhem up weeth zome butter!
Get out of here! Begins gathering Borg army to drive out French Chef. Les poisson, les poissons, how I love les poissons,love to chop, and to serve, little fish. FIrst I cut off their heads, then I pull out their bones. Ah mais oui, ca c'est toujours delish. Les poissons, les poissons,
Can we eat zhees Meester Feeshy?
Mon dieu! Un grand poisson! I weel make some feesh for deener!
Le Fronch FTW!!!!+1!!!!
Get a room, you two! Either that or keep your cockles to yourself. Non Monsieur Mustelidae, eet ees a shellfeesh for zhe pesants on zhe English isle.
What ees wrong weeth la geesh?
Is happiness mandatory, Citizen? Mais oui! But a baguette and some fine Fronch wine always helps too!
Tres bien, I weel eet zhe ham tonight!
I will simply say that looking down on American wine does not fit with the realities that are recognized widely, and certainly by all honest people in the global industry, since 1976. IF there is ongoing lag in various segments of the population of the countries named to these realities, then this admitted elitist can only pity such ignorance. You're much safer looking down on mass-produced American beer from, say, somewhere in Belgium, than looking down on American wine from anywhere. Seely American peeg-dog, we do not accept your realité! We are Fronch! (and Eengleesh too but zhey are zhe same theeng!)
Eet ees Sweel! We stuffy Europeans know best, mais oui!
Pancakes. Non! Vive les waffles!
Oui, oui! Zhees ees a good way to do eet, mon amis!
Tres bien!
Yum! Butter!~approaches cautiously with a butter knife~ Zhere ees only one chef on zhese boards and zhat ees moi! Away weeth you!
Git outta heer ya dang french hippeh! Trey's uh good ol boah, an we ain't gonna let sum feller lakk yew put uh hurtin on im. But... but... zhe owl bacon, c'est magnifique!
Up th'crick. Shoot zhe owl! I weel cook eet!
Ayup Le gasp! Eet ees another hippee!
Ah would like one of zhese PBRs! |