Michael Dacamara wrote: "Oh, um..." Michael says as he tries to hold back a laugh. "I guess urine need of new shoes?" He sighs a moment later and holds his hands up in surrender. "That was an extremely bad pun, and I apologize." "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! HE'S A FUNNY GUY! I LIKE DIS GUY!!!!" Ahhh, I do miss him sometimes.... ;D
Aananda wrote:
"Glad I could help such a nice lady as yourself. Don't get yourself *#@!'in blown up or anything, aiiight?" "Now I need to get back to the kitchen and get to @#$%'in work on some lunch and dinner for my regulars (and before this little lady decides to use my kitchen as a lab!), so I'm gonna hafta scram," he says as he floats away from the table. "Yous guys take care, and don't be strangers, eh? "
"Aaah fuhget about it!!" he says with a laugh. "You always @$*%'in bring me new and thoughtful gifts when you come by to visit. Always polite, always respectful - and Luigi always takes care of friends like that, neh?" ;) "Anywhoos, I hope that stuff there helps you out with whatever you're doing these days. And I hope you find your guy too. I get any more word of him doin' 'business', I'll shoot it your way."
Aananda wrote:
"Now don't get me wrong - I got the the most state-o'-the-art kitchen yous gonna see ANYWHERE in this galaxy, believe me. But unless you got the chops up here," as he knocks the top of his head with another eyestalk,"that don't count for a pile of @#!%, you know what I'm sayin'?
Aananda wrote:
"Oh I just put my #%$*in' mind to it," as Luigi moves an eyestalk to look at Lucy bringing out the first of several large platters on a rolling cart. The platter lifts off and floats over to the table, carefully being divested of its contents onto the waiting table beneath.
Tamrin Sunwake wrote:
"WHAT THE #*$@!!!! You have a #@!*in' GIRLFRIEND!! Did 1234in' Mezzenbone just keel over and die? What the #@$% is this!? Wow.... He turns back to Aananda. "Well excuse my #$*&in' bad language, Aananda. I had no idea this little #@$% here had finally grown up and gotten respectable. Hey I'm just kiddin' ya buddy," as an unseen forces chucks Tam in the shoulder. "Aiiight, let's get some real food out here then. Go ahead and bring out the goods Lucy!!!"
Cardcaster Ryo wrote:
"OOOOHHHH, I see we got a $#@%in' comedian here, eh? Well, lucky for yous I got a @#$%in' great sense of humor. And you got a good tailor, so is all good, neh?"
Tamrin Sunwake wrote:
Two of Luigi's eyestalks mime a gesture reminiscent of a human shrugging his shoulders. "Aahh, you know how it is, being such a well-traveled person as you are yourself, my friend. You can only stay in one @#$%in' place for so long before it starts to get old, real estate value drops in the *$#@in' toilet, and a respectable businessman's got no choice but to move to greener pastures...." "BAH! We're not here to talk about that #@$%, are we? I've got a whole night's eats in the back since you told me you was gonna need 'em, and...WHOA!!!! How you doin', sweet #$@s!? " as he focuses his main eye on Aananda (and Ryo). ;D I would like to say, for the record, that I'm not trying to offend anyone with his edited language - just trying to share the joy I felt when I first met this guy in my RL Dragonstar game... :)
...as this truly ENORMOUS creature comes into the dining room. He is easily ten feet in diameter, the center of his form dominated by a tremendous single eye - and a mouth that looks like it could swallow all three of you. Ten stalks bearing smaller eyes fluidly look around the room as he floats over to your table by no apparent means. |