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Julio would love to get out of town. I just need to update a few things.


I believe Julio is ready to go.


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This seem like Julio's sort of town.

Let me know if he needs any changes.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

After things settle down a bit Julio pips up.

"We can take the dragon back but we still have not achieved what we came her for. The children are still missing."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio flinches as the dragon explodes and covers him with gunk. He then stands in horror over the condition of his clothing.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio charges into the room and attempts to roll past the wyrmling and get to Blitz.

Acrobatics to avoid AoO: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio is surprised at the sight of the dragon but quickly realizes that Meepo's pet is angry at being locked up in the is room.

"Calm down Calcryx. We are here to free you from your captors and take you home.

Dipomacy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio also watches Borux.

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

Julio pulls out his dagger and taps the goblin on the shoulder. He gives the goblin the univerals sign for silence and then runs his finger over his throat to get his point across.

Intimidate: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio listens to all of this drama and decides to stay out of it.

"These people live a very different lifestyle than I am used to."

"I agree with the drow. Let's keep moving."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

"Calcryx is the kobold's pet dragon. The goblins kidnapped it. The cage they kept it in was rather small so don't worry too much about it. All we have to do is convince it to return with Meepo."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio throws out an idea, "Maybe this is the time that we should move through the goblins territory. They seem to be easy and I would hate to break up the kobolds fun."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio limps along behind the party as they run off to see what is happening.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Does anyone have any healing to dole out?

"Sound like the Kobold may need some help. What do you think Meepo?"


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

"If we are going to continue I will need some healing. That rat-dog's bite really hurts."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio laments the loss of his best pants.

Stab: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
poke: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Still camping so if I missed something please add it in. Thanks.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Seeing the dark elf go down Julio run forward to skewer the beast.

"Bad ugly dog! Bad! Leave that Mal'Kolenth alone.

Rapier: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

FYI. I am going camping tomorrow and will not be back until Thursday afternoon. I will post then or Friday morning.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

If the gray goblin is dead....

Julio moves to the middle of the room to provide support (or maybe just to keep Akula between himself and that ugly dog).
"Go ahead shut the door Meepo."

If the gray goblin is still alive...

"I would move into the room so we can shut the door but it's a little crowded right now."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Moving into the doorway, Julio looks in to get an idea of what the group is up against.

"What are they saying?", he asks Meepo as he moves past him.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

At the sound of combat Julio moves to southwest corner of the room and continues to watch the other doors.

"I got your backs. Finish them off."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio follows along with this sunrod. He moves to the western door and listens to the voice to see if he can here what they are saying.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

After a moment it is clear nothing can be learned.

He then moves to the northwest corner of the room where he can watch the doors along those walls.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

"I think we should keep moving. Sticking together will give us the greatest chance of success."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

"The dragon also falls under the category of search and rescue, Meepo. We will do as Yusdrayl asked but we can't forget about the ones we originally came for."

Looking back over the posts I notice that we were told that the kids we were looking for left with two adventures but we never asked any questions about them. I don't know if Mr. Timbers was one of them or not.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio turns to address the dark elf, "It is a simple search and rescue mission. It seems that you have been added to the list of those who are to be rescued. Do you know of any others that have been captured."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio moves to the cage holding the gnome. He reaches through the bars and lays a hand on him and asks,"Are you alive Mr. Timbers?"

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio enters behind Akula, "While I hate to see people imprisoned, it might be better to ask them a few questions before we release them. Simple things like who are you and why are you here."

Seeing the three tied to the spike he calls out, "Meepo come in here. I think we may have found some friends of yours."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

With the goblins dead Julio retrieve his daggers and watches as Savien leaves, "I think we have seen the end of Mr. Happy."

"What are you talking about Meepo? A cat?"

Julio turns to Blitz and Akula,"You guys finish up here and I will go see what he is talking about."

Julio moves over to the cat.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

With the goblins dead Julio retrieve his daggers and watches as Savien leaves, "I think we have seen the end of Mr. Happy."

"What are you talking about Meepo? A cat?"

Julio turns to Blitz and Akula,"You guys finish up here and I will go see what he is talking about."

Julio moves over to the cat.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio moves up to try and finish off the goblins.

Rapier: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Poke: 1d6 ⇒ 1


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio will just double move over the barricade to there in pursuit of his daggers


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio sprints after the goblin, "Get back here with my daggers!"

Double move only gets me to there assuming that the gray one dropped.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio pulls his last dagger and flings it at the same goblin.

Fling: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

"Meepo, what are they saying?


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Did we lose Savien?


