"Sounds good to me." Hector mutters and fills himself a mug.
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Hector raises a brow at Gwenhwyfar. After a moment he drops it and goes for an ale.
Hector grumbles.
Hector hand Torbin his old axe and follows Tauriell.
Hector tries the axe, weighing it in his hand. "That's a good axe." Then he undresses and tries on the chain mail.
Hector looks at Tauriell, then at Torbin and back at Tauriell "Ok." he mutters, his mind running in circles about the procreation thing. Once it gets out it will most likely have taken a wrong turn.
"All elves are girls. Never seen an elven guy." Hector replies.
A better axe sounds good to Hector, but elven chain? Hector contorts his face. "That's girl's armor."
"I can do without that. I don't like puny swords." Hector adds and puts the magical longsword on the counter.
Hector grabs the other arm of abomentolor, lifting him up in the process.
Hector checks his axe and finds it still sharp. "The axe is not good for those!" Hector tells, pointing at the dead hag.
Hector comes with his axe at her.
Hector doesn't like the idea of captured souls and smashes the jars.
Hector swings his axe in a wide arc and smashes it into the ice dup creature.
Hector keeps hacking at the thing.
Hector shakes off the attempt and ragefully swings his axe at the thing.
Hector keeps chipping away at the skulk.
Hector doesn't care much about those chameleons with their little daggers. Once they are in sight, he can hack away.
Hector moves over and axes the iced cultist.
Hector flies into a rage and charges the giant to hack away with his axe.
"Hi." Hector greets the others.
Sense Motive DC 18: Someone staged a booing crowd
"Ok, come this evening to to Fort Hazard." Tsadok grumbles and leaves.
"So that doesn't look too good. But I'm willing to turn a blind eye, if ye know what I mean." Tsadok tells Noonan and Estelle "For a price."
"Not so fast! I decide the result of the test. These two didn't fight from the boat!" Tsadok objects.
Tsadok gives up on climbing the boat. Hit chances to survive that are nil. "Hey, what are you doing on land again! Repelling is done from the boat." he shouts at Noonan.
Tsadok sees Jessica and starts cursing "You did that! You're going to pay for that!" He leaves the fight to come up on the boat and make Jessica pay.
Tsadok finally snaps out of it too. He is embarrassed and looks around who might have caused this.
"Hey get back on the ship! That's not how you repel boarders!" Tsadok shouts at Estelle.
Tsadok opens the cage of the ugly creatre and points it to you.
"Only the officers. But if you like it better you can try alone." Tsadok grins. He bags the coins and leaves the ship to release the giant.
Tsadok explains the next test while counting his coins. "Next you'll have to fend off someone who is trying to board your ship. I've brought someone." As you follow Tsadok's eyes to the dock you see a covered cage being rolled next to the Kraken. When the cover is removed you see a hideously ugly and obese marsh giant. "This is Fishpork." he says with a grin. Knowledge (Local) DC 13:
He is a favorite at several of Port Peril’s fighting arenas. Fishpork also has half a dozen large rocks in his cage.
Tsadok grudgingly congratulates the Lito and starts to retrieve his own coins.
Lito:
Tsadok doesn't bluff, he really has good cards. Also with every round you're allowed to drop your Hit roll and make a new one. Tsadok puts in your 5 and raises for another 10.
GM:
Tsadok takes his cards, and raises by 10.
Tsadok loses one, then wins one and folds the last three as Lito raises by five. So Lito has to drink five rum shots and Tsadok one.
Lito:
For Sense Motive: Something is fishy with the card dealer.
Tsadok:
Tsadok adds your two and wants to see. And loses. The next round of cards is dealt.
Tsadok:
Tsadok sets up a table on the deck of the Kraken and explains the rules. It's like blackjack with covered cards. With the addition that the winner of each round has to drink a shot of rum. Minimum bet to start is 1pp. You may draw additional cards. Then betting is done. Everyone can fold at any stage.
He also brought a guy to deal the cards.
"Such things happen. A good pirate could have handled that without falling from the ship." Tsadok laughs it off. "The next test will be a game of cards. You bring 100pp and we'll play a game of Bastards Fool."
"That is a failed first test. But there are two more to come. So let us continue." Tsadok calls out with a sleazy grin.
Tsadok waits til both contestants are in positon. "May the better pirate win. Go, go, go!"
Tsadok grumbles at Lito swaying the crowd but tries notto let it show. "The first test is to see whether you are passable sailors, not just “fancy jackets” who found themselves in command of a pirate crew. One of te officers must swiftly climb to the top of a nearby ship’s foremast and complete the tricky task of unfurling and setting the sail from the top yard without assistance, before one of my crew does the same on the mizzenmast. Magic assistance is not allowed. We'll use the Stingray for that."
Tsadok Goldtooth arrives with an entourage of cronies, and many spectators gather to see the entertainment as well. Tsadok starts with introductions "I'm here as the Hurricane King’s formal representative." He plays to the crowd as he explains the situation. "It’s unusual for a new, successful, but relatively unknown ship to request a letter of marque without the sponsorship of a recognized Free Captain. In this case, the Pirate Code requires the ship’s captain and officers to undergo “Testing” to determine whether they’re worthy of becoming Free Captains themselves. The pirate goddes forbid that we give a letter of marque to landlubbers playing pirates."
"Go tell your captain I'm coming." Tsadok orders, turns her around and smacks her on the ass to send her off.
"In an hour or so." the half orc smiles. "And there is a way you can influence my opinion of your captain." He adds, grabbing her at her behind and pulling her close.
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