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Goblin

let's do this


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Fiz waits with bated breath to see what lies and wait on the other side


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"Yes! Fiz no coward, only thing Fiz no trust are the read bundles. Stealing her think thoughts!" she crosses her arms at this


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"Talking fire?! Ooooh! Yesss! Fizzle will go talk to talking fire!" she eagerly volunteers waving her arms


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"Ahhh, why you long shanks want to have so many think thought stealing things. Yuck! No, Fizzle keep her think thoughts. We should get rid of all the stealers of think thoughts" she nods to herself


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"Pmake the door go fwoosh or creeeek. So we can go in and do the entering thing! she urges them on


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"Hello strange friend of group. I is Fizzle or Fizfiz, I make things go boom. Friend of friends is friend. So no blowing up friend of friends" she greets Usgar


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let's do this


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"I no see bad surprises. Not bad things on up and down machine" she finally stands up and turns to the others


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Fix look, look of up down machine is trick machine!" she offers as she steps over to have a gander at it

Perc: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16


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"Thing that goes up and down. Nice nice. Want to study later. After big boom to get things done. Indeed, yes yes" she chimes in her excitement


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She nods as she takes one last look at the smoldering corpse


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"No good dead not dead thing is gone gone." she spits to the side


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I am sorry for not posting. I was actually wondering if people was going to try and stop her and then COMPLETELY forgot to check in again. But yes, if noone stops her, it will be bombed

The goblin quickly, and without hesitation, throws a vial at the undead creature

Yeet!: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18
Boom!!: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 5) + 6 = 15 blind for 1 round (though I think it's immune to condition?)

precise bomb. Not harming allies


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"Not-dead dead bird. Bad juju, shouldn't be here. No no. Should make it go bye-bye!" she instinctively reaches for her vials


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"Death? Death live in small home." she tilts her head from side to side as she examines the vulture


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"No no, don't want claw people to steal Fiz's shinies. We go go!" as she lifts her fist in a way to signal a march. Or that's what you think she's doing


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no thanks, no read, steal think thoughts! Only take


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Lia eberron wrote:
Well, that's a haul... So, who can best use what? I'll go out on a limb here and say that Fiz should absolutely get the vial of acidic fire... :)

gimme gimme gimme

Fiz lugs the stuff out and easily takes each vial of the board and identifies them

"Makes you invisible, makes a lot of pain go away, makes bad stuff in your body go away, and mine" she simply pockets the last vial


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Fiz take 10 is 17


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"Fiz got to make it go boom, all good, yes" she cheers


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Seeing her wound almost fully healed up, she gives a thankful nod at Lia, she takes a step back from the crustacean (5ft) and delivers another bomb to its face

"Eating crab fish today, burn nasty thing!"

Chuck!: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26
Skadoosh!: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 2) + 6 = 11


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Fiz almost collapses as one of the claws pierces her, "Ooooch! Ow! Fiz... Hurt... Gonna kill fish crab thing!" she hisses

HP 11/21


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sorry for asking too much, blinding enemies is apart of the build, even for 1 round a blinded enemy can make attacking easier for the more martial types


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I actually meant the others, that attacked the crab, it was blinded, that should have lowered it's AC?

Blinded:

The creature cannot see. It takes a –2 penalty to Armor Class, loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), and takes a –4 penalty on most Strength– and Dexterity-based skill checks and on opposed Perception skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Perception checks based on sight) automatically fail. All opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) against the blinded character. Blind creatures must make a DC 10 Acrobatics skill check to move faster than half speed. Creatures that fail this check fall prone. Characters who remain blinded for a long time grow accustomed to these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.


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Fiz laughs even more as the spines bounce off her Armor and the others miss her completely

"Fiz is smoll, Fiz no Gnoll. Light you up! Light you up! she retorts with a song song voice, followed up by another bomb toss

Yeetus: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19
Deletus: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (1, 5) + 6 = 12 dc 15 vs blind

wouldn't they have hit cause the crab was blind?


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Fiz squeals with glee as she grips a vial from her belt, shaking it wildly, moving forward, she Chuck's the small vial at the crab. Laughing as it explodes. She didn't seem to care if it was direct or not

Yeet!: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
BOOM!!: 2d6 + 7 ⇒ (4, 5) + 7 = 16 DC 15 Fort vs Blinded 1 round

the explosion won't damage allies. Precise bombs


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"Nasty doggos." she spits


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I was rolling in case. With time zone shenanigans I didn't want there to be an extra waiting period


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The little goblin grins a big serrated toothy grin as she gets ready for some fireworks

Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9


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"Fiz road fiz'z road!" she repeats like a song as she walks it


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"If baddun's show up, Fizfiz make themz go boom! No baddun's scare me!" she puts her fists on her hips


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"I found the road!" she exclaims pointing at the hidden path. As she looks rather proud of herself for doing so


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Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19


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"Big cousins did a bad it looks like" the goblin shrugs as the battlefield is observed


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Sneaky gob: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (7) + 18 = 25


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Fiz rubs her hands together "Get to the shinies first!"


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perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13


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She spits on the ground and shakes her head "Not-dead shanks. Pffft. Cluttering and loud. Not smart like Fix. Fiz happily make them all go boom!"


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No take rock!


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Fiz nods as she goes to dig for another Shiney rock


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Huzzah!!!!

After parading her shiny rock infront of Karshe, she happily places it in her money pouch


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FizFiz gets a large SHINY rock. And parades it infront of Karshe


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Was away for weekend. But I'm back. Unexpected service outage


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EltonJ wrote:
"Then I'll leave you to it," says Jachob. "Incidentally, since a representative of House Orien is here, I'll be civil. Just try not to disturb our dig."

"Ciwil! I Iz FizFiz. Will help find shiny fings!" she holds out her hand as she has seen others do


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I like Karche

Alsom anything that's more than she can count on two hands is a lot :P

So he's not wrong


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"Five hundred yellow shiny coins? That's a lot of those. Longshanks call them being worth much. Fiz wants that!" she couldn't hold her enthusiasm in


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Fiz keeps her distance, not wanting to cause a scene. She knew she had a goblin habbit of causing issues


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Sorry

Seems all my chats were cleared. Didn't see any updates


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She pats her hip with a wide goblin grin "Thatz why you here. Leave some for you to kill too!"

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