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio pulls his other dagger and flings it around the target dummy at the same goblin (blue).

Fling Danger: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

"That's it Blitz. Don't let them tell you want to do."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio hurls a dagger at the goblin (blue) in the middle.

Dagger: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

He then follows Akula's lead to get cover behind the target dummies.

As he moves he yells out,"Meepo! Tell them that we are here for their women. That should confuse them."

Aid Bluff: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio finally works up the courage to attack. He swings around the corner only to find that Blitz is kneeling before the goblins. The sound of Akula's bow brings him back to the present. Dropping his sunrod, he pulls a dagger out and begins to select a target.

"Blitz what are you doing? Kill them!"


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio continues to follow Savien.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio eyes the gory mess without comment as he follows closely behind Savien.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Hearing the fight begin Julio moves up next to Meepo. Holding his reaper in one hand and a dagger in the other he watches as Blitz and Akula reek havoc on the goblins.

"Meepo, do you have any idea how many goblins live here?"


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Once again with combat emanate Julio watches the rear of the party (and the escape route).

"Be careful. I will make sure no one surprises us from the rear."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio frowns at his failed attempt but turns to Meepo on hearing that there may be a key.

"We may need the key to recover Calcryx. We can ask her to try it in this door so that me can unravel the mystery of her disappearance."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio attempts to unlock the door.

Disable Device: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

"I have some skill at opening locks. Several ladies in my past have had locks put upon them by their lords. Who was I to argue when asked to release them."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio fort save for filth fever Fort Save: 1d20 ⇒ 7


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio hears the conversation and looks about to see what is going on.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

"It looks like this might be another way into or out of the citadel. That would be the reason that they boarded it up."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Still in a funk about ruining his paint Julio move to the stairs and look up them.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

He holds back Akula and says, "Let me go up first. I am lighter than you and these stairs do not look all sturdy."

He hold is sunrod high and tests each step before putting his full weight on it.


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

I lost of track of where we are on the map. It looks like there was a door just south of the jail cells that we did not open. Is that the door that is barred or was it further back?


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio looks at the bite on his leg.

"Ruined. I will never be able to mend these pants and have them look as good as they were."

Pulling up the pant leg to reveal his wound he begins to find it.

"I guess I will have to come up with an amazing story for the ladies about this wonderful scar I am going to have. I hope it doesn't fester."


Human Male Unchained Rouge [HP 4/14] [AC:15 T:12 FF:13 CMD:13] [Init +2] [Fort +0 Ref +5 Will +1] [Perception +6]

Julio has a sunrod. How long have we been underground?

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Darkling36 wrote:
You sit down with your Ysoki exocortex mechanic, find the rest of the party is playing sarcesians (large humanoids) and the GM has just finished drawing a map with nothing but 5' wide hallways.

And the smell of cheese wafts down one corridor....

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John Mechalas wrote:
...the GM pulls out his Star Frontiers books and says, "OK! Let's get started."

And here I was thinking about converting those old Volturnus modules over....

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Well, I'm looking at Star Trek as my guide here, and I see tons of weapons and armor and force field being charged by ships, and stations and such and no fees being charged at all. The only time battery capacity comes up are those times they are on an away mission in a non-technological area (for the most part). There are ammunition weapons used in Star Trek too, but they are rare and used for very specific things.

The Problem comes from scarcity model. Is the production of energy so difficult that energy is scarce in space? Is renewable energy, such as Solar not available? I think in a space run game where people can fly to the fricking sun and live on it, that solar power would be readily available to all people. SOOOO... I can't see charging for it. I can see charging a convenience fee, or use fee if you have the only charger on the station. But the power itself? no. This is one of those areas where I'll be house-ruling this to bring my game more into Sci and less into fantasy I suppose.

This said: would solar power (or other renewables) be available in the Drift? I'm guessing not. And with trips that can take a month to complete, that battery charge be pretty worrisome. Even more so if you don't know if you can recharge once you transition back to normal space.

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So any guess how many gamemasters are going to have to put up with a Castrovellian plant-person and a ysoki bounty-hunting Mechanic who are best buds.... Paizo what have you done!!!

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Old school here from when the class list looked like this:

CHARACTERS:
There are three (3) main classes of characters:
Fighting-Men
Magic-Users
Clerics

and the races were human, dwarf, elf, halfling.

this is how it was done for stats:

DETERMINATION OF ABILITIES:
Prior to the character selection by players it is necessary for the referee to roll three six-sided dice in order to rate each as to various abilities, and thus aid them in selecting a role. Categories of ability are: Strength, Intelligence, Wisdom, Constitution, Dexterity, and Charisma. Each player notes his appropriate scores, obtains a similar roll of three dice to determine the number of Gold Pieces (Dice score x 10) he starts with, and then opts for a role.

