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Thanks for the offer, but i need to reduce my play-by-post games slightly in number. Thanks for running!!

Dayjob perform: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (15) + 22 = 37

Filled out!

FYI Jiggo if you'd failed either of those and couldn't reroll, Kaylee would have given you one of her inspiration spells. Unfortunately those types of spells don't really work as well on play-by-post format.

"If all you wanted was to be inside us you could have just asked, a$$hole!" Kaylee calls after the spirit's fading form. She turns and winks to Jed. "You could still ask, cutie!"

Kaylee follows her friends into the room, staying out of their way.
Continuing to sing, double move into the room.

AOO on paladin-thingy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
damage, butterfly sword: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Kaylee continues singing, drops her butterfly sword and pulls out her shortbow. She knocks an arrow and lets it fly at the creature.
shortbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1 LOL

To Seren, Kaylee winks and says "I don't know what it is, but people just love to remove their clothes around me! But... this won't last forever, and then we'll have a very angry naked guy on our hands."

Kaylee will attempt once again to send him into laughing fits.
DC 18 Will against hideous laughter.

HAHAHA I LOVE THAT SPELL! The imagery is just too much. :-D

Kaylee continues singing, and this time casts a healing spell as an offensive attack, stepping forward and swinging the tip of the wand toward the undead creature.
touch attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
damage (positive energy): 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7 DC 11 Will save for half, I believe.

"I don't think he'll like that! Will you, my new friend?"

Pretty sure any attack on him will break him out of it, so my suggestion is to focus on the other enemies and let him help us out for a few rounds until it wears off.

"He's not, like, our friend or anything, but he'll be nice to you for a little while!" Kaylee answers to Jed.

Kaylee continues singing, pulls out a healing wand, and taps Miss Seren with it.
heals: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Kaylee attempts to scoot past Jed to get out of the Paladin's way, trying not to be grabbed by the ghost on her way.
Acrobatics vs. ghost's CMD: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25

She then casts her spell on the crazed paladin.
DC 19 Will save against charitable impulse. He'll first try to heal us if he has the ability, then he'll attempt to give his weapon to the nearest creature, then buff us, etc.

Also continuing to sing.

Yes, sorry, Kaylee continues to cheer, and yes it's a +2, not a +1. I keep forgetting that. LOL

"OWW OWW OWW OWWW!!! Gimme your sword, meanie!" She tries again, this time trying to convince him to give her his weapon.
concentration DC 17: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11 But this time, her spell fizzles as she loses her concentration.

Sigh. Continuing to perform, +2 to atk/dmg/vs. fear.

Hey! You super-meanie! You're not supposed to try to hit ME! Did you ever hear the one about the paladin who fell into the pit?"

Kaylee attempts to cast a spell on him defensively. concentration DC 16: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

The paladin gets a Will save to resist extreme laughter. DC 18 Will save vs. hideous laughter.

... I just noticed that Countersong doesn't work for Perform (Oratory)... that sucks. I don't have ranks in any of the skills that it can be used with. Sigh. Will need to put a rank in there after this scenario for sure.

WIll: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
WIll: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

Kaylee starts cheering on her colleagues. +1 atk/dmg/vs. fear

"Ohmigoshguysthatssogrossewwwwwww!" Kaylee exclaims.

[ooc]No specific actions for Kaylee, we'll see what happens next.

Kaylee winks at Seren after her rebuke. "I was just perFOORMing, silly! Wasn't it fun though?"

To the ghosty, she says "Well of COURSE we'll help you! It's the least the living can do to help the dead when all they want is to be left alone!"

Kaylee smiles broadly and begins dancing, a secuctive yet fast-paced routine that quickly works its way into a crescendo of flips and cartwheels. While she dances, Kaylee recites a poem about forbidden lovers entwined together against the expectations of their castes, a beautiful beggar girl having won her royal prince over with her simple garb and seductive movements. Kaylee periodically comes together in her dance with Seren's movements, playing the male part in her story with long stares into Seren's eyes followed by dips and twirls of the slightly astonished young woman.

I'm using The Dance of Kindled Desires even though i'm 99% sure that it won't have any actual effect on her since she's undead and therefore immune to mind-affecting effects. But, I haven't gotten the chance to actually use it before, so here it is! :)

Perform (dance): 1d20 + 18 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 18 + 8 = 35

"They just don't appreciate good art! Hi, I'm Kaylee! And I really love your music, it's very pretty!"
Diplomacy aid Jiggo (automatic): 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (4) + 22 = 26

Kaylee continues doing exactly what she's been doing. Very little she can do against undead, so she'll continue to be ready to inspire her allies in a pinch.

