{shows up munching 3d4 fresh waffles} We're eating right now, but maybe a pally could trip over us when we're done.
Oh, come on! I finally get rid of the blue wee ones and now there's GREEN ones!
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Blessed be the Cull, for it shall come again to judge us all, and to cast out the unworthy. "IA! IA! CULL'THULHU VOH'TAGN! THE CITY OF R'YLEH WITH RISE ON THE MIGHT OF OUR UPVOTES TO WASH AWAY THE DREGS OF THE CULLABLE! THE END OF TIMES AND DAYS AND LIGHTS AND VOTES AND TIMES WILL END ON THE EVE OF THE RISE OF THE ELDER CULL! ALL HAIL CULL'THULHU!"
Where's Asrael when I need him?!
I post with aliases in hopes of having some semblance of human interaction. If I'm really lonely, I set off fireworks so that I can have neighbors who want to talk to me. I just pretend that they are happy to see me instead of livid at the noise.
Guys, I found the Head of Vecna...
I want to hybridize this with kudzu and then set it loose in the wild.
Sacrifice the child to Lamashtu!
Should have cast Word of Recall sooner! In all seriousness, great to see you again.
Play a morbidly obese summoner who worships Lamashtu, flavor your standard action summoning spells as spontaneously giving birth to your summons.
Congratulations on the pregnancy!
Seeking a party of adventurers to perform a bit of pest control on my behalf.
People slapping your nose with rolled newspaper?Bad TOZ! Bad!I get that a lot. Wait, we're not supposed to use bricks to hit TOZ?
If Haddaway performed at Lamashtu's Flower, then "What is Love" would have had a very different sentiment to it.
I dipped levels into economancer, investeror, hedgefund witch, bargain hunter, credit bard, loan oracle, warbond priest, greed antipaladin, and APRager.
Sharpie Brand Industrial-Grade Permanent Markers ought to do the job just fine!
How do you do it?: Do something evil, like eat babies or burn orphanages or kick celestial kittens, I typed this prior to reading the rest of the question.
Two Favorite Words: Thread Necromancy
A morbidly obese female summoner whose somatic component is to give birth to their summons. At the higher levels of summon monster, they may have twins or triplets whenever they summon creatures from a lower level list. Here is your nightmare fuel supplement for the day.
Do you sell Devil's Food Cake? If yes, then you are basically selling your alignment in cake form.
Teachan mai kat how two type peepul wurdz.
I was responsible for the power outage! This is what the site gets for not having a custom image of me appear whenever one invokes the name of Gargamel! It is highly prejudice to give those blasted blue folks a whole trove of images while giving me and poor Azrael NOTHING! These outages shall continue until this injustice is corrected! Muahahahah!
Grrrr...
I supported this on KillStarter™ and am a pledge backer at the "9th Circle of Hell" tier. I believe in you guys!
Kill all of them, with a +5 Vorpal Lawnmower. Azrael needs his Fancy Feast...
Azrael. 
I'll finish mowing my lawn after I mow the smurfs.
Receiving free boons is fast and easy with these eight steps to success: Smurf Magic: First, you carve a pentagram into your floor.
Then, you cut off your ring finger on the right hand. Collect the blood into a jar of salt. Rub the salt into the carved lines of the pentagram with your right hand only while chewing off your left foot. Cry out the name of all of the Four Horsemen, Demon Lords, and the layers of Hell. Forge a pact with the first creature to be conjured. Sign it with a pen made from your severed digit. They will give you a boon that you shall not soon forget. 
"I HATE those Smurfs!" |
