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EltonJ wrote:
"Then I'll leave you to it," says Jachob. "Incidentally, since a representative of House Orien is here, I'll be civil. Just try not to disturb our dig."

"Ciwil! I Iz FizFiz. Will help find shiny fings!" she holds out her hand as she has seen others do


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I like Karche

Alsom anything that's more than she can count on two hands is a lot :P

So he's not wrong


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"Five hundred yellow shiny coins? That's a lot of those. Longshanks call them being worth much. Fiz wants that!" she couldn't hold her enthusiasm in


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Fiz keeps her distance, not wanting to cause a scene. She knew she had a goblin habbit of causing issues


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Sorry

Seems all my chats were cleared. Didn't see any updates


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She pats her hip with a wide goblin grin "Thatz why you here. Leave some for you to kill too!"


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Jacen d'Orien wrote:
Lia eberron wrote:
"Let us attempt to be stealthy. Big boom fire tends to make that hard."
"Very hard"

"But big boom makes it no need to be sneaky anymore. All badums are ded?" she ponders with a confused look


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We suck


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Fiz instinctively moves closer to Ayla, her hands on her belt, grasping the small vials there, her goblin head swivels as she keeps her large eyes open, her ears trailing a split second behind

"Iz readies to blow up the bad shanks! Make big fire boom!"


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"If they want to steal the shinies, Fiz blow them up!" she exclaims with gusto


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Gratz!!

"Metal long shanks also wants the shinies. Do they share the shinies? If not. I say we don't share either. All the shinies we keep"


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The small goblin clambered in, her small feet dangling a bit before she finally gets into the cart


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Fiz watches them leave and only then do people see her put vials back onto her belt
"Not wanting to blow up bug cousins just yet. But would if needed. Though... Bug cousins burn good. Like most things." there was a hint of disappointment in her voice


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Ayla Firefury wrote:
"an da worse ones, take-ya outback an break ya legs before da bonk."

She nods enthusiastically

"Sssheee? Even pretty long ssshaknsshhh getsssh it. Bug coushsinsh are not nissssha"

(See? Even pretty long shanks gets it. Bug cousins are not nice)


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"Bug coushinss, prefer to go bonk" she makes s downward swinging motion with her hands


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She looks from Failin to the bugbears then to Failin again
"Thissh, could get meshy" he speech was still a bit slurred but she has a lot more coherency than before


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Just get a carry harness and I'm ready to go into battle!

Unofficial power couple to everyone outside of group :P


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"To the not flammable thingsssssh!" she exclaims, pointing in a completely wrong direction


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To the surprise, or no surprise, of everyone, she gulps it down with zero hesitation or any form of caution, the heat of the drink not seaming to bother her in any way or form

"Pssshaah! Thatsssshhh nicsssh!" (that's nice!)

fire resist 3, I think it should cover hot 'tea'


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Her ears droop as she starts to pout "Pfffsssh, fuh-hine. Fizsssh not use fire"


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glad that got people going :P


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"Pfffseshhhh!" she waves Ayla off "Bombsshshh don't hurtssshhh me. Fizzshhh can provesssshhh it!" as she luls her head to the side, her ears following suite

bombs don't hurt me. Fiz can prove it


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"If they try to robssssh me, I'll blow them up!" she declares in goblin as she pats the assortment of vials on her person
"Sssshankssshh. Not fire puhrooofsh" Shanks are not fireproof


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F.U.N


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i dont blame you :) just fun to write :P


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Karsh'e wrote:

Karsh'e shakes his head. Goblins.

If Lady Lia wants to watch FizFiz, that's fine with the half-orc. He's more interested in the heroic aspect of the new human. Like Escher, she has a quality that one could build a song-cycle around.  

she resembles that remark!


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I went all in on bombs and fire

Her bomb splash damage is amazing. So even a miss it does a lot of damage

+1 splash per dice rolled. And an extra +1 for every 2 dice. Atm her splash damage is 11


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She slowly turns her head toward the elf to hopefully help with the world to not spin
"Jusht a shm.. shm... Littlesss" she holds her thumb and finger to each other
"Fizsh not drinkshhh mucccchsss" she giggles but holds her thumb up But can ssshtilll talkssh with sssshanks"

just a little. Fiz not drink much. But can still talk with shanks


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I will translate. Again sorry

As for the interview, even if I give her a -8 int penalty, she will still be able to think. Her speech is just slurred. So don't worry about 'goblin antics'


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Apologies. I'll put a translation if/when this happens again

It's fine. Just lots

Chillies was good choice

And yeah. Unlike most alchemists, she doesn't get poison resistance

So drinking alcohol meant for human size, it's much stronger for her. My reasoning. Also. I find it funny that she's a lightweight when it comes to alcahol


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"Iiizsh fhiiine. Jusssht lotsssh. as she looks down at her mug again, as if realising for the first time it's empty "Tjillleeesh wassssh good tjoish" she gives him a broad and toothy smile, and for a human, her teeth are actually well clean and well maintained


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FS: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

The goblin looks up from where she was literally staring down her mug of whisky

"Ish FizshFizsh. Ish fhurendssh wifff theeesh long ssssshanksss" her words accented by her head lolling about, her ears not having enough time to follow and is about a half second behind


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The goblin starts to laugh uncontrollably


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The new arrival made the goblin look up, she tilts her head her ears flopping along with the action. Seeing that those who invited her to sit down did not seem to mind the new addition, she simply shrugs and continued to drink


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The little goblin is far too much into what ever is brought before her to drink than to try and look at what the other longshanks are doing


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Couldn't you opt to go average HP? Not to mention FCB?


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Fiz looks from her to Escher back to her a few times before she chimes in, Goblin "I hear that adding actual chillies to the whiskey, diced, adds even more of a kick to it, perhaps I should do that too!"

She is much more well spoken in her own tongue than that of Common. There seems to be a story there


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Fiz seems to forget about the approaching goblinoids very quickly as she rubs her little hands together, her ears perking up as she gives a serrated toothy smile that only goblins can do

"Burning drinks? Yes! Fiz happy to have all of it. Make Fiz sneez fire!"


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Fiz looks past her long legged questioners, as she squints her eyes
"Longshank cousins" she points to the approaching bugbears


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So she's incredibly smart. But due to zero education she sounds much like any other goblin

That's how I see it anyway


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She kinda looks perplexed for a second. As if not understanding the fact that there are no accusations being thrown, she shakes her head, her ears flopping around as she does

"FizFiz just making sure circle wheel thing NOT burn good. Be careful not break thing. Yes. Not very good at fire stuff" she pats the wheels reassuringly

"Sturdy circle wheel Cart!


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The female goblin spins around to look at the one speaking
"Iz no servant! Is FizFiz, you bigguns call Fizzle. Just looking. Honost. Not wanting to see if can burn good. No no "


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The very dark green goblin is inspecting the cart, why and for what you have little information about. Though she seems to be carrying a lot of glass and other odd shaped containers on her person


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hello