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Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Oops, I was tired when I wrote that. I mean getting to the scientists. For some reason I guess I thought it was across another border? Anyway, I mean getting to the scientists without getting killed.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

"What have you uncovered, Nat? I don't think the scrubs around here know very much, just that there were scientists. We should find Smith, see if he knows how we should get across the border."


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

After Richard finishes helping Genny with what she asked for help with, he takes off the smock, "Well, it was nice meeting you. And thanks for the smock, and speaking of which, the suit improves the way people see me, which helps to make what you say sound more legitimate than it might usually. When dealing with people like I do, that's important. Now if you'll excuse me, I should go meet up with my associate and discuss some things. If you need anything of me personally, don't hesitate to find me." Richard then looks for Nat.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

"In addition, we are working on procuring additional funds to assist this camp in helping the region and its people recover from this war. But until then, the people here need you to help them. Not me, not American philanthropists, but you and you and you and all of you. Together, we will make a difference in this region." Networking, Mediation (Charm): 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 24

Once he and Nat are done speaking, he returns to Genny and puts the smock on. "Sorry about that. As you heard, I am here to help in procuring funds on behalf of the Chandler Global Humanitarian Aid; the American philanthropists I mentioned. And as you've seen, I also have a way with words. And speaking of which," Richard begins as he helps Genny with what she told him to do, "The reason I came all the way here is to gather information on the situation. My associate can handle the men in charge, but I prefer to people like you who might be a bit more blunt in their honesty, to get a better sense of what's going on. So, can you tell me anything about these attacks? And aside from the attacks, has anything else happened in the area? I heard some men mention something about scientists up north. Are they involved in the attacks?"


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason glances around real quick for some cleanish (not bloody) scrubs or such to put on.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason shows the woman his ID, "Richard Chandler II, Red Cross. Mind if you tell me your name? I'd like to ask you some questions while my associate gets in touch with the director." He touches her arm briefly and smiles, "But first, do you need any help?"


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

"Well then, we should probably get to work asking around, shouldn't we, Nat?" Jason looks around the tents for one that only has one person in it, preferably a woman.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

I didn't have internet for a few days. Sorry. "So, all we need to do is get 5km away from this village without being spotted by the moderate to heavy military presence? Sadly, my only contacts cover sleight of hand and security. So unless we need to sneak into a secure location, they won't be much help. Still, we should be safe here for the moment, so long as we keep out of sight."


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason takes his ID back and nods at the guards before getting back in the vehicle. Once everyone is inside, he speaks to Nat, "Good call. Knowing the Russians, I wouldn't have had much luck trying to seduce them myself."


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason steps out of the vehicle and shows the guards his ID without saying a word.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

"Damn communists," Jason mutters to himself, "But you've got a point. I hardly know much about medicine, but I've played the part before and at least this time I have a little bit of time to prepare...not that it didn't work last time. I was hoping I could use the promise of wealth and some guile to get us out of a jam of needed, but hey, I guess money really can't solve all your problems, can it?" Jason turns to Nat, "Of course, I wouldn't want to steal your thunder here, Nat, so how do you want to do this?"


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

"I believe my Richard Chandler identity could come in handy here. As we discussed, Nat, I'll be your benefactor, funding your trip and making a sizable donation to the Red Cross to earn the favor of the locals and the government. If anyone else needs IDs, I can attempt to forge some with the materials we bought before. Now, what else do we need? A vehicle of some kind?"


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

It's d20: Everything is up to skills :P


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Is there any way I could fit my Richard Chandler identity into this scenario? We're sneaking into Afghanistan, right? I think we already had the idea that I'm helping fund some Red Cross stuff here while also looking to build some oil rigs to export oil cheaply or something.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

"I've parashuted once or twice; always results in wrinkled clothes and unstyled hair. But that's what they pay me for. Once down, I'll need to freshen up as soon as possible before Nat and I procure a safe house."


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Oh, good idea. But um...does anyone have any money? I could woo the real estate agent into giving us a good deal, I'm sure. Or should we impersonate someone?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

What would be the first step to getting a safehouse?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

GM, do I still not have have access to my Lifestyle houses? If I had them, those would make good safehouses. One of them is a suite.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

"I agree with Smith. That's our primary objective here. Al-Salahar should be able to help us with that, seeing as we came all the way out there to find him. If we happened to help save the ISI from an attack and data theft, then all the better, but that's not what we were sent here to do."


