Sayid Aaban

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15 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

How to keep people from tailgating you when your boss is lagging behind on installing the caltrops launcher.

Fill the back of the truck with dry sand.

It turns out most people don't want their cars scoured with sand.

Fresh manure would also probably do the trick.

Nope, as someone who has driven a tractor with a manure spreader I can say with certainty they'll still tailgate you.


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I cannot wait for The Great British Baking Show on Friday, it's dairy week.


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Tacticslion wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Yup, it's snowing.

67° F and crystal clear here.

*checks local area for 'Catan stuff*

Hm, Ocala can trade you three cow for your weather, pre-snow.

Three cows is a good deal!


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Vanykrye wrote:
I'm sick. Which of your aliases has a legitimate cure? I know for sure it ain't 4 Out Of 10 Doctors.

The General says "chicken broth, garlic, and ginger".


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
I was walking down the street today, and a man started throwing milk, yogurt, and cheese at me. I just stood there and thought "How dairy!".

Sorry, that was me!


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Scintillae wrote:
For anyone who wanted to know what teaching high school is like, I had a two-minute derail in economics today about the taste of milk.

So, you're just going to tease us! More details are needed.


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How do you not have ice cream at home...


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Limeylongears wrote:
Is this sound in milk form, or sounding milk, i.e checking its depth in fathoms?

It is a truly amazing and versatile protein.


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I am also 26, notice how hip, and cool I am, man.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:

I may have miscounted, so someone else should check.

Also, it's 453 if you include your PFS characters.

Oh. I just read the blurb under his username where it says 451 aliases.
... dang it.

Wait, you didn't actually count them all, did you.

Egads!


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We have six pumpkins, with our two biggest ones that are almost ready to be harvested, so it might even be slightly bigger than where you are now.


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You can do that?


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We don't have mountains, but i doubt anyone could find you out here, especially if you have any clothes that are white with black spots.


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It is Friday the 13th.

Adds stringent policy against sweaters and pedophiles with hand claws... or was that hockey masks, machetes... or possibly teenage angst drenched in pig's blood... In fact I should probably include unusually cheap hotrods to the list... oh dear, it's gonna be a long night.


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I'm pretty sure we've glaciated.

Does NOT organize Polar Bear Plunge to boost morale.