Jimmy-Joe Hayseed's page

Ah ain't scairt! Got me a fridge full of beer and a week's supply of Funyuns. Ah'm all set.

Waiting for 'The Storm' to hit.

Which it will, supposedly, do,... Tomorrow now, apparently.

:/

Only a tropical storm, but we actually had enough rain last August that areas not normally prone to flood, (like my house) actually got water. So keeping an eye on it.

Ah ain't scairt.

Ah ain't scairt.

A suburb with lots and lots of cows, and, on occasion, hillbillies.

Yeehaw!

Ah still ain't scairt.

Ah reckon so.

Ah ain't scairt.

Reckin so.

DSXMachina wrote:

He obviously thinks you have a small mouth. A purdy small mouth. :P

He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?

Ah reckin so.

Ah reckon so.

Time to continue reading a thread.

Ah jest look at thuh purty pitchers.

Solnes wrote:

I have french onion soup and a whole wheat badgah for lunch. :D

I didn't know they made bread in the form of Taig. FAWESOME!

Ah seen uh imuj of Badgahman on uh pie Miss Loretta made t'other day. Ah sed she awtuh sell it on thet Ebay thingamabob.

Ah tawk funneh evynown then.

Goddang hipsters.

I sure hope everyone out east is keeping their heads down. It could have been worse. The earthquake could have struck NOW.

Ah ain't scairt!

Ah ain't herd nuthin.

They were red necked wallabies.

Ayup.

Ah reckon so.

Wimmin wut kin count ain't nothin but trouble. NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, I tell ya!

::runs::

Yew got thet raht ol'feller.

Ah reckon so.

Mmmmm....squirrel stew.

starts playing banjo music

This led to a few minutes of hillarity as I thought up a whole scenario where my players have to escape from an elven rapist in the woods at night, that just got funnier the more I thought about it.

banjo music

Squeal like an orc!

Would it be better if we played some banjo music?

Whar'd evybuddy go?

Happy Birthday to me!

Yew tellum, Frank!

Goddang hippeh!

Ayup.

Ayup.

Mine!

Huh? Wuzzat?

Yew shor?

Mahn!

Ayup.

Ayup.

Ah reckon.

How many times do I have to tell you, I'm a redneck, I don't know how to read!! Now quit bringing it up! :P

Ah trahd summa thet book lernin wunce. Didn't lahk it, nosir.

How you doin brother cousin Jimmy-Joe?

Ah'm doin purty good, nephew pappy.

Ah reckon so.

Yeeeee Hawwww!

<Shoots a squirrel>

Shewt it! Shewwwwwwtttttttt!!!!!

Ah reckon so.

Ayup.

Goddang hippehs.

Ayup.

Ah reckon.

Ah shor kin simperthighs with ya. Folks awtuh speek Inglish proper like.

Ah reckon so.

Did I ever tell you about the time I met Johnny Cash? It was back in 1995 and I was living in Montgomery, Alabama. I used to go and put flowers on the grave of Hank Williams Sr. once a week, because I promised my Grandma that I would just before she passed away. One day I was there and this big black pickup pulled up and out stepped Hank Williams Jr. and Johnny Cash. They were doing a benefit show together that night and had stopped in to pay their respects. I tried to slip off before they saw me, but it didn't work and they stopped to talk to me. Then they invited me to lunch! So where does Hank Williams Jr. and Johnny Cash take a person to lunch? Pizza Hut! It was awesome.

Can I touch you?

Ayup.