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Pally dumbs like Lennie taste gud!

I think LazarX has the right idea. A True Primitive can't read or write, but might still be quite gregarious and well-socialized. The Feral Child seems like it's just asking for disruptive role-play ("I sniff the diplomat's butt because I was raised by wolves! I take a dump in the potted plant because that's how bears do it in the forest! Aren't I hilarious, guys?")

:D

Words

But what do you taste like?

Well, I could introduce you to this really well balanced group!

Or I could invite you to my group instead...

I'll have to check with my subjects!

FACE HUGS!

I find it hard to GM without it. Grunts and arm waving only go so far.

:)

face-grabbing spell casting npcs

:(

I haz unscrapeible grasp!

BADWRONGFUNZIES!

AVERAGE!

Okay, I surrender in the cheese wars.

GIMME YUR CHEEZ!

They could of course not as well.

AND IT WILL BE THE LAST RULING THEY EVER MAKE!

the best level one build that has no concern for the future, and is pfs legal?

ME!

Garble Facechomper wrote:

CHIKIи!

No name calling else the moderators may throw you back into the goblin cage.

He sed nuggetz!

CHIKIи!

Kyle Baird wrote:

/tangent for attention?

You get enough attention as it is big guy.

**HUGS**

The WHW's hair does the grappling and she remains grapple condition-free per the ability.

Not meeeeeee!

Too many numberz Bruno! Just bite them!

Finally, I can join the Garble Facechomper faction.

Zog is new faction!

Akinra wrote:

TOZ wrote:

At Phoenix Comicon we had a TPK in Library of the Lion.

Err.... How? You can easily avoid all combat?

One idiot attacked the Guardian.

WUZNT ME!

Garble so strong—will make a good king.

Jarl Rukk believes in you.

You will be great warrior for Zog!

Standard Action (to nibble a little bit): CMB: 1d20 + 37 ⇒ (13) + 37 = 50
Move Action (to pin): CMB: 1d20 + 27 ⇒ (17) + 27 = 44
Free Action: Laugh (thus releasing pin)

WORDS ARE CONFUSING!! WHY DO THINGS MEAN MORE THAN ONE THINGS?!

RUKK WANT TO RESSLE?

Intimidate: 1d20 - 7 ⇒ (7) - 7 = 0

**RAWR!**

since the grappler also has the grappled condition

NOT ALWAYS!

ME CAN SPEAK!

Bruno grapple Starstone.

Bruno become god.

Bruno domains Grapple and Pin.

Bruno only herald is Tyup, an animated piece of rope.

When the earth shake, that Bruno grappling. When sky rain, that is Bruno sweating. When it snow, Bruno probably drop his ice cream.

Bruno further detailed in Paizo 2015 release, "Brunos of the Inner Sea." Feature new feats like 'Grappling with Guilt' ("instead of receiving an Atonement, you may make a grapple check against your inner self-loathing") and new archetypes (Armwrestling Alchemist, Crushing Cleric, Wrasslin' Rogue, etc).

Garble grapple Bruno?

Well I look forward to running for some of you at GENCON. I am looking forward to seeing how you do if you are in my Bonekeep 3 table so enjoy and good luck.

Garble eat rats and spiders and now ruler of Bonekeep!

A barbarian who doesn't buy wands gets healed at my discretion. A barbarian who doesn't buy wands because it's "not in character" but will happily accept healing from someone else's wands is also a hypcocrite and/or a devout member of the Church of Cheapass:

"Oh, my religion forbids drinking unless someone else is paying for it."

Wut? Doz yuz mean Zarongel?

we could arrange for a Goblin assassination.

WUT?

*Slap* Garble, don't touch those...

AoO? ;-)

Can I eats it?

BITE THEM!

Me use slaves to rebuild Zog.

Dealing damage is dumb.

Look, even an INT 5 nagaji paladin can ID a goblin by taking 10 on an untrained Knowledge (local) check.

WUT NAGIJY?

JOOST BITE DEM!

You know you're in trouble when you get to the table and...

...Bruno can't grapple it.

YUZ NO GRAPPLE ME!

GARBLE LIKE NEW SEASON! MORE HORSEZ AND DOGZ AND PRESTIGE! YAYYYYY!

Garble bite big cat spider thing!

Garble is here now.

Me want paladin levels too!

This hurts brain. *searches for manacles*

Garble want butt dress!

Greed is good!

We just scuses for long shanks to be disruptive. Check urself!

New favored enemy, Gnoblin!

WUT?

This is the proper way to play a barbarian.

Who's playing?

Garble Facechomper wrote:

Walter Sheppard wrote:

Garble Facechomper wrote:

Walter Sheppard wrote:

This comes up because one of my characters eats his potions, dealing some minor glass damage as they go in... and as they come out >.>

MMMM! TASTY!!

FTFY Garble.

WUT?

What? Do you know of a faster way to get the magic medicine into you than simply swallowing the whole thing, bottle and all? C'mon Garble, use your head here.

WUT?

Garble Facechomper wrote:

Walter Sheppard wrote:

This comes up because one of my characters eats his potions, dealing some minor glass damage as they go in... and as they come out >.>

MMMM! TASTY!!

FTFY Garble.

WUT?

This comes up because one of my characters eats his potions, dealing some minor glass damage as they go in... and as they come out >.>

Hmm...