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Sorry about delay. Dagger Masters don't have trapfinding. Ked will work on his fighting to try and unlock the Unchained Rogue's finesse training (so I can spend the feat I had for weapon finesse on something else)

Ked takes Stabby out and looks for random victims to murderate, preferably small ones, like squirrels or chipmunks.

Might not post for a couple of days. Really bad side effects from medicine I'm taking. Sorry.

Ked raises the ridge of what would be an eyebrow if he had hair and stares at the feast...he didn't trust the older gobbos...but after the others dig in he shrugs, saunters up like king of the world, and starts to scarf down what he can, making sure to stab an unknown goblin's hand when it was reaching towards his plate.

Something seems fishy, Ked.
That would be the fish, Stabby. Is pickled herring, is my favorite!
No, I mean, why would the older goblins give away food, when all they usually do is throw rocks at you?
Because we is awesome and did favor.
If the situation were reversed, would you do the same?

Ked gasps mid bite, stands up, food dribbling down his belly, and yells out "It's a trap! They're gonna stab us and laugh about how stupid we are to work for them!"

Real smooth, Ked...

Ked steps out if the shadows behind the others. "That cause Ked the invisiblest!"

I've had car troubles I've been fixing over the weekend. I don't know about why nobody else is posting.

Kill and take?
Stealth is your strength. Steal it while he sleeps and you'll have two friends.
If I give you to Ulk maybe he help me kill and take?
But then you have to share. No, not worth it. Plus Bitey is friends with Torch and they will eat you if you try that.
You so smart, Stabby.

"Neat! Stabby is magic now too!"

Ked holds up the tiny dagger crackling with electricity.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

"Ulk spend too much time looking at smoke. Is good spot there!"

Ked snatches up the coins and starts camoflauging them in a nook he found, using mud, branches, and his gift for knowing how to make things look invisible to hide it.

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (6) + 18 = 24

"Good as invisible. Ked might not blow stuff up, but me smart gobbo. Now we can get and none else finds it."

Ked, I can't see it. How will we know where it is later?

Um...Stabby has good point. Shut up though, don't let Ulk and Torch know you don't know. Just dig everywhere later

Ked, they can't hear me. I'm a figment of your imagination brought on from hallucinations when you ate that proto-bomb that Ulk made two months ago.

What? Was most delicious pie ever. Taste like cheese and monkey brain with potato mushroom. Also,if you me imagine, why talk different?

Repression, compartmentalization, and insanity, mostly.

"Wait...where me put the coins?"

"What you find, Ulk?"

Ked grins when he runs up to Ulk and pats him on the back. "Ha, that great! We rich! No share with others."

He look back as Torch arrives and shakes his head. "Maybe with him. He see this. Ugh."

"Did he just say?"
Yep.
Me gonna stab him good.
Normally, I'd be inclined to disagree, Ked, but I'm actually a magic weapon now, so I'm pretty sure I have no idea how anything works, so stab away.
"Oh, Stabby, you Keds only friend."

"Dodgey bouncy happy Ked! What he stabs is gonna be so DED!

Ked dances around rather pathetically and gives a good swift stab with Stabby.

stab: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2

crit confirm: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17
crit extra damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2
Oh, to be a third level rogue and have my dex to damage already. oh well, whadaya gonna do?

Stabby plunges true into the strange creature.

Ked gets eat weird ghost thing by self and not share any with Ulk. Maybe he make bombs out of Ked poop? Red blood bomb! Oh, Ked gonna coat stabby with weird juice and make zappy light crazy die blade

It doesn't work that way Ked. You can't just dip me in a dead magic monster and I become magic.

You will sees.

Yeah, the eel beat us on initiative

"Ooooh. Um. Run? But I gonna stab it!"

Pretty sure he was stealthy enough to not be seen 28 with take 10, Ked pops out of the shadows to sneak stab whatever is left from Ulk's bomb toss.

Attack vs Flat foot suprise partial charge: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 5 + 2 = 14
Sneak Stab Damage: 1d2 + 1d8 ⇒ (1) + (2) = 3

Ked shrugs and follows Ulk, having nothing better to do.

Can I just take 10 on stealth?

Ked grins and starts to sneak back, hearing the voice of Mr. Stabby in his ear.
It's not going to work, you know. You're a terrible liar. There's no way any of them will fall for it.
No, Ked is genius, smartest of all gobbos. This is brilliant idea. Will be awesome prank.
I'm telling you, you should just go back and stab it a bunch of times...maybe eat it after.

Ked comes back to the others. "Down this hall is super pretty gob girl. Look like fat barghest with, uh...big ol' belly. Says she wants strongest gob men to come to her with eyes shut for big kiss. When you see bright light, she is ready for...um...lots of kissing!"

bluff: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (5) - 3 = 2

Ked you sly gobbodog, you. Best liar in da cage.
You're an idiot, Ked, and one day, someone will wrestle me from your grasp and stab you repeatedly for your inane stupidity.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

"Whatever. Me go scout, since me is da invisiblest gobbo."

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (16) + 18 = 34
...and Ked nearly seems to meld into the wall as he sneaks down the hallway ahead.

