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Farg farg looks over his shoulder at Makena then shrugs . Me not care, this place look stupid anyway.

Farg farg looks around. "What next?"

Farg farg rides his trusty-ish steed into the room after Vonk and looks around. "Why all the mostly dead longshankes here? This bad juju. You hear me?"

Perception: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (16) + 0 = 16

Fangface: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18

Farg farg cheers and swings again at the downed mostly dead longshanks.
"Way to go! I no make you into rug!"

Attack:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Damage:1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Fang Face Bite:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Trip Hits a CMD of 19.

Farg farg drops his lance and draws his Dog slicer as he spurs Fang face forward.

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Fang Face Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22 Possible Crit!
Confirm Crit: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Crit Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Trip hits a CMD of 26!

Farg farg shakes his rather large head and drops the rib bone as he lowers his lance and rides at the mostly dead longshanks.

Attack: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 4 + 2 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 Double for charge!

Farg farg steers Fang face along behind Vonk. The young goblin uses a rib bone from one of the skeletons to clean his teeth as his mount carries a femur in it's mouth.

"That sticky thing make gobs better? Oh me need some that!"

"Stupid Fang face! You no good flea bag I no hit if you no stand right! You do better or I make you into cloak!"

Lance attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Fang Face Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Confirm Crit: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Crit Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Fang Face bite:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

5' Step back

Farg farg: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Damage1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Farg farg jabs with his lance as he howls. "Back up dumb dumb!"

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Fang Face Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

"We get You nice bone Fange Face! Hyah!"

Charge: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 4 + 2 = 25
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 Double Damage on Charge!

Fang Face Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Farg Farg giggles as he extracts his lance from the man's chest just in time to thrust it at another. "Hahaha where you think you go?"

AoO:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Farg farg yells as he lowers his lance and charges the lone human.

Charge Attack: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 4 + 2 = 23
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 Double Damage if hit.

Farg farg shrugs and lowers the tip of his lance as he sits atop Fang face. "We gonna fight you see."

Fang face growls loudly at the hobgoblin as Farg farg stands next to the wolf and grins at Lurgun. "You not want to do that. I like kobold, she funny. You not so much."

Sporting his new hat, Farg farg walks alongside fange face as they head back to the goblin camp. "We be great big heroes now Fang face, you see. Me got hat and everything!

Bazzar
Farg farg puts his hand down the front of his pants and searches for a moment before pulling forth two gold coins. "Take! Now hat mine!
The goblin snatches the Roc feathered hat from the other goblin and places it backwards on his head. He dances around, slapping his wolf Fang face as it tries to remove the offending article of head gear, and possibly the goblin's face. "We big pooh now Fang face!"

Bazzar
Farg farg steps forward and looks at the hats. "Me want hat like hero in story! You give me big floppy hat!"

Farg farg walks next to Fang face as they move around the bazaar. The Wolf Rider picks his many teeth with a dagger as he eyes the stalls.

Farg farg pokes the human with a stick and nods his head. "Yep, take back give to chief. Him like Moany Moany Moan, I sure."

Farg farg rides along behind everyone taking in the sights and not saying much until they see the beaten hman. "Great! We call him Moany Moany Moan! Get up longshanks you ours now!"

I will follow the group.

Farg farg wakes up and kicks Fang face in the ribs, the wolf snaps at the goblins leg in an effort to remove it below the knee as the cavalier dances away laughing. "You lazy fur ball Fang face!I been up for uh, hour now you lay here snoring! Get up we have things to do."

The goblin looks sideways at Fireface and shrugs. "This material good. Plenty bugs for yum-yums at night. I want go kill stuff, not build house. We get slave make them build house."

Farg farg sits atop fang face and raises his lance in salute to the Chief. "I be Farg farg, this here be Fang face. We heroes like in stories!"

"We big bad heroes! I killed mostus halflinks! I would killed them all if Fang face better at bite." Agsin the goblin raises his hand to smack the wolf but Fang face's snarl makes him hold his hand. "I guess you ok, you do better next time."
The cavalier dismounts and tears off a portion of pig and devouring it before walking over to the dead halflings and checking them for loot.

Farg farg holds his lance into the air and cheers before slapping Fang Face in the back of the head. "You no get better at bite, I make you into blanket!"

Sorry, I will attack the Halling, Fang face will go for the mount.

Fang face bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Charge?

Attack: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 4 + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Farg farg curses and lowers his lance. "Why little half men always try make us dead? We just want pig."

Farg farg will wait to charge one of the halflings.
Charge Attack: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 4 + 2 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8 x2 for charge

Fang Face Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Farg farg shifts in his saddle on top Fang Face. "You smell Fang Face, find enemies."

Scent(Survival): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

"I be Farg farg, maybe you hear of me. I with theses yahoos and we look for new bigbad chief."

Farg farg want be part of tribe. I fixxy stuff soon.

Farg farg is still down!

Farg farg is game!

"How we know when we find fairies? "Farg farg shrugs and jerks on Screamy's leash. "Scream when we see fairies or I make you scream foe real!"

Farg farg falls off Fang face as he points and laughs at the human tied to his saddle. "Screamy purple now!"

Farg farg turns in his saddle astride Fang face as he jerks the rope going to Happs's neck. "Center "R"s? Who be a center "R"s? Screamy here my pet now. I keep. We give horse flesh to nice puppies, then we go kill Bad Nits! You know where Bad Nits are? We only found longshankes like Screamy last time we look."

Will: 1d20 ⇒ 2
We say you help us kill Bad Nits! We no want fight you all! We be great goblins goin to take over this land and make king! You help and be great heroes like in stories!

Diplomacy: 1d20 ⇒ 12

Farg farg squeals with delight and claps his hands. "Talky puppies!" The goblin slaps his wolf in the head and points at the worgs. "Why you no talk? Them talky!"

He shakes his head and laughs before yelling to the worgs. "You come be friend with Farg farg! We be great team! we go stabby those bad nits and make king for big chief!"

Farg farg readies his lance and grins happily at the others. "Run run wolfies! You just die tired!"

"I sees 'em too. What we do?"

Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 18

I will take one of the short sword since they act as small long swords, and take the shield.

"Me want shield and sword. Like in stories! Farg farg big bad knight, you see! Me need look like now!"

The grinning goblin pokes the leashed human with his lance and laughs. "Right Screamy?"

Farg farg doesn't want any of the long shanks kit, he does want a heavy steel shield and a long sword though. Small sized of course. = 35g

If we can afford it, I would like a small short bow and 40 arrows. = 32g

Will trade in Light wood shield and dog slicer. = 5.5g at half price.

Farg farg grabs a rope from his pack and dances about before tying it around the wounded human's neck. "You pet now! Keep making funnies and I keep you alive. You try get away Fang face eat you. You try to kill me, Fang face eat you after I beat you. You no listen, Fang face eat you. You hear me Screamy? That you new name, Screamy! Now be good pet and carry shineys."

Farg farg rolls on the ground as he points and laughs at the man beating on the gate. "You so stupid! I like way you whine, you funny. If you no bleed to death I keep you as pet!"

Farg farg strikes with his lance at the tall Longshankes, his wolf Fang face trying to tear the man with his teeth. "Yousa not so tuff! Farg farg kill you quick!"

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 3 + 1 + 1 = 10

Fang Face Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
Bite Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5