@Seren: Don't forget your +2 vs. fear effects! I bet that would apply to that shaken condition!

Kaylee continues to sing, and watches her allies for the sign that she could help in a pinch.

If any of you find yourself rolling in the mediocre range, Kaylee will use either timely inspiration for a +1 or gallant inspiration for +2d4 on your attack roll or skill check as an Immediate action to make you succeed the check if you would have otherwise failed it. Please feel free to use this (only once) before her next turn!

In that case, all allies have +2 atk, dmg, vs. fear

@GM: Is the dancing affecting Seren a magic effect that depends on sound? If so:

Kaylee is definitely going to take a point in Linguistics at next level and pick up Celestial... she hates not being able to communicate with people, especially people who look as gorgeous as the paladin does to her...

Survival aid, +4 because underground: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
Kaylee excels in underground environments, and is able to help Jiggo navigate a bit.

Kaylee continues her enrapturing performance for Seren, pulls out her want of cure light wounds as she moves toward the Wight, and touches him with the end of it. "Get away from my friends, you meanie!"

cure light wounds touch: 1d20 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (16) + 3 - 1 = 18
damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2 LOL of course.

"Oww oww OWWW that hurt ohmigosh that really hurt and it was like really cold and felt like death and stuff!"

Kaylee can do little against this creature, so she steps back out of its area of effect and focuses her cheering only on Seren. Using enrapturing performance to focus her bonuses only on Seren, granting Seren a +3 on atk/dmg and vs. fear.

ACK I just realized I should have been giving you guys a +2 this whole time, not just a +1! Sorry about that!

Kaylee moves into the room and starts cheering for her allies, knowing they only need to hear her to be inspired by her excitement.

You all have +1 to atk/dmg/vs. fear once more. Seren already included this bonus in her above attack. :)

"Ohhh I WISH I understood what he's saying, that language is SOOOO PRETTY! You can talk to me like that any time you want, big boy." Kaylee winks seductively at the paladin.

As the group is entering the shaft, Kaylee says "This is sorta like going down into the sewers of Absalom, but totally not, like, smelly?" She casts light on one of the patches on her scarf to illuminate the path down into the depths.

No comp. languages scrolls here, sorry folks. Anyone?

"Mister Half-foot, do you want one of these potions? I bet your foot hurts SOOOO bad..." Kaylee offers the missing-toed man one of the healing potions.

"Ohmigosh you guys, did you have to, like, kill him? Oh well... Ooh potions!"

Kaylee will end her cheering, though its effects linger with her allies. Free action to end bardic performance, but it lingers for 2 more rounds. Allies still have +2 to atk/dmg/fear.

"You should TOTALLY surrender! Trust me, we'll make it more than worth your while!" Kaylee winks at [yellow], whispering an incantation that only he can hear, which sounds like a promise of forbidden desires fulfilled to his ears. Casting charm person, DC 17 Will to resist.

So, I'm getting married on Friday, and will likely be MIA starting from tomorrow night at the Rehearsal dinner and probably until Monday morning when we return. Feel free to bot me when needed.

Sumil will make liberal use of his knowledge skills when needed, he defaults to melee combat for the most part.

Congrats!!

Kaylee steps forward, then casts a spell at the guy toward the back (red). Hideous laughter, DC 18 Will save.
"Ha! Look at how quick your friend went down! What a WEAKLING! That is SOOOO FUNNY!"

Then she continues her cheering. "Jiggo, Jiggo, smack that guy! Knock him out or make him cry! Goooo JIGGO!" Continuing my performance, everyone still has +2 atk/dmg/fear

:-D Kaylee is my favorite character for a reason.

Kaylee begins cheering loudly for her companions, swinging her makeshift pom-poms and inspiring them to be amazing fighters. Then she dances forward a bit as she cheers, making sure she's easily seen and heard by her allies.

Starting Inspire Courage +2, everyone gets +2 attack, damage, and saves against fear effects.

"We're Pathfinders, we take no sass. You cut off toes, we'll kick your a$$! Gooooooo PATHFINDERS!"

