Follower of the Jill's page

NECROMANCY!!!

Homerule it, and get over it.

Casts True Ressurection

Gark the Goblin wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

I'm bummed. I skimmed thru the 1st 30 pages and haven't found any posts from me. I'm a bad treant. I need to be spanked. Solnes? LJ? Treppa? ;P

Well, if you insist.. ;)

It's been a while since this avatar has come out to play.

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. . . Who?

Well, now I'm insulted. *pouts*

Does this help jog your memory?

** spoiler omitted **

MISTRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mac Boyce wrote:

Any news on the exams lyn?

Well, two of my classes I ended at 97% so that's good, but I'm still waiting for the results from my last exam. I had a 97 going in, but the exam is like twenty percent of the grade, so I'll be stressing over it until the results are posted. I can't get below a B, but I really want to keep that 4.0 GPA. (Yes, I know, I know, I'm a bit nuts, but I need to transfer to a 4 year school after next year and a 4.0 makes it a lot easier to get accepted where I want to go.)

You'll get the 4.0. You're the BEST!!!

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Ia!! Ia!! Ia!!

...let the latest meeting of the cult of cthulhu come to order?

first up on the agenda a proposed color change in the identity hiding robes....

I like yellow and purple.

I like yellow. And I like purple. But I'm not a huge fan of the combination. One or the other people! :)

I vote yellow. Easier to hide the pee when Hast....I mean "He Who Will Not Be Named" shows up.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Ia!! Ia!! Ia!!

...let the latest meeting of the cult of cthulhu come to order?

first up on the agenda a proposed color change in the identity hiding robes....

I like yellow and purple.

I have emerged victorious from my encounter with the advanced dish monster. I really need to stop letting it grow so large between battles.

VICTORY!!!!!!

Mmmmmm...yes we do...

Urizen wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Great. SyFy is teaming up with Animal Planet to green light a series.

What about?

/Sarcasm

eh?

Flew over your head, didn't it?

I guess. What series, though?

Silly TAD.... it was a joke. :D

Well, I never did figure out why Chrome wouldn't work for me, but Firefox seems to have gotten over whatever its issue was so I uncollapsed the rest of the sections of the board now. I don't even want to know what I missed. Not going back and reading all that. :)

MISTRESS!!!!!!!

HmmmmMMM...dong...

Oh my...

That's not nice at all.

Dark Solnes wrote:

Careful who you're calling the whore darling...we can't get these ruffians too excited...

I think teh last time She excited anyone FDR was in office. ;)

WHAT?????

Who is this "FDR"??????????

Help Mistress!! I am being slandered!!!!!!!!

Follower of the Jill wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

GOOD EVENING, MS SOLNES!

he he he. Hi Mairk. :D

** spoiler omitted ** ;)

Yeah, but Mrs doesn't go with a first name. I was going for the old Southern call women Miz + first name thing.

We could always go with Mistress Solnes....I like that! ;)

There is only ONE mistress and it is NOT YOU!!!!

HMPH!!!!!!

Pshaw, listen here old woman....There is nothing sadder and more pathertic than on old whore....move on! ;)

WHORE????????? Why I've never even....well...SHUT UP!!!!!!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

GOOD EVENING, MS SOLNES!

he he he. Hi Mairk. :D

** spoiler omitted ** ;)

Yeah, but Mrs doesn't go with a first name. I was going for the old Southern call women Miz + first name thing.

We could always go with Mistress Solnes....I like that! ;)

There is only ONE mistress and it is NOT YOU!!!!

HMPH!!!!!!

Mac Boyce wrote:

Alright. Time to go to the Wedding Expo that I so want to go to. :)

** spoiler omitted **

Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have fun. ;)

Yes mistress!! I will!!!!!

Mac Boyce wrote:

Urizen wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Why is it that only CJ has had any love for my Chromatic Dragon?

Well, I want a Chthonic Dragon.

No, you just want Tiamat!

Well yeah, I do. :P

See...thats why you are on the Mistress's "No-No" list.

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Waitasec....I was joking. Were you? ;)

wouldn't you like to know? ;)

Just can't see that happenin'. ;)

Can't see what happening?

You two swinging.

I like swings!!!! Wheeeeeeee!!!!

Solnes wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Solnes wrote:

This would be why you are one of my faves. You remind me of hubby. :D

Just wait until the topic of swinging comes up. :P

Hush you! And the point of swinging is to be with and meet like minded but different from what you already have people. DUH!

Waitasec....I was joking. Were you? ;)

Wait...we're not gonna go on swings?

cries

Solnes wrote:

This would be why you are one of my faves. You remind me of hubby. :D

Just wait until the topic of swinging comes up. :P

We're gonna go on swings!! WHEEEEEEE!!!!

BOW BEFORE THE JILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

That should be better. But we really have to work on your alcohol tolerance, sweetie. You'll never last until the Jello wrestling if you pass out after the first drink. :)

Oh thank you mistress!! I'll work on my drinking...but what is this "Jello Wrestling" you speak of??

