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A Druid with Profession (cheese maker) and a cheetah animal companion named Chester.
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"Good man! Hear we go." Emanuel pries of lids and scoops out flour from the barrels and drops it next to the barrel in the wheelbarrow. The he takes the bag of blackpowder and some long wicks, and pours the blackpowder into a smaller barrel. He then stuffs a wick into the barrel gums it down with some tar. He places this barrell into the barrell of flour making sure the wick is sticking out, secure in that it won't fall or pull out, then looks to Witz. "Looks like you brought some extra gooey concoctions yourself. Maybe you should take over from here."
"Well there's wheat grain and corn grain and rice grain and barley grain and oats, millet, and sorghun grain and buckwheat. There's quinoa grain and fonio grain and rye grain and triticale grain. One of my favorites is rye grain cuz you can make rye bread and rye whiskey and rye beer and even rye vodka; but I really like the rye whiskey which is really really good. But my favorite favorite is corn flour which can be used in corn bread and corn tortilla's and corn flakes and corn chowder and cream corn and corn syrup and popcorn and can even be eaten from the cobb. It also is used in bourborn which is one of the best spirits in the world. Unfortunately, corn flour can also produce corn dust which if it too much of it is floating around in a silo, or a room in this case, and a spark or flame comes in contact it can explode!"
Sitting in the creepy dungeon, with who-knows-what behind the doors chilling his back, Dean turns to Emanuel and says, "Contagion! I should have told Wits to tell people my mutant goblin was contagious. Get people to keep their distance." "I guess its too late now. I just hope they get the right kind of flour. If not, it might not work, or we might end up with a blownup dungeon. That probly wouldn't go over well with the baron."
"Allright. Go on. We'll keep this thing locked up until you get back.
"Then let's get cooking," Dean replies, rubbing his hands together. He moves to the marble altar to see if it will budge. 1d20+1 "Reynard? Emanuel? A little help?" "Oh, right. I was lost in the sauce thinking about a special jerk recipe that might go off like a bang."
"It's a recipe for...disaster!"
"I don't plan to give her time to die of old age or starvation," Dean replies, "but I would like to have some idea where she is when we come back." "Tell you what. If we can get to the market and back soon enough, I think a barrel of flour with some waterskins strapped to it blown up with some blackpowder ought to blanket that room in enough s$@@ there ain't no nothin' that'll be able to remain invisible."
I would think in this type of setting, firearms would be martial weapons.
"Maybe Luc, Ninian and I should stick around to guard this door so the imp and those creatures don't escape, and Witz and Reynard run back up to get reinforcements as well as something to see the creature. Maybe a net too."
If this is the type of encounter that we should win hands down once we "beat the concealment" check, then sure, lets call it and move on.
Manny draws his heavy crossbow as he reaches eye level with the beastie and fires.
Emanuel will double move up the stairs and look over the balcony.
"We are wasting are time fighting this thing. Is there a purpose to being in here? If so let us be done with it and on our way. THIS CREATURE IS NO MORE THAN A PETTY ANNOYANCE!" He says loud enough to make sure the imp hears as he puts his crossbow up, "COME AND FACE LUC, SMALL, TINY, IRRITATING LITTLE BUG! HERE I AM, LOOK AT ME, I HAVE NO WEAPON." He finishes by raising his hands in the air with his palms facing inward and motioning for the creature to come get him. "I think you may be right. I'm wet and uncomfortable now. My flour is all gooey. Screw this." A dripping wet Emanuel steps out of the pool and goes to pick up the great sword that he dropped.
Emmanual will stand and try to grapple with the invisible creature once again.
"Oh my! Somethings in here!"
"You'll not get away that easy!" Emanuel screams as he leaps across the pool trying to tackle the invisible fiend.
Noticing that Ninian's eyes are glowing blue and that he seems to be concentrating on something, Emanuel draws his heavy mace and moves to protect him.
"You've read my mind little man. Let's have a look." Emanual moves to pick up his sword, then to join Witz by the well.
"Why you slippery little devil!" Emanuel attempts to grab the imp once again.
"No flour today. I'm afraid we'll just have to roast this imp with au jus!"
"There!" the aspiring celebrity chef shouts as he runs across the room, dropping his sword and trying to tackle the flying beastie.
"Well that's not a stew I'd like to try. Time to send it bake to the chef! And I use the term loosely."
As you enter the room, from the far end you hear a high pitched, female sounding screech. "You dare to intrude upon the Mother’s sanctum? You will die!" "Well I would hate for that to happen before I opened up my restaurant now would I?" Emanuel hefts his greatsword and walks over to begin ascending the stairs.
Emanuel walks forward towards the pool and looks in.
If you want to run the Iron Chef, I'll probably just go ahead with my plan to convert Dean's stats as above, so as to maintain continuity and keep a party healer. (I think Javell was originally planning to bring in another fighter.) If you want to run something healer-y, my original concept was a steampunky gnome electricity sorceress with a pet shocker lizard. But trying to run through an AP without some kind of healer is murder. I'm running a group through Second Darkness that's lost 2 clerics, and even with a bard, they're having a difficult time with the not-dying. I don't really want to continue with Emanuel, but I think he would be fun enough to finish this dungeon. I am thinking that when we finish, he will have enough money to open up a restaurant and kiss his fighting days goodbye. Maybe he can be a reoccurring character and th PCs can hang out at his restaurant. As far as characters, I was thinking of another Inquisitor, but vastly different. I really didn't like Ninian that much and was trying to come up with a replacement. I might look into Oracle as well.
"Don't mind if I do." Emanual kicks open the doors with a size 14 and steps forward with his greatsword at the ready. "Let's see what's cookin' behind door number two!" He finishes with a horrible attempt at poetry.
Bump for character creation rules.
Ready when you are. And thanks for helping hold this game together. Hp: Organized Play Characters
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