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I'd just like to point out how small and unassuming my tower is.
Unlike Khelben's.
F+*~ you, a~$$$%#.
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I'll take the first shot! I've been looking forward to this!!
Elminster. >:-(
I fully support your brutal F!&+ing of the spellplague. Make sure the broomstick is especially splintered.
*Ugh* It's alright guys, this is on me, there's a reason I faked my death and moved to Golarion...
This one gets a little more adult :-) : Can we talk about Elminster banging the girls he raised for Mystra, you know I got in on that action with Laeral, man you should've seen her when she was possessed by that Artifact, here I painted a picture of it. But no one talks about that! It's all Elminster totally shagged the Simbul as a cat under some chick's bed.
How is it everyone goes to him to bail them out! I turned a Harpell into a f~@@ing Archmage! Do you know how huge that is! *sigh* I'm just gonna go paint Laeral again, maybe about that one time when Drizz't stayed over...
Who wants to b$$$* about Elminster?
Why is Elminster so f&&%ing popular, that old piece of f*!&ing s+&$ doesn't do anything, just sits in his tower smoking pot while his gay over achieving scribe does everything for him, meanwhile he bangs all these chicks he raised from babies (ewww, by the f~~&ing way) i.... i....just don't get it, i run f!!+ing Waterdeep practically by myself, well other then that ranger guy that lures people into his well/torture dungeon..... er, sorry i mean "Undermountain" crap forgot where i was going..... oh yeah, does this robe make me look fat.... also i think Laeral is cheating on me.....
So, just how drunk does one have to be to think of crossing a bear and an owl? You'd be surprised at how quickly into the bottle the thought occurs...:-)
I loved the Forgotten Realms once... then some jerk with a pen killed me off, so here I am painting for Pharasma, I much prefer it here anyway, f#~*ing Elminster was always stealing the spotlight:( |