"Pssh. Ked best at hide and seek and stab and not die. Me clearly best gobbo. You is worthy sidekicks, though. Third best tie, after Mr. Stabby who is second best."

Ked starts idly licking the blood off his dagger and fingertips.

"I has red poop for some reason. Me not know why," he adds, slurping up some more and cleaning the blood clear off.

I'll take sneak stab if that's okay It's the dagger master's sneak attack. I am planning on dagger master and scout archetypes for unchained rogue.

Totally would have, :-)

Oh Ked, you're so weak compared to your future self.

Why stop a good thing? Ked stabs at it again. "Wow, this take long time to die! Ked have so much blood to play in!"

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 1

Ked dances around cutting the horse thing with tons of nicks, here and there, Reservoir Dogs style, only in cruddy padded armor instead of a nice suit, all to the sound of Torch's song. Hey, do we have Torch's rage song? Because his, unlike biteys, is half as strong but affects all...if so that's +1 damage

Ked laughs. "Singy fire goblin is silly. Watch Ked is amazing and clearly best at everything!"

"Kiss Mr. Stabby horse thingy!"

Stabby: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 1

Ked's eyes light up with maniacal glee as he draws blood again.

"Ked can sing too! Me can sing with all the voices of the stinky ones. Ked can paint with all the colors of your blood!"

Perform: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (4) - 3 = 1

...he was very clearly mistaken about his ability to sing. That probably hurts more than the dagger.

Oh, okay. Well....still stabbed 'em

Roll with it is the best feat ever!

Acrobatics to roll with it again: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Good thing the DC to negate is 5+damage

When the tentacle smacks Ked, he wobbles back a bit.

"You stoopid horse thing. Ked tells you, he is not not hurt by you...dizzy though..."

Ked stumbles forward (5ft step), and trips over his own two feet, catching his balance as he stabs at the creature circumstantially.

"Whoa, wait, ack!"

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2

Apparently, clumsy Ked is a better fighter when he's tripping over his own feet.

I thought we're only supposed to have one trait until we get the PC levels.

Gonna use "roll with it" feat to avoid the point of damage

Acrobatics VS DC5+Damage(1)=6: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13

Ked rolls back five feet from the retaliation's smack, shaking his head with dizziness (staggered for this round), but he steps up (5ft step) and stabs the creature with Stabby.

"You can't hurt Ked! Me is invisible and invincible!"

dagger attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
damage: 1d2 ⇒ 2

Will: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (20) - 1 = 19

Ked swings around the sling and chucks a bullet at one of the spirits.

Attack vs Flat-footed: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Damage: 1d2 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

His eyes go wide and he attempts to stay hidden.

Post-attack snipe hide: 1d20 + 18 - 20 ⇒ (10) + 18 - 20 = 8

Well, the adept ahould have it, no?

Ked, confident there's no way this thing sees him, pulls out his sling in his other hand and loads it, hugging the wall so Bitey or someone else can charge ahead. That's not how he lived this long!

Remaining hidden with dagger in one hand, sling in the other, move action to draw, move action to load.

Ked grins a wide mouth of teeth that aren't NEARLY as sharp or impressive as Bitey, and pulls out from behind him a dagger.

"Ked not scared. Nothing can sees me when I no wants to be seen. Right stabby? Stabby?"

He shakes the dagger incredulously.

"He talk all the time when you not around. Swear it! Is shy. Anyway, me an' stabby go check."

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31
Ked does his little color trick where he blends in with the walls and sneaks down the "other left" tunnel, eyes keen.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Why bitey so scared? He wimpy for so much muscle. Right Stabby?
You really should pay more attention, Ked. And my name is Geldorenstein, Righteous Blade of Descecration!
Stabby, me found you in papa's kitchen stuck in half eaten rat.
Shut up and scout, Ked.
Okay Gelstabirat, Left Blade of Eatin' Dis Rat!
I hate you so much.

I think that was an appropriate entrance. :-)

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (16) + 18 = 34

Ked, who with his amazing ability to blend into the background, had been following along quietly, snickers to himself, pops out and runs up to push Ulk in the hole next. "SUPRISE FROM KED! FLY NOW!"

CMB: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (6) - 2 = 4

...completely missing and tripping over his own feet, rolling and bouncing off walls as he falls down the hole on top of Bitey.

"Ked must remember yell when suprise. Ow. Good thin you here to cushion."

Sure, glad to have you. You can just say that you are the cooks son, and you are staying in his kitchen.

...explains the obsession with knives! I'll read the thread over and be in ASAP (kinda at work)

I know you guys already started, but if you still are cool with squeezing Ked in, I'm really not enjoying the other game. I still have the sheet of him as a commoner for your game, as you can see. If not, it's cool.

Ked has been given the reverse-Tom-Hanks-Big effect, and is done, aside from equipment, which clearly won't take long.

Since the other goblin campaign I'm in the running for has just updated, provided I get into that, this guy is subject to change, 'cause it'd be weird IMO to run the same guy in two games at different ages, especially if he dies when younger and causes a paradox!