Kitty!'s page

I desire some crane wings.

Mew

Badger season!

Can I see that hammer you've got there, Curiosity?

<Purrs, then shreds the curtains>

Paizo the Kitten wrote:

Puffy the Ninja Pie wrote:

Paizo the Kitten wrote:

Puffy the Ninja Pie wrote:

Sneaks into Moorluck's home and puts a pie in his fridge. Makes a successful Stealth skill check, and sneaks out without being seen, or shot.

~Creeps up behind Puffy and claws his backside.~

You forgot about me. ;)

Without a sound, he leaves a tuna fish pie for Paizo the Kitten, then disappears over a wall.

:)

Wha-? No pizza, no beer? Paizo lives off of pizza and beer, but this will do.

Kitteh!

Mrowr?

<Sticks claws in CFs head so as not to fall off>

<Settles in on Court Fool's head>

*coughs up a cat*

F*$+!

<Starts cleaning self>

Why are poodles such morons?

Allow me to answer by posing a question to you. Do you know the meaning of the word irony?

Mrowr!*

*Typical stupid poodle response. Doesn't even answer the question and instead brings up pressed clothes.

Meow?*

*Why are poodles such morons?

<Bats the ball of string around>

Purrrrrrr!!!

HISS!!!!

Meow!

Mrowr?!?!

Mrowr?

Cats have no imagination, bird!

Oooh, string!

<Follows Studpuffin into thread>

You'll be dinner yet, bird!

Would one of you get in my mouth?

Surely one of them is birdbrained enough to do it

I'm feeling a bit peckish.

Mao?

Meow!

*Runs through thread*

<Runs down the dodo with the rest of his packmates>

Kitty! is glad to see catfights can start anywhere even in a place devoted to a fish.

Kitty! is not getting into the fishbowl. Kitty! might stick a paw in there and hope Mr. Fishy is close enough for a flippershake.

Kitty! likes Mr. Fishy, but not in the same way as everyone else.

Meow!?!

Meow?

~starts to sing and then dozens of cats and dogs attack me~

HISS! SPIT!

<Scratches through the discordant dragon's hide>

Meow!

I'm thinking of eating my cat. How would I cook him?

Mrowr?

Kitty! wrote:

Sweet Synn wrote:

Kitty! wrote:

Meow!

<Looks for furniture to practice claws on>

Ohhh a Kitty! You place on claw on my furniture and Ah will have you sent to the poodles for entertainment!

<Remembers brief stint in the poodle thread. Sheaths claws.>

Meow!

Good Kitty! Now come here and I'll scratch your belly...;)

*rumble* *rumble* *purr*

Kitty! wrote:

Meow!

<Looks for furniture to practice claws on>

Ohhh a Kitty! You place on claw on my furniture and Ah will have you sent to the poodles for entertainment!

<Remembers brief stint in the poodle thread. Sheaths claws.>

Meow!

Meow!

<Looks for furniture to practice claws on>

<Arches back and poofs tail>
*Hiss* *Spit* *Hiss*
<Runs out of thread>

Kitty! wrote:

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Kitty! wrote:

Meow!

*humps Kitty!*

<Claws Snarky Poodle on the nose>

*Hiss* *Spit* *Hiss*

Ooh. Kitty has some bite. Yeah, I like it rough baby.

<Squirms away from Snarky Poodle and jumps up on the refrigerator>

Kitty! wrote:

Meow!

*humps Kitty!*

<Claws Snarky Poodle on the nose>

Meow!