Oh, at the Jacks' parties, after we've been drinking for a while the girls will often wrestle with each other in a big vat of Jello. Naked of course. Otherwise your clothes would get too sticky. :)

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I...I don't know mistress...I am still...um....."Holy".

We can take care of that for you baby

Burp

Oh dear me no....you are way...too SMELLY.

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

That should be better. But we really have to work on your alcohol tolerance, sweetie. You'll never last until the Jello wrestling if you pass out after the first drink. :)

Oh thank you mistress!! I'll work on my drinking...but what is this "Jello Wrestling" you speak of??

Oh, at the Jacks' parties, after we've been drinking for a while the girls will often wrestle with each other in a big vat of Jello. Naked of course. Otherwise your clothes would get too sticky. :)

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I...I don't know mistress...I am still...um....."Holy".

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

~Kicks her when she is down then looks for loose change~

I can't help myself.

Hey! Watch it!

Oowwwww...my sqidleyspooch....

Help...

*glares at the Jester*

*casts a healing spell on the follower*

That should be better. But we really have to work on your alcohol tolerance, sweetie. You'll never last until the Jello wrestling if you pass out after the first drink. :)

Oh thank you mistress!! I'll work on my drinking...but what is this "Jello Wrestling" you speak of??

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

~Kicks her when she is down then looks for loose change~

I can't help myself.

Hey! Watch it!

Oowwwww...my sqidleyspooch....

Help...

Follower of the Jill wrote:

*SQUEEEEEE*

I am honored again!!!! The Jill favors me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Errrr....I'm pleased that you're pleased. :)

Have some tequila.

drinks the tequila

Ohh this stuff is good... what is in...

falls unconsious on the ground

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Follower of the Jill wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Well I'm off for a bit. Ya'll have fun.

Before you leave, have you thought about your future with the Jill in Heaven?

Have some phamplets and think about it.

Er, I don't spend much time in Heaven these days. Not enough parties. ;)

Mistress....Heaven is what you make of it. ;)

I like the way you think. :)

*SQUEEEEEE*

I am honored again!!!! The Jill favors me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Follower of the Jill wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Well I'm off for a bit. Ya'll have fun.

Before you leave, have you thought about your future with the Jill in Heaven?

Have some phamplets and think about it.

Er, I don't spend much time in Heaven these days. Not enough parties. ;)

Mistress....Heaven is what you make of it. ;)

Follower of the Jill wrote:

The Jill is always above us!!!! ALL HAIL THE JILL!!!!!!!!

Rudy has something for you girle. RIght there. Under the OJ tattoo.

pulls out the magnifying glass and says innocently

Where?

The Jill is always above us!!!! ALL HAIL THE JILL!!!!!!!!

ALL BOW BEFORE THE JILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I'm off for a bit. Ya'll have fun.

Before you leave, have you thought about your future with the Jill in Heaven?

Have some phamplets and think about it.

lynora-Jill wrote:

Rudy Sodomanski wrote:

Jill is a trollop.

You're just mad cause you didn't get invited to the last party. ;)

Talk to the Ron Jeremy tattoo.

YOU WILL PAY HEATHEN FOR SPEAKING TO THE MISTRESS LIKE THAT!!!!

Rudy Sodomanski wrote:

Jill is a trollop.

You're just mad cause you didn't get invited to the last party. ;)

JILL IS NOT A TROLLOP!!!!!!!!!! HEATHEN!!!!!!!

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

*giggle*

You should come to one of the Jacks parties. There's tequila. And rum. And we do all sorts of fun things I can't remember in the morning. ^.^

Oh am I considered worthy??

*SWOON*

faints dead away

*splashes water on the new girl*

You okay, sweetie?

....yes mistress. Am I ready to proclaim the greatness of the Jill to others???

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Obi-Jack wrote:

The power of the Party is insignificant, when compared to the power of the Jack.

I thought that the power of the Jacks involved throwing parties...

But the power of the Jill is making the Jacks insignificant...ALL HAIL THE JILL!!!!

*blush*

Awwww, shucks. You're too kind.

*SQUEAL*

She has spoken to me...I am FAVORED!!!!!!!

*giggle*

You should come to one of the Jacks parties. There's tequila. And rum. And we do all sorts of fun things I can't remember in the morning. ^.^

Oh am I considered worthy??

*SWOON*

faints dead away

Follower of the Jill wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

Obi-Jack wrote:

The power of the Party is insignificant, when compared to the power of the Jack.

I thought that the power of the Jacks involved throwing parties...

But the power of the Jill is making the Jacks insignificant...ALL HAIL THE JILL!!!!

*blush*

Awwww, shucks. You're too kind.

*SQUEAL*

*groveling before the Jill post*

Obi-Jack wrote:

The power of the Party is insignificant, when compared to the power of the Jack.

I thought that the power of the Jacks involved throwing parties...

But the power of the Jill is making the Jacks insignificant...ALL HAIL THE JILL!!!!