Fritz Fratz's page

I am not a ratfolk, I am a Ysoki!

Chronicle is good, thanks for running this for us Eric!

Fritz shoulders his gun "Thank ya all, we were a good team."

When Zoey throws her finger heart he sighs that one has a lot to learn...

Thank you all for this great game! GM, thanks for running!

Sorry guys for disappearing like that. Somehow it seems I have displeasured Urgathoa, she sent a nasty plague my way.

I am recovering now. Unfortunately that does not mean I will rejoin you as I will be leaving for a family holiday tomorrow. I will be back on March 6th and hope I am fully recovered at that time.

Shoot KAC at Ratrod: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17

"We are in this to win it!"

Shoot KAC at Nyzin: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

Fritz fires a shot at Nyzin at just 25 feet. It is almost too easy at this distance...

"Come on girl, you can do better!" Fritz yells at Zoey, while he lines up a shot a the leader. Just when he presses the fire button the cart hits a hole in the track and the shot goes wide...

"OP! Keep her steady!"

Shoot KAC at Nyzin: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

I am firing a EAC weapon, I thought we had 2 of those and 1 KAC

Fritz grabs one of the remote controls for the guns to hit at +1 and aims it to fire at Ratrod

Energy or Kinetic? 3 is Kinetic: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Firing energy weapon at Ratrod: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

"When do we start this race? I think we have improved this thing as far as we can." Fritz says while he cleans his hand on an old rag.

For remote controlling this thing I have a +8 on piloting, excluding the +6 from our upgrades

No problem GM, real life comes first. Hope your friends will fully recover from whatever brought them to the hospital.

I will be out of internet this weekend, back on Monday. Please bot me when required

Engineering for more speed: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12

"OP! What are you doing!" Fritz quickly gets a fire extinguisher and makes sure the racer does not burn down. Doing that distracts him from his own job which was to make install a spoiler on the back for more downforce.

Yep, piloting

Engineering for speed: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

"This is all going great, now let me see if I can grease the gears"

Engineering: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23

"Now we need to take a look at the suspension, so it can turn better"

Sense Motive to check competition: 1d20 ⇒ 3

"Thanks Neroo! That human did not think to check the oil filters, so I am cleaning them. I don't want to get oil on my fur, you have no idea what it takes to get it clean again."

Engineering: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24

"Let's start by having a look at your engine, I think I can do some good there"

increasing speed by 5 ft.

Fritz does not even notice that Torith and Zoey disappear, he is upside down in the engine compartment "Can someone hand me an old rag?"

"Pfah! I am probably a better pilot than she is! So, how far did you get without us?"

"Yes sir! We are on it!" Fritz salutes and moves outside where he hails a robocab while he shouts back to the others

"Come on! Move it!"

On the ride back to Absalom station Fritz pulls out his hygiene kit from his cheek pouches and starts grooming, which takes the entire trip. When Radaszam finishes the ysoki yells out

"We are to beat Ratrod? Do you have any idea how good he is!? Trust a human to make a mess of things!"

The dampness causes Fritz' fur to stand up straight. The fuzzy ball of fur that was once Fritz growls "I hate it when that happens!".

He looks at where Neroo is pointing and levels his gun "Can I shoot it?"

"I can deal with this friend for you" Fritz says while he moves to the next room

Fritz turns to Torith, one paw out You owe me five credits pal!"

I bet five credits that they are undead imposters Fritz whispers to Zoey

"And that would be just the thing they want you to believe! Still, you could be right, you go talk to them, I will cover you."

"Don't believe it! They are probably zombyfied remains of human children, waiting to ambush us!"

"Yes, Auntie Fitch. But a distant aunt, I think my great grandfather and her great grandmother once made out or something like that. With us Ysoki it is better to call everyone aunt, uncle or cousin. We are probably related somewhere."

He pulls out the big gun

"But there is a job to do, if it this is anything like that 'zombies in space' thing I saw the other day on the interwebs we will be assailed by the living death in three, two....." he jumps into the next intersection now!"

Seeing the empty corridor Fritz looks at the other Starfinders "What? That they aren't here does not mean they are not on the ship!"

I am suffering from a severe headache, please bot me if required. My apologies.

"Armada it is! Let's see auntie Fitch!"

"Good idea OP"

Fritz goes to the warehouse, looking for anything else that seems out of place.

Reaction cannon, light: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
Damage (P): 1d10 ⇒ 2

Fritz fires his last bullet and reloads

Reaction cannon, light: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 - 4 = 10
Damage (P): 1d10 ⇒ 5
Reaction cannon, light: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 - 4 = 16
Damage (P): 1d10 ⇒ 3

Two large bullets shoot toward the alien!

Reaction cannon, light: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 - 4 = 6
Damage (P): 1d10 ⇒ 3
Reaction cannon, light: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 - 4 = 8
Damage (P): 1d10 ⇒ 8

Fritz quickly fires two shots to distract the alien "You're not eating us!". The shots go wide and the ysoki grins "Trying to get it's attention away from you guys!"

In that case I will delay

Fritz readies his cannon, ready to shoot it when the creature shows itself again

Readied attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Damage: 1d10 ⇒ 3

Fritz follows in behind the drone, his auto-cannon ready

I will be offline until December 29th, please bot Fritz where needed.

The girl did not like the present, I wonder what he sees in her anyway!

"Sure, it is your present, you can do whatever you like with it"

"Let's go see Historia first, we can then tell Ziggy how she reacted. I hope I can take a short nap in that robo-cab"

@Zoey: Drat, now I need to decide whether Fritz is cold-hearted enough to sell his copy with your message on it...

Fritz accepts the copy from Zoey "Thanks" and stuffs it into his pouch without looking.

"I feel tired, do we need to deal with that alien now or can it wait till tomorrow? Shall we ask Ziggy?"

Fatigued: You cannot run or charge; you take a –1 penalty to AC, attack rolls, melee damage rolls, Reflex saves, initiative checks, and
Str- and Dex-based skill and ability checks; and you reduce your encumbered limit by 1 bulk.

Fort: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
Ref: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

"Oh man! I have had it with this! I will curl up there in that corner, you can wake me when you are done. Get me one of those records, I will pay you back later"

Fritz takes out the piece of rice candy from his cheek pouch and holds it out to the others "Anybody want some? This album better be better than what I heard on the holomusic net, what a load of crap that was."

With such a huge market for it I must be able to sell the album at a premium!"

Fritz grabs a piece of rice candy "Thanks!" and stuffs it in his cheek pouch to store for later

"Incinerate? I only have two weapons, one that fires bullets and the other freezes. Is that also alright? I can blast the freaking alien, is that the one we heard about on the holonet? The one that speared one of the security personnel?"

Fritz takes out the weapon "Ooh, nice! Can one of you use this?"

Longarm, 1d8 Cold damage, Critical effect staggered, range 60 feet

After the loot has been distributed Fritz nods "Yes, let's go see Zigvigix"

”Their IDs probably say ‘Stupid’, ‘Stupid’ and ‘Stupid’” Fritz jokes while he reloads his cannon.

Reaction cannon, light: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 - 4 = 8
Damage (P): 1d10 ⇒ 1

Reaction cannon, light: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 - 4 = 17
Damage (P): 1d10 ⇒ 7

”He, blue boy! Look at this!” Fritz taunts his next target

1 round left before needing to reload

I thought that firing into melee was not a thing anymore. Did I imagine that?

Torith, Green is down. I have repositioned you to red as you did not have the movement to reach blue

"Yeah baby! And you are next!" Fritz yells at the thug with the red bandana