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Fiz take 10 is 17


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"Fiz got to make it go boom, all good, yes" she cheers


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Seeing her wound almost fully healed up, she gives a thankful nod at Lia, she takes a step back from the crustacean (5ft) and delivers another bomb to its face

"Eating crab fish today, burn nasty thing!"

Chuck!: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26
Skadoosh!: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 2) + 6 = 11


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Fiz almost collapses as one of the claws pierces her, "Ooooch! Ow! Fiz... Hurt... Gonna kill fish crab thing!" she hisses

HP 11/21


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sorry for asking too much, blinding enemies is apart of the build, even for 1 round a blinded enemy can make attacking easier for the more martial types


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I actually meant the others, that attacked the crab, it was blinded, that should have lowered it's AC?

Blinded:

The creature cannot see. It takes a –2 penalty to Armor Class, loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), and takes a –4 penalty on most Strength– and Dexterity-based skill checks and on opposed Perception skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Perception checks based on sight) automatically fail. All opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) against the blinded character. Blind creatures must make a DC 10 Acrobatics skill check to move faster than half speed. Creatures that fail this check fall prone. Characters who remain blinded for a long time grow accustomed to these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.


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Fiz laughs even more as the spines bounce off her Armor and the others miss her completely

"Fiz is smoll, Fiz no Gnoll. Light you up! Light you up! she retorts with a song song voice, followed up by another bomb toss

Yeetus: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19
Deletus: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (1, 5) + 6 = 12 dc 15 vs blind

wouldn't they have hit cause the crab was blind?


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Fiz squeals with glee as she grips a vial from her belt, shaking it wildly, moving forward, she Chuck's the small vial at the crab. Laughing as it explodes. She didn't seem to care if it was direct or not

Yeet!: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
BOOM!!: 2d6 + 7 ⇒ (4, 5) + 7 = 16 DC 15 Fort vs Blinded 1 round

the explosion won't damage allies. Precise bombs


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"Nasty doggos." she spits


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I was rolling in case. With time zone shenanigans I didn't want there to be an extra waiting period


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The little goblin grins a big serrated toothy grin as she gets ready for some fireworks

Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9


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"Fiz road fiz'z road!" she repeats like a song as she walks it


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"If baddun's show up, Fizfiz make themz go boom! No baddun's scare me!" she puts her fists on her hips


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"I found the road!" she exclaims pointing at the hidden path. As she looks rather proud of herself for doing so


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Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19


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"Big cousins did a bad it looks like" the goblin shrugs as the battlefield is observed


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Sneaky gob: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (7) + 18 = 25


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Fiz rubs her hands together "Get to the shinies first!"


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perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13


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She spits on the ground and shakes her head "Not-dead shanks. Pffft. Cluttering and loud. Not smart like Fix. Fiz happily make them all go boom!"


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No take rock!


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Fiz nods as she goes to dig for another Shiney rock


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Huzzah!!!!

After parading her shiny rock infront of Karshe, she happily places it in her money pouch


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FizFiz gets a large SHINY rock. And parades it infront of Karshe


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Was away for weekend. But I'm back. Unexpected service outage


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EltonJ wrote:
"Then I'll leave you to it," says Jachob. "Incidentally, since a representative of House Orien is here, I'll be civil. Just try not to disturb our dig."

"Ciwil! I Iz FizFiz. Will help find shiny fings!" she holds out her hand as she has seen others do


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I like Karche

Alsom anything that's more than she can count on two hands is a lot :P

So he's not wrong


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"Five hundred yellow shiny coins? That's a lot of those. Longshanks call them being worth much. Fiz wants that!" she couldn't hold her enthusiasm in


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Fiz keeps her distance, not wanting to cause a scene. She knew she had a goblin habbit of causing issues


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Sorry

Seems all my chats were cleared. Didn't see any updates


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She pats her hip with a wide goblin grin "Thatz why you here. Leave some for you to kill too!"


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Jacen d'Orien wrote:
Lia eberron wrote:
"Let us attempt to be stealthy. Big boom fire tends to make that hard."
"Very hard"

"But big boom makes it no need to be sneaky anymore. All badums are ded?" she ponders with a confused look


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We suck


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Fiz instinctively moves closer to Ayla, her hands on her belt, grasping the small vials there, her goblin head swivels as she keeps her large eyes open, her ears trailing a split second behind

"Iz readies to blow up the bad shanks! Make big fire boom!"


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"If they want to steal the shinies, Fiz blow them up!" she exclaims with gusto


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Gratz!!

"Metal long shanks also wants the shinies. Do they share the shinies? If not. I say we don't share either. All the shinies we keep"


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The small goblin clambered in, her small feet dangling a bit before she finally gets into the cart


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Fiz watches them leave and only then do people see her put vials back onto her belt
"Not wanting to blow up bug cousins just yet. But would if needed. Though... Bug cousins burn good. Like most things." there was a hint of disappointment in her voice


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Ayla Firefury wrote:
"an da worse ones, take-ya outback an break ya legs before da bonk."

She nods enthusiastically

"Sssheee? Even pretty long ssshaknsshhh getsssh it. Bug coushsinsh are not nissssha"

(See? Even pretty long shanks gets it. Bug cousins are not nice)


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"Bug coushinss, prefer to go bonk" she makes s downward swinging motion with her hands


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She looks from Failin to the bugbears then to Failin again
"Thissh, could get meshy" he speech was still a bit slurred but she has a lot more coherency than before


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Just get a carry harness and I'm ready to go into battle!

Unofficial power couple to everyone outside of group :P


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"To the not flammable thingsssssh!" she exclaims, pointing in a completely wrong direction


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To the surprise, or no surprise, of everyone, she gulps it down with zero hesitation or any form of caution, the heat of the drink not seaming to bother her in any way or form

"Pssshaah! Thatsssshhh nicsssh!" (that's nice!)

fire resist 3, I think it should cover hot 'tea'


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Her ears droop as she starts to pout "Pfffsssh, fuh-hine. Fizsssh not use fire"


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glad that got people going :P


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"Pfffseshhhh!" she waves Ayla off "Bombsshshh don't hurtssshhh me. Fizzshhh can provesssshhh it!" as she luls her head to the side, her ears following suite

bombs don't hurt me. Fiz can prove it


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"If they try to robssssh me, I'll blow them up!" she declares in goblin as she pats the assortment of vials on her person
"Sssshankssshh. Not fire puhrooofsh" Shanks are not fireproof


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F.U.N


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i dont blame you :) just fun to write :P

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