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I was responsible for the power outage! This is what the site gets for not having a custom image of me appear whenever one invokes the name of Gargamel! It is highly prejudice to give those blasted blue folks a whole trove of images while giving me and poor Azrael NOTHING!
These outages shall continue until this injustice is corrected! Muahahahah!
Dedicated Voter Season 7
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OK guys, I'm in the clear - in a bunker at an undisclosed location.
There is a terrible snowstorm outside that I think has confused the cave raptors and thrown them off the trail!
HA! Take that Paizo minions! Your masters can't control the weather! At least not yet...
Which gets me to thinking... what if the freaks at Paizo use this snowstorm as an excuse for another "power failure?" What if they time it for exactly 4:59pm EST??!!
Now I'm really worried...
Gotta go... I hear some scratching outside the 3" thick steel door...
Remember... TRUST NO ONE...
(...and wear your tin hat!)
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Ohhhh, is this the server button that switches things off for a while while "THE" post is made...?
Mmmm, dare I press it?
<plonk>
I dared :P
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A victory for Chaos, yeeesssss.
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Dude, the storm is to isolate you from help, man. Now you are in the realm of the really bad ones!
The Arctic Tundra Cave Raptors. You fell into the most basic trap man! The scratching isn't the ones you have to worry about, they are already there. They were waiting for you.
Game over man, Game over!
Releaze zhe houndz! I mean zhe raptorz, yez!