Yeah, sorry... been a busy couple of days and now I'm in the middle of a brain-fried insomnia spree.
I'll see what I can do in asap.
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Mary follows along as well. She's intent on getting her prize of taking that other girl's money, thank you very much.
"Oh, walk it off you softie! Murder is simply the natural end of life!" She titters, reaching her creepy noodle arm over to catch one of the crying girl's tears. "Well... the nature end when Hardgore Mary is summoned to the stage, anyways." She steps over to look at the box, very interested in its contents. "The girl who said you needed help wants her share, too. I'll take it instead as my cut. Serves her right~" --Or so she says as she puts her finger to her mouth, thinking things over.
"Why?! That's obvious!" Mary points at the... Thrune? Interesting, but not her problem. "Dogs are many things. Slips can ride them, and they bark at would-be thieves. Moreover, they've been said since ancient times to manage to deal with faceless, nameless swarms of ill-wishers." She swings her scythe forward to point it at Eliselda. "" "Ill wishers no longer are nameless or faceless! She's been given form by the one who sunders the planes from their very core! Her name is Hardgore Mary, and you look upon the face of undying hatred!" With one final flourishing slash, the scythe returns to her shoulder. "No dog can stand before the sundering wrath of my blade!"
With one last flourish, Mary shoulders her scythe and laughs. "Ahh, the rush of combat! It feels like it's been ages. I take it that darkness has triumphed once more?"
Mary bounds her way over to the enemy, and runs her hand along the blade of her scythe. "Be tempered to smash through all who would oppose you. Die, die, DIE!!!"
Elise is still unconscious and fast healing back from -5, isn't she? Edit: disregard that i missed a thing.
You think that. Mary has had no actual screentime yet. So keep thinking it.
Still not crazier than the stirge.
Mary steps through the door and goes for a threatening pose with her scythe to scare the bejeezus out of their remaining mark.
I am and my life is now better for them.
Hey sean, are you ready to have your mind completely freaking blown? Even if you think you are.
If it makes you feel better, this means you're destined to become an unholy god of minmaxing and/or grognardism.
Mary backs away, her hearing still working just fine for the moment. When she gets within 10 feet of the downed bard, she snakes an arm around and touches her. "In the name of all things that break, I sunder these wounds!"
Mary moves quickly, hopping her way into the fray of combat on her stiletto boots (how do you even move in combat in those? Magical girl magic!!) to save a downed comrade. After a brief magical fingerswipe down the blade to power it up, her scythe flashes in the night as she cuts at the dog.
It does not accomplish much. She's still very new at this.
Mary moves along the palisade and uses her free action to speak when she gets to the point 5ft north of where she currently is. She spins her scythe around and laughs wildly, before striking a valiant pose. "When injustice needs assistance... The qlippoth call upon the powers of a one-woman apocalypse!" She jumps off of the palisade to the ground.
Mary lands a bit hard, but rises from her knees and slams her scythe into the ground bladefirst. "Good? Bad? I'm the girl with the scythe!" She roundhouse kicks the handle, freeing the blade and letting her swiftly run her fingers across its edge as she catches it. "Friend to enemies, and enemy to anyone who pisses me off!" She twirls the scythe dramatically, pirouetting in place before posing with it over her shoulder and her free hand in a 'come and get me' reach. "Abyssal Magical Girl Hardgore Mary has arrived! Don't tell your friends... or I'll kill you♥" With her introduction suitably introducted, she wastes no time in flinging out her arm and summoning up a fair bit of arcane power. "Give me fuel, unholy fire, give me that which I desire!" Her arms contort and stretch to a freakish length, letting her threaten much more ground than before.
At this level, the -2 is almost worth just not targeting touch ac in the first place unless they're in fullplate or sommat.
Since everyone is inside, Mary will go ahead and do the smart thing of double moving her way over from the forest to the tannery palisade and climb up the thing.
She's pretty sure that with all of the attention on the dog and the dog and the crossbowman and the others the odds of someone thinking to look up are rather low.
No hard feelings on our end. Hurricanes are unpredictable.
This *is* new but life is life. Here's hoping your home isn't messed up from the hurricane.
It's saying we're not authorized to join the game, can you give us the 'join game' link from the chatbox when you get into it? That should let us use roll20 to get in there and we can mess with stuff.
I am not specifically trying per se, but I do want to know if I can buy his book later.
...Can the Creedo of Maximum Awesomeness be bought in Cheliax, or are they still refusing to acknowledge this ridiculous upstart demigod who's clearly horning in on Gorum's territory?
Meanwhile, about 30 feet back, a vigilante hides in the shadows and waits for the rest of her team to break open the door so that she can sneak in after them. Waiting for the right moment to reveal oneself is just as important to the Creedo of Maximum Awesomeness as actually being awesome when you do, after all.
10-4 good buddy
...sudden realization: How are we going to maps? There's the google images, and the roll20 options, we're all familiar with both I think.
Will do. Also yes, Matt. Yes you are very weird. Weirdo. Being weird. Ew. Look at that weirdo. Everyone point and laugh at him. Weirdo.
Hey GM! Important 3PP feat question. Vigilantes don't get an extra vigilante talent feat due to them being usually worth a lot vs normal feats, but at least one 3PP team seems to be looking at a way to change it, using the Extra Evolution feat as a guideline. Would this feat be doable? Talented Vigilante
Effect: Gain an additional Vigilante Talent. You must meet all prerequisites for this talent. Special: This feat can be taken once at 2nd level, and again at 5th, 10th, 15th, and 20th.
I vote for Granth Fastfoot. Because screw you. 8|
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