"You're just trying to STEAL his boat?? That's, like, not very nice at all!" Kaylee looks around at her allies. "We're not gonna just let this keep going, are we?"

Kaylee looks ready to cheer her allies into battle against the foot-cutter.

"Hey! That's, like, not real nice at all! What did he do? You should totally let him go! Ooh, you're a big, strong guy aren't you? Those are my favorite types!"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (16) + 22 = 38

"Ohmigosh guys this is SOOO exciting! I don't really know much about ghosts and haunts and stuff, but I can definitely help you all out with dealing with them! My cheering has been known to inspire all KINDS of good feelings in people!"

Kaylee is a bright, lively young woman who instantly makes friends with everyone she meets... unless her excited nature grates on their nerves, which has been known to happen from time to time. Her long, blonde hair is usually tied up in a bun on her head, held up by what looks like a paintbrush, and she wears leather garb that leaves little to the imagination. On each hip she carries a modified cat-'o-nine-tails whip, which each look like they have been cut off to the point of being useless as weapons. She also has strapped to her back a pair of short blades, as well as her backpack. Around her neck is a colorful scarf with patches sewn all across it. Check her profile if you're interested in what each of the patches are!

"Hi everyone! I'm Kaylee! It's SUPER nice to meet all of you! I've been a Pathfinder for, like, EVER at this point, and it's been SOO much fun! I'm looking forward to spending time with all of you!"

Knowledge (local): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
"OHMIGOSH GUYS! I have TOTALLY heard about that Sempet pirate guy before! He was, like, the captain of a fleet of pirate ships back like... several HUNDRED years ago, and he used cannibals as crewmen! Oh, and he was, like, a REALLY powerful wizard and did all kinds of oogie things with his magic... just generally a bad guy!"
Feel free to read the DC 15, 20, and 25 spoilers so you can get a bit more coherent information there.

Kaylee is ready as well.

Kaylee has been updated, she's level five now, and will hit six after this scenario. :)

I'll be bringing this lovely lady to the game! I'm going to have to check and make sure she's all up-to-date with her chronicle sheets, but we have plenty of time for that. I'll dot the gameplay thread now.

Thanks Thunderspirit, it was excellent!

"OHMIGOSH GUYS! That was CRAZY! You guys did SOOO WELL! I can't WAIT to tell Nalshene about this one! I'm gonna start sewing a new patch on my scarf RIGHT NOW!"

Kaylee sits down right where she is and starts sewing, heedless of anything else going on around her.

Wow, just looked that thing up... CR15!!!

Perform(oratory): 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (3) + 20 = 23

That was crazy, and I kinda loved it! So the idea was we needed to do a certain amount of damage to something that was obviously way too strong for us, and then banish it to another area where it could be destroyed by another thing way too powerful for us? Awesome!

Kaylee hightails it over to try to put the Void disc she is holding into place.

Move then standard to start the process of slotting in the disc. Three more rounds of lingering performance for +1 hit/damage and vs. fear.

Point of order, did Nemis take the disc I just extracted, or is he placing another one, currently?

Lingering lasts 4 rounds. I forgot that you had botted me to continue performing, so she would stop this round and it would stick around for 4 more rounds. :)

Kaylee surprises herself by grabbing the disc on her first try. "OHMIGOSHGUYSIGOTIT! GUYSIGOTIT!"

Next turn, obviously she'll run over to the wall and try to insert the disc.

Oh, didn't realize Jillia still had one. Okay then...

Kaylee has a quick bit of inspiration herself and decides to chance the tails to get the disc. She runs over to Jillia and tries to take it from her while she's all grappled.
Would a Sleight of Hand check here help?
Slight of Hand: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 Gonna use my GM star reroll on that...
Slight of Hand reroll: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 2 = 27

Note to everyone that I'm pretty sure this is the last round of Lingering Performance, so you'll lose the +1 to attack and damage next round.

Yikes! I disappear for a couple days and everything goes to shit! LOL

Kaylee continues to perform, knowing better than to enter melee with this thing.

Kaylee would be happy to use a timely inspiration spell on anyone who misses an attack or a saving throw by a few points, so just call that out if you need it! Otherwise, I've got nothing that can do anything to this snakey thing... :(

Kaylee grabs whichever item her friends didn't grab and books it along with them.

Probably my last post until Monday, guys, just a reminder. :)