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Okay, from now on, I'm going to post actions for both characters at the same time. I will post the second character's actions in a spoiler, but I keep slowing us down by forgetting I need to post for both.

Body enlivened by her companion's spell, Fancy proceeds to pummel the already weakened statue to her left.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 9 + 1 = 29, Slam damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12 Bashing
Hasted Slam attack: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 9 + 1 = 15, Slam damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7 Bashing, if it hits.

Though trusting to her companion's own sense of self-preservation, Fancy nevertheless responds with comprehensible alarm to the attack upon Yamyra. An alarm which results in a too-wild swing at the attacking construct.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10...
Well now...

Gah! Sorry, Sorry!

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 18/present CMD: 24, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 9 Bludgeoning.)

Bristling with power, Fancy braces herself to meet any oncoming attack by the creature.

Hold action to initiate a Shove Maneuver if the Hydra attempts to close with any of us. CMB is presently 12.

'For the record, mistress Yamyra and i are simply good friends.'

'She needs to get out more.'

Broadhand wrote:

Shadowborn wrote:

For some reason, I'm reminded of this.

Robot Chicken is hilarious.

On a completely tangential note:

Okay, let's assume that a summoner can summon an eidolon with the intent of having non-procreative sex with it firmly in-mind.

What happens when the eidolon attempts to grapple a succubus?

The Eidolon gets a negative level and has to save vs. Suggestion to avoid getting another and repeating the process of course.

Afterwards the Succubus probably gives the Summoner her Profane Gift for showing her a good time. Or he gets grappled too.

'i fear we may soon be in a position to provide field reports on this topic. Rumors regarding the Lady's Light do not paint it in a sanguine, er, light...'

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 18, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 Bludgeoning.)

Fancy pummels the remaining Shriezyx.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18, Slam damage: 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (2, 2) + 9 = 13 bludgeoning
hasted Slam attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26, Slam damage: 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (6, 6) + 9 = 21 bludgeoning.

Fort: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 4 + 2 = 25
Well alright then.

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 18, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 Bludgeoning.)
Which one she attacks is going to be dependent on if Yamyra managed to take down the one that is already near death.

With both Shriezyx within her reach, Fancy pummels the nearer of the two.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17, Slam damage: 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (6, 1) + 9 = 16 bludgeoning,

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 20, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 9 Bludgeoning.)

Slam AoO: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15, Slam damage: 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (1, 4) + 9 = 14 bludgeoning,

Fort: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8
Sigh...

Still impeded by the creature's poison, Fancy flails uselessly at it.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
Sigh again...

Is the Fort save a poison or petrification effect?
Fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 + 2 if it is either poison or petrification.
Not much effect. Of course, that just means she only gets one action since the Slow & the Haste cancel each other out.
Strength: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21, what is the DC on the strength check?

Caught in the Webbing, Fancy endeavors to rend it's confines.

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It appears that both Shriezyxs' are within melee range for Fancy, is that correct?

Holding just long enough to receive the magical aid of both her anchor & Carridan, Fancy proceeds to wallop the nearer of the two beasts.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 8 + 1 = 27, Slam damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11 bludgeoning
hasted Slam attack: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 8 + 1 = 18, Slam damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14 bludgeoning

Stepping around Horven to better threaten both the Derro & her minions, Fancy once more swings her stone-like fist at the subterranean creature.

Move to AK 21, which should cause her to threaten all three of them, I think.
Slam attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12, if that hits, Slam damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14 non-lethal Bludgeoning.

Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5...
No point in asking if Evasion applies...

Swiftly accompanying Horven, Fancy swings her fist to connect with the Derro bomber.

Move to AI 21
Slam attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22, Slam damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8 non-lethal Bludgeoning.

Preceeding the others, Fancy cautiously decends the stairs.

Nodding assent, Fancy accompanies Horven back to the others.

Recognizing the danger inherent to her anchor & companions, Fancy cautiously steps forward to more closely investigate the strange room.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

As Yamyra nods assent with the other's contemplations, Fancy cautiously moves down the hallway.

Heading up to at least BH 31.

Though not present when Yamyra & her other companion's first encountered the human Fenster, Fancy could tell by the emotional roil within her anchor that this was not an individual Yamyra looked upon with joy. Consequently, she moved to interpose herself between Yamyra & Fenster.

Move action to get in front of Yamyra.

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 20, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 9 Bludgeoning.)

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 18, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 Bludgeoning.)

"Then it is fortunate that I am not so subject to mortal ailments as you are, master Gared, is it not?" Fancy calls out as she pulls back an arm, obviously preparing a mighty blow.

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 18, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 Bludgeoning.)
Fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

Fancy, thanks no doubt to her extraplanar nature, is unafected by the creature's foul stench. Straightening, she prepares to respond in kind to it's attack upon her companion.

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 18, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 Bludgeoning.)

Fancy quickly moves forward, taking he rope Horven hands her & binding the unconscious Derro.

The DC for them to escape should be 29, I believe...

Considering that Fancy has a 15' reach, they both managed to avoid an attack of Opportunity? Wow, those Derro are agile.
(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 18, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 Bludgeoning.)

Stepping toward the Derro fleeing toward the door, Fancy swings wildly.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9, if that hits... Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 5) + 6 = 17 Non-Lethal Bludgeoning.

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 18, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 Bludgeoning.)

Once more lashing out, Fancy swings wildly at the Derro before her.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9, if that hits... Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 2) + 6 = 11 Non-Lethal Bludgeoning.

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 18, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 Bludgeoning.)

Once she has returned to the chamber, Fancy carefully edges up to the staircase. Once there she peeks around once more to be certain the strange creatures are still present. Assuming they are... She steps round the stairs & charges the nearest of them.

From BG 53 to BM 47 looks to be about 50', well within charge range. She is presently attacking the figure at BN 46.
Slam Charge attack: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 7 + 2 = 15, if that hits... Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 6) + 6 = 15 Non-Lethal Bludgeoning.

Nodding at the invitation, Fancy cautiously moves forward.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
untrained Stealth: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

Fancy pats Carridan on the shoulder reassuringly before stepping forward, placing herself near the intersection of the two causeways.

:: At the Door ::

At Horven's recomendation of discretely marking the location, Fancy reaches up to the sewer ceiling and scrapes a distinct bare patch well above most entity's eye-line.

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 18, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 Bludgeoning.)

At her companion's words, Fancy moves cautiously down the Eastern passage.

Move to at least AP 92.
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
untrained Stealth: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (5) - 3 = 2...
So lumbers would likely be the more accurate descriptor...

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 18, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 Bludgeoning.)

Slogging through the water, Fancy hauls the corpses up onto the walkway, but out of the way of the passage to the sewers.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

(Enlarge Person/other Mods: present AC: 17/present CMD: 18, present Reach: 15', present Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 Bludgeoning.)

Revitalized, Fancy lashes out. Her increased size readily allowing her to bring her fist into forceful contact with the creature's flesh