NOTE: the the REFEREE rolled your stats! lol.

Anyone seen my glasses and my teeth? I left 'em round heres somwhur...

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Tarantula wrote:
You are the only one disagreeing with RAW and stating that a character would be subject to an AoO when the creature making the AoO does not threaten his square.

No, he's not the only one.

I'll just leave this here:
Ten commandments of practical Optimization by Caelic

1. Not everything needs to be stated explicitly in the rules; some things just are. 
A human doesn't have a hundred and fifty-seven arms, even though the rules don't explicitly say that he doesn't. A character doesn't continue running around after he dies, even though the rules don't explicitly list any negative effects for death. If the designers spelled out every single thing explicitly...even the glaringly obvious...the core rulebooks would be larger than the Encyclopedia Brittannica, and would likely cost as much as a Ferrari.
2. "The rules don't say I can't!" is not practical optimization. 
The second commandment is like unto the first. There are many things that the rules don't explicitly say you can't do. The rules don't explicitly say you can't do the "I'm a Little Teapot" dance and instantly heal back to full starting hit points as a result. The rules don't explicitly say your first level character can't have a titanium-reinforced skeleton and cybernetic weaponry.
This is because the rules are structured in such a way as to tell you what you can do--not what you can't. An underlying assumption is that, apart from common-sense actions which anyone can perform, the system will tell you if a given character has a given ability.
3. RAW is a myth. 
This is one of the dirty little secrets of the board. The Most Holy RAW is invoked continuously by those who want to give their arguments the veneer of officiality. The problem is, RAW is generally applied not as "The Rules as Written," but rather as "The Rules As I Interpret Them And You Can't Prove I'm Wrong, Nyeah." The RAITAYCPIWN. Not quite as catchy an acronym, granted, but that's what it boils down to.
This game cannot be played without interpretation and the judicious application of common sense. Try to play the game strictly and exclusively by the rules as written, and you have an unplayable game.
Using "RAW" as a defense is similarly meaningless--particularly when your defense rests on interpretation. If you're going to claim that your build is RAW, you'd better be able to make sure that the rules specifically uphold your claim...not simply that they're sort of vague and COULD be interpreted in such a way as to not FORBID your claim.
This becomes particularly important when your claim is especially controversial.
Yes, builds should adhere to the rules as written. Yes, any exceptions to that should be noted. But the RAW as some sort of entity unto itself, capable of rendering a build immune to criticism, is not a useful construction, and causes more problems than it solves.
4. Common sense is not a bad thing. 
The rules were designed to be read with common sense. Yes, common sense will vary from person to person, but there has to be some basic level at which we agree on core assumptions, or the game is meaningless.
If we have one interpretation of the rules where two levels of a prestige class give you infinite caster level, and another interpretation where two levels of that same prestige class give you two caster levels, then common sense tells us that the latter interpretation is the correct one. If a character reaches negative ten hit points and dies, common sense tells us that he doesn't spring back to his feet and continue fighting unimpeded.
5. Intent matters. 
I know, I know..."Blasphemy! No man may know the intent of the Most Holy Designers!"
Except that, in some cases, we can. In some cases, the intent is glaringly, painfully obvious. In other cases, the intent has been clarified by various WotC sources, such as CustServ.
It makes sense to take these sources at their word, people. They work with the folks who design the game, they have access to them. If a conflict comes up, then it can be resolved, but I can't help but notice that for all the talk about how CustServ never gives the same answer twice, they've been remarkably consistent of late.
It's one thing to say "This rule is vaguely worded, and we don't know the intent." It's another thing to say, "The rule is vaguely worded, and therefore I can ignore the intent."
The first is sensible caution; the second is rules lawyering. When an ambiguity has been clarified, that should be the end of it.
6. Mistakes happen. 
Everybody's human. You're human; I'm human; the folks at WotC are human. Sometimes, humans make mistakes.
That shouldn't be seen as an opportunity to break the game.
Take the Vigilante from Complete Adventurer, for instance. Anyone out there seriously believe that his rather abrupt jump from 1 third level spell at level 6 to 20 at level 7 is NOT a mistake?
There are two ways to deal with a mistake like this: a sensible way, and a silly way.
The sensible way: "Hmm. There's a column for fourth level spells with no numbers in it, and a column for third level with numbers that can't be right in it. Clearly, this was a typesetting error, and the second digit in the third level spells column is supposed to be in the fourth level spells column."
