So I am at school and can't check is there a position where I can flank this dude?
I want to paint the picture I see in my head. We have Cimri, and a dancing Alchamist slapping at a dude while deaf, then he looks over and sees a jumpscare at the window, that w ont go away and is staring at him funny, then this magical girl with noodly arms bursts on and starts flailing her noodle arms around to intimidate him. This is the most ridiculous set up I have been in. And I have been in alot.
Still not crazier than the stirge.
Needs more planks.
To answer your question, Mr. Torgue, there is no Flanking Position available.
I swear, this opening encounter is one of the biggest failfests I've ever been party to. lol
Worse than the stirg?
You know I am so tempted to just chuck an alchamist acide at him and hit Cimri with the splash damage anyway.
The Battle with the Stirge™ lasted two rounds. There was a single round of weepy flailing and then things were finished. This has been a dice rolling disaster from the start. ^_^
I'm suddenly very thankful to have picked a witch. My next hex has been picked for me, even.
Well I'll tell you this, Elise is VERY unimpressed with how under-prepared this expedition was!!!
Nevermind that she's, y'know, part of the problem. That's irrelevant.
Oh don't worry, I'm sure this will all end with us bickering and making snide remarks at one another. Hell I wouldn't be shocked if you get pissed at Torgueila for laughing when you went down lol.....Actually now that I look over the party I think Eliselda and Torguiela are the most catty ones honestly. So FWI, any mean things said by the character is not personal, he is just a prick. I'm sure it's the same feeling vice versa.
You think that.
Mary has had no actual screentime yet.
So keep thinking it.
Yeah I'm sure she's super catty.....if she ever gets more than ten minutes of screen time. Though frankly I am totally gonna call her out privately as being that chick who constantly runs off. and I don't care how good your disguise is, that does not make logic stop existing lol.
Eliselda, are you holding your action?
Elise is still unconscious and fast healing back from -5, isn't she?
Edit: disregard that i missed a thing.
i also missed the potion thing, i'll get on my turn now
GM, Could Torgueila be magically cured of his deafness by the shrill yelling of Mary, just so it can immidiatly make him want to be re deafened lol. I wanna ask this just so I know how my next post will go lol. Also Cassie will join these goofs after classes.
it is SUCH a shame that half of you are deaf right now
or it's a blessing, for that half
either way
Right? Unfortunate.
So I figure it's more fun yo keep her identity secret, make little pokes about it. After all she is the only other chaotic Evil character, she does things he totally approves of.....For anyone who has played fallout 4, think like Hancock during the silver shroud quest lol.
Did Eliselda get lost in the woods?
I'll kick her.
Dances
The front door of the mansion begins blinking in a very immersion breaking way.
Oh, I thought we'd already gone in. Derp de do.
Is it just me, or has Paizo been logging us out every day?
I assumed it was some weird bug on my end. Strange.
Also, It's been more than a week since Eliselda posted. How do we want to proceed?
I think she's waiting for the next story beat to respond to, more or less.
Well, I had been waiting for her to actually enter the house, but I'll just move things along tonight when I get home from work.
Well it figures I roll well when it's inane b%&#$!!~ lol.
Godamnit, that trait would have been IMMESERIBLY valuable to me orz. CURSE YOU BAD ROLLS!
RNGesus giveth, and RNGesus taketh away.
I really hope that creepy guy is singing this in the tub. Like with a straight up rubber duck and loofa on a stick.
Like I don't even know if it's him. It could be a water monster trying to drown us. I just like the idea of these two sneaking off to find satiate their curiosity, just to find a wrinkly naked dude in a bath lol.
we can only hope and pray that that's the case, because it is objectively the best outcome
in other news, will this site PLEASE STOP LOGGING ME OUT AND HIDING NEW POSTS???
Seriously. I think, for whatever reason, they've been doing site maintenance a lot more frequently than they usually do.
Today is the first time in a while that I haven't been logged out, lol
I realize that I forgot to mention the new map being up.
So...this is a point in the adventure when it is necessary for the characters to converse amongst themselves and come to a decision about what is to be done. I'm sure there will be plenty more to come.
Yeah, sorry... been a busy couple of days and now I'm in the middle of a brain-fried insomnia spree.
I'll see what I can do in asap.