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Can my Disguise skill be used on you, Nat? I invested in Falsify :)


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

"Is it Antonova, Nat?"


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason adjusts his cufflinks and tightens his tie after securing his gun under the left side of his double-breasted jacket. "Sounds like a plan. You go get the car started and I'll let Smith and Al-Salahar know we're going and meet you outside."


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

"I don't care what we do to her as long as I don't... get anything on my clothes in the process. Aside from that, my charm seems to fall apart upon hitting the language barrier."


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Smith :p Especially if it's a gift horse of torture.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason slips his swiss army knife into Smith's hand (trying not to be seen by the prisoner). "Nat, before I forget, could I have my gun back?"


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Does my swiss army knife have pliers?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

It makes sense that I'm botching my rolls seeing as I don't speak Russian :P I'm trying to charm her and probably insulting her in 3 different ways. In that case, actually: GM, Ward will stop trying to charm the Russian now.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Damn, Macomb isn't taking any risks, is he? Also, I'm not sure if I need to do anything during this interrogation? I (my character) don't speak Russian and you're already rolling for me, it seems.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

I'm out of town until tomorrow night. So I won't be on until then, or most likely, until Friday. Sorry :(


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason follows Al-Salahar into The Room.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason gives pursuit, "Hey, stop right there! You're either scared or an enemy, so stop or I will gun you down where you stand!" He fires off a warning shot to prove that he has a weapon. Bluff (Deception): 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25

I'm hoping that I can Run as a full-round action after her and fire off a stray shot as a free action? I'm not trying to hit her or anything, just proving that I have a gun. If I can't run and fire a stray shot at the same time, then I'll just standard move up to my speed and fire off a shot right past her but not try to hit her. Does that make sense?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Oh well, maybe next time. I already delcared my action.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Can I hear them?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason takes the pistol and heads out the door "I'll let you lead the way. We need to secure all other entrances."


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

I don't have to search for tools. I'm holding my swiss army knife already. I'll just use that to unscrew the lock, okay?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Can I see screws that could be used to unscrew the lock from this side and remove it? Realistically, there should be, right?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Does he have a gun on him?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Did he successfully kick the door down?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason steps back. "The door is locked. We need you to open it." If possible, I'll ready an action to attack with my knife on the condition that he pulls out a weapon.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Sorry, it was a long weekend and then today was the worst day I've ever had (or at least in the top 5). I'll try get out a reply real quick. Sorry.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Is it possible for Nat to tell me what she saw before I act, or no?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

I had rather intended to keep moving towards the door, opening it if I get close enough. Or is talking a full-round action?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

"Is the armory behind this door?" Jason asks, pointing at the door ahead of them. I assume the back room is behind a door within eyesight?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason follows Al-Shalahar, but yells back at Nat, "Remember, we only go by our codenames until we have the area secure!"


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason throws his gun to Nat then turns to Al-Salahar, "Can we get to the armory without getting in the line of fire?" Jason pulls out his swiss army knife, because an improv blade weapon is better than fisticuffs in a gun fight.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason slides the bag across the table to Al-Salahar after taking out two pastries for him and Nat. "Is this room secure?" He reaches into his jacket, grabbing an ID card above his concealed gun. Just to be clear, this is our contact, right?


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

"Thank you, um...what's your name? Oh, and we also brought some pastries for you guys. We figured you could use a snack." Jason offers them the bag so that they may take a pastry. I really wish I had a plan right about now.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

Jason looks for nametags on them.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

You'd be surprised how far a nice smile, a good outfit, and a fancy car will get you. Richard takes the money. Thanks for this. Now, I'll go buy us some treats to bribe the guards. You pull up and approach the guards. Use some of that advocate training of yours to get them to believe we're new interns or something. The ball is in your court now, Nat. Once pulled over, Richard looks for a street vendor selling coffee or pastries or something. If he hears them speak English, then all the better.


Male Witty Grifter Faceman 3 (6,000)

That's it, I think. I just need to borrow some money from Nat to get the plan going :P Well, it's more like a few ideas arranged in a sequence. 1) Get food, 2) Have Nat use her face at the door, 3) I walk up with food or drinks, say they're for the guys working, 4) Give food/drink to guards, 5) Go inside and use bribery as needed

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