The silly way: "Rules are rules! The rulebook says 20 third level spells at seventh level! If you do it any other way, you're houseruling! I'm gonna make some GREAT builds based on this rule!"
Basing a build on an obvious mistake isn't optimizing; it's silly.
7. Simple Is Good.
There are a LOT of WotC sourcebooks out there. I did a rough estimate on the value of my collection just of hardcover rulebooks; it cost more than my car.
Not everyone has that kind of cash to spend on this hobby. Not only that--a lot of people simply don't have the time to commit several thousand pages of rules, hundreds upon hundreds of prestige classes, and thousands of feats to memory.
So: builds which are simple are good. There's nothing WRONG with a build that incorporates eight different prestige classes from seven different sources, and then tosses in feats from five more...but that build is going to be useful only to the people who have those sources, whereas the Druid 20 build that doesn't go outside of Core is useful to everybody.
Sometimes, simplicity is worth more than raw power.
8. Tricking the DM is Bad. 
We see a lot of "Help me trick my DM!" or "Help me make my DM cry!" requests on these boards. We see builds that are designed to look innocuous while at the same time being devastating to campaign balance. The idea is to lull the DM into allowing the character, then unleash its full power.
Bad idea. Bad, BAD idea.
At all times, two things should be borne in mind about the DM. One: he's in charge. If you try to trick him, he's totally within his rights to toss your character or YOU out of the game. Two: he's your friend. Trying to deceive your friends is bad.
Be honest with your DM about what you want to do. If he says "No," deal with it. That's part of a DM's job. If you don't think he's going to say "Yes" to something, then trying to sneak it into the game on the sly is a sure way to make him mad.
9. Respect the parameters of the request. 
This used to be a given, but people have been backsliding a lot lately. Someone comes on and says, "Hey, I'd like to play a Bard 4/Cleric 4. Can anyone help me optimize this? He immediately gets responses which boil down to, "Only an idiot would play that! You should be playing Pun-Pun, he's MUCH more powerful!" Sometimes they're more nicely phrased than this, other times they're not.
The point is: people aren't offering him suggestions on how to make his character of choice better. They're telling him that he's "wrong" for playing that character, and that he should be playing a different character.
The same goes for threads in which the poster explains the DM's house rules and restrictions at the beginning of the thread. More often than not, if these restrictions amount to more than "No infinite power at first level," someone will respond with the oh-so-helpful suggestion "Your DM sucks. Quit his game and never talk to him again."
I only wish that were hyperbole. It's word-for-word from a thread a while back.
Optimization is about working within the rules to greatest effect. ANYONE can optimize in an environment with no restrictions. It takes skill to optimize where options are limited.
Threads like these should be seen as an opportunity to demonstrate that skill...not belittle the poster or the DM.
10. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. 
I remember bounding onto the boards many moons ago, shortly after the first release of the Persistent Spell feat, to declare that I had discovered (ta da!) the UNBEATABLE COMBO. Since Time Stop was a Personal effect spell, it could be Persisted!
(Oooh, aaah!)
I couldn't imagine why nobody had thought of this before. Of course, as it turned out, LOTS of people had thought of this before. Within about five minutes, I was directed to a ruling that said, "You can't do it."
I was disappointed, sure...but I accepted it and moved on.
There are a LOT of folks here with a lot of knowledge of the rules. Some of 'em are a little scary. They love nothing better than to go over a new rulebook with a fine-toothed comb looking for hidden gems.
Sometimes, a genuinely overlooked concept will turn up. The recent builds using Sanctum Spell are a good example. The feat's been around for a while, but nobody really looked at what could be done with it.
More often, though, if a seeming "rules loophole" is being ignored by the boards, it's because it's been hashed out in the past and found not to work. Perhaps there's something elsewhere in the rules that nullifies it; perhaps there was a clarification. Very occasionally, there's simply a board-wide agreement that the rule is wrong...as with the recent FAQ claiming that Polymorph allowed the use of templated forms.
If it turns out that your discovery falls into this category, the best thing to do is accept it and move on. Maybe the next one won't.
So: there they are. Make of them what you will.

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Party "Leader": "Hey new guy, climb down the rope and see what's at the bottom of this pit.

Me: "okay!" grabs rope and goes down...

Tiger rolls a crit and kills me with one claw swipe before I can do anything....

Party "leader": "Damnit. Did anyone see what it was?"

Everyone else: "no."

