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28 posts. Alias of DEREK LANE 127.


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Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"This is it? THIS IS IT?" shouts Joadric when he finishes looking at Inoklar's plan. "Take over the city, kill the other guys. This was just a gang hit, writ large?"

Joadric grabs the javelin and shakes it, shouting to nobody in particular. "I got burned HOW many times, nearly killed, for a gang hit!!"

While he shouts, holding the javelin, the runes begin to glow.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

[BIGGER]THE END?[BIGGER]

Joadric retraces their path through the sewer, investigating each intersection and room along the way, to ensure Versevosh isn't hiding.

Unfortunately, with each intersection, Joadric and Peppin become less sure of finding Versevosh.

"He coulda gone this way," says Joadric to Peppin while looking at the open doorway, leading into a long narrow hallway shrouded in sewer stink and darkness. (AM23)

When Joadric and Peppin reach the sewer junction and flush room they find bloody caltrops littering the floor and stone walkway.

"Somebody, recently, came through here. Look at the blood," says Joadric, pointing to the caltrops. "'Course, it coulda been the two sharpers Horlith put to sleep earlier. They woulda woken up by now."

"Let's keep going."

The acrid smell of smoke still suffuses the hallway near where the fight with the goblin alchemist took place.

"Peppin, I think we've lost him," says Joadric. "There's just too many ways he coulda gone and I'm no tracker."

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)
Peppin Squek wrote:
"Bring his body and we'll ask if he had left any final wishes with the lodge. If we can gentle repose him for a few months I may be able to raise him myself. . . but we shouldn't let Versevosh get away. We need to put an end to this unholy alliance!"

"I agree, let us chase Versevosh and put an end to him, too." says Joadric. He shudders when looking at the remains of Horlith. He pulls out a cloak from his pack and throws it over Horlith's body.

"We'll have to run if we're going to catch that little goblin. Let's come back for Horlith. We won't be long. Either we find the goblin chanter quickly, or he'll be long gone."

Joadric picks up his rapier from the floor where he dropped it and hustles out the corridor after Versevosh.

"He must have gone this way. I didn't see him go by us the other way."

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"DIE, MONSTER! BURN!" shouts Joadric and he charges back into the room, pulling the final golden orb from his necklace of fireballs.

In his other hand is a vial of some sort of oil.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

F&+! me, what is this thing? thinks Joadric. He shivers, unnerved by the nightmare voice.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

The sound of Inoklar's voice is deeply disturbing to Joadric. Deep down, in the base of his stomach, he feels it.

It is like a nightmare from childhood, thinks Joadric. Bear Spirit protect me! It is an evil from the dreamworld come to life!

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"Lemme go first. I'll sneak up and see what's coming, if I can," says Joadric.

He slinks down the corridor, but finds himself stymied by the lack of light in the dank sewer tunnels. He waves Peppin forward and whispers, "We aren't gonna get the drop on these guys with this torch unless we can send the doctor and the slug in without us. They can, perhaps, drop some hurt on these goblins, then we can rush in with the torch and pound 'em. Whaddya think?"

Casters: can you Stealth forward? If so, gimme a Stealth roll, each, and I'll see if you can get the layout of the room before all hell breaks loose.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"Well, whatcha think, Sir Peppin?" asks Joadric. "Should we get a move on? No tellin' what all these damnable explosions have done to the rest of the greenskins."

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

Joadric Int check: 1d20 ⇒ 11

Joadric busies himself looking at the wall drawings, but doesn't connect anything with his previous experiences.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

Joadric looks about.

"There's gotta be something else around here."

He begins scouting carefully.

Perception Take 10: 20

He finds several vials (5) of alchemist's fire on the dead bodies of the goblin assistants, rusty dogslicers and an enormous amount of alchemical components of various sorts.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"AHHHHH! YOU WILL F#@@ING DIE, YOU LITTLE GREEN MOTHERF@#+ER!" screams the newly burning Joadric.

"I F%!@ING HATE FIRE! AHHHHHHHHH!"

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"Oh gods, get 'em off me, GET 'EM OFF!" shouts Joadric as he starts slapping at the spiders and flames burning all about him.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

Joadric turns to the others, "It's quiet up ahead. Too quiet?"

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"Right, expeditious retreat. Good idea," says Joadric. He cranks mightily and the trap door slowly closes.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"Aye, I'd be happy to take them," says Joadric. "I can take the fire, too. It will be a pleasure using against the little green skin monsters."

Ekkie, hearing this, moves away slightly. Her fear if obvious, but her innate fascination with fire and flames wars with her common sense.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

Joadric slowly recovers until the magical succor of Sir Peppin, Dr. Remulac and his own potions.

Peppin Lay on Hands 12pts
Dr. Remulac's CLW 5pts

"Many thanks, friends. That was terrible for a moment there."

Sense Motives
Peppin: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
Horlith: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21
Dr. Remulac: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
Ekkie: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (16) - 1 = 15

Sense Motive DC20:
You can see in Joadric's eyes a haunted, changed look. Something deep inside has been damaged by being nearly burned to death in alchemical fire. Who knows what will happen the next time he faces goblin fire? Will he flee? Will he fly into a monumental, unstoppable murderous rage?

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

The fungi ridden monstrosity rises up before Joadric, slamming him in the chest, briefly extinguishing the burning alchemical substance spread across him.

The fire immediately reignites when the slime creature pulls back, flickers of flame reaching up to Joadric's face. The heat is unbearable, burning hotter than any campfire the Kellid has felt. The flames lick into his hair, setting it alight. Indescribable pain sears, literally, through and across his scalp.

"Another few seconds and my skin will start to melt," thinks Joadric, eerily calm as he watches through the flames engulfing his vision and sees the slime-thing leap forward again.

"Who is that screaming?" wonders Joadric inside his head.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)
Horlith the Motherless wrote:
As a swift action, Horlith pops a wand of infernal healing into his other claw, pricking his hand as he does so. He slithers forward adjacent to Joadric (H15?).

"Outta my way, slug! I gotta get off this ledge!" cries Joadric as he begins creeping along the edge of the pit back towards where Horlith is standing.

I assume you meant H16 (H15 is inside a wall). And Joadric is trying to exit the pit area and the first safe location is H16! He could take H17, but that would block Peppin. He could walk through Horlith's square and stand behind him in G16. But then... Horlith would on the frontline and realistically, Joadric has taken very little damage, so he still feels fine acting as meat shield for Horlith. I'll assume you meant G16 (shoulder to shoulder with Peppin on the map).

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"DAMNIT! Cover me, halfing, while I get outta here!" says the big Kellid, as he begins inching back towards the group, away from the goblins.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"Damned things!" says Joadric quietly.

His Kellid temper begins to come to the fore, but at the same time he maintains control of himself, keeping relatively quiet in his swearing, so as not to alert anything else in the tunnels.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"OK, Peppin, my friend. You stay here, while we scout ahead. Let's go, Ekkie. Nice and quiet now," says Joadric, pushing Ekkie forward into the gloomly sewer tunnel.

"You go tell them you finished your mission."

Joadric draws his rapier slowly and quietly, following quietly behind Ekkie. He motions Remulac back and winces when he hears Horlith's clunking gear.

Joadric Stealth 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28
Ekkie Stealth 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (1) + 21 = 22

Up ahead, he and Ekkie spy a new tunnel, very close, that branches to the left.

Joadric Perception 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11
Ekkie Perception 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

Ekkie points ahead, bouncing up and down excitedly.

In a quiet whispers, she says, "A tunnel to the right. That's where they playing rat-a-tat!"

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

Joadric looks at Horlith and motions for him to cast the spell upon him.

"Right. Gimmee one a them, then, slug. Joadric learned the hard way before. Anything to keep the knife's edge away from m'skin."

He grimaces though, when Horlith uses the wand. His skin shivers at the touch of the magic. He smiles ruefully and mutters to himself, "Aye, the tribe dies hard in me."

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"Come now, you little green cretin," says Joadric in the sweetest voice you've ever heard. "The Blue-Haired doctor is certainly ko-rect. We not mad, now that our stuff we got back. But... we'd love to hear more why a goblin would be messing with the Pathfinders."

Diplomacy aid 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

His sweet voice is completely at odds with the man's gruff and rough presentation. His finger taps a small bird bone fetish hanging from his armor, <tink> <tink> <tink> creating a gentle, soothing rhythm.

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"I like yer thinkin', by the Bear Spirit's craphole, I do! Let's take her back behind the wall and beat the truth out of her," agrees the Kellid.

"But first... and he grabs a small necklace of golden orbs from the goblin's grasp, just as she was beginning to subtly fiddle with it.

"No more fiery fun for you, little one. This is mine." He turns to Peppin and grunts and stretches out his hand, offering the necklace of orbs. "Or it was mine. If a man can't keep his things, then he deserves to lose them. Finders keepers."

"The Great Bear called me Joadric when I came into the world. And I still go by that. Heimurl was my sire, so in your southern languages I be Joadric Heimurl. What's yer name?"

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

Joadric watches as the fireball bursts around Horlith and Peppin. He runs up, shouting, "And he's got my necklace of fireballs, TOO?"

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)

"THAT LITTLE SHIT'S GOT MY WAYFINDER!"

Grand Lodge

Male Human (Kellid) Rogue 4 (HP 33/33; AC 19, touch 15, ff 14; F+4, R+9, W+3; perception +10, init +6)
Westria wrote:

New and improved round two.

Westria breaks a nail, and decides she had enough of this chase. She decides she is going to go to the bar to drink the night away with her Eidolon, and walks away.

Just as Westria and Pouncer shrug and move off to the nearest bar, a huge roar is heard from the next door cottage from Bakrakhan House. The front door smashes open and a huge Kellid man, dressed in a mixture of traditional hides and more modern Avistani garb, bursts forth from the cottage, running straight towards the Outer Manor Wall.

"YOU LITTLE GREEN ROACH! I'M GONNA STAB YER THIEVIN' EYES OUT! COME BACK HERE!"

Clearly, he seems to have a beef with the little goblin currently fleeing the scene.