That was my very first character and that was his very first encounter. LOL

Next character was a wizard, and the DM had a house rule that you couldn't pick your spells, they had to be rolled randomly. This was back in the day before the word "Advanced" was put in front of D & D. I got one spell at first level... rolled.... wait for it.... Comprehend languages....

I was soooo very useful. lol. Next pit he jumped in without the rope...

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Using a tube to focus the element of fire and earth to hurl 600 lead balls a minute is real world magic bub. just cause you call it a fully automatic rifle don't mean it ain't magic.

Prof. A.C. Clarke has a quote about it, you might have heard.

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you could simulate this real easy. Have a friend pick a random youtube video of some politician somewhere saying something about some issue, but not tell you what it is.

now get several other of your friends to try and kill you while your friend with the video, at some point during the mess, hits the play button and then pause it after about 30 seconds. (note that is about 5 combat rounds, nice LOOOOONG spell)

can you tell EXACTLY what point the politician was trying to make? did you even notice the video? try it with someone speaking a language you only have a non fluent familiarity with, making gestures that may not be the same in your culture...

"distracted?" Bah... that's an understatement. lol

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using spellcraft in combat is a bit dicey. If your dodging around trying not to get slammed by that Orc and his buddies, it's not likely your going to see every move, hear every word, and such that the squishy mage across the room is doing/saying.

Having been in a few all out bar fights, I can tell you your not usually paying attention to anyone expect those in your immediate reach, and if you are paying attention across the room, your going get smacked with a chair.

So if someone calls Spell craft in the middle of combat, I'm going to ask if they want the negative modifier on their AC/CMD or on the spellcraft check. how big that modifier is will vary, but it's gonna be at least a 2 for starters.

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Ashiel wrote:
karkon wrote:

Another mechanic for profession is making rolls to do things your profession might do.

Problem is most of the things that you might roll these for are either so minute or rare that it doesn't matter anyway, or is already covered by an existing - more useful - skill. For example...

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So Profession sailor lets you make rolls on sailing a boat.

This is the iconic example for the profession skill being used in this way. Sailing has been heralded as an example of an adventure-useful profession, but there are also no set DCs, so really it's a matter of setting the DCs based on the 5 (easy), 10 (fair), 15 (hard), 20 (very hard), 25 (near impossible), and 30 (impossible) markers; and most sailing DCs are probably only going to be about DC 5-15, with only stuff like successfully navigating a giant whirlpool in the middle of a hurricane while dodging tornadoes being somewhere about 30-40.

Most adventurers aren't going to buy their own ship unless they already are sailors, or will rely on a trusty NPC sailor, or will buy passage to somewhere. Only in very specific campaigns will you want more than a hired NPC to help you sail somewhere.

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Profession Barrister lets you roll to make legal arguments in a courtroom (came up in one game).

Diplomacy, Bluff, and Knowledge skills also cover these things, and are more likely to be possessed by the party. Unless your character is a lawyer, again, this is something that is going to be more likely to be used by a hired NPC.

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Whatever that profession does you can make a roll to do it.

clerk (figure out filing system in the county clerks office so you can find a document)

12th Level Paper Pusher? Lame.

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fisherman (aka survival on the ocean)

Only if you're a deep sea fisher, which would also be a matter of sailing instead (so a profession makes this profession pointless).

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gambler (gambling, duh)
Most gambling is negated by cantrips or a 1st level cleric spell....

Well, I think what is being missed here is that profession can cover a wide range of skills.

For example: I am a librarian, You might not think about it but I have to know an awful lot about a good many things and a little bit about an amazing number more just to be able to navigate certain topics that my patrons may need. In game terms that means I could dump a few points into a bunch of knowledge skills, to represent wide passing knowledge, or I could put all of those points into profession and get the same effect.

I grew up on a farm, Profession in farmer lets me sink points in a being able to: heal with herbs, cookery, riding, healing animals, survival, animal handling, biology, botany, carpentry, lore of plant, earths, rocks, minerals, weather, basic blacksmithing, as well as diplomacy with other farmers, appeaser for the market both to sell and buy, wagon wain righting, etc... etc...

profession lets you have a ton of skills for few points.

the way I keep this from being broken is that these skills are all general level and cannot be used in combat without me giving it a nod, so usually these are used in conjunction with taking 10 or 20. a person who points all their points in ride is a SUPER rider, where as a farmer who rides a horse from time to time isn't usually in combat doing it. Exceptions might be diplomacy against a like member of the profession, needed in a hurry to bluff by the NPC or some such. doesn't happen often.

Basically if your running a ROLE-PLAYING group, this is really useful, if your playing hack and slash, likely not. My games are about story telling more than killing things, so It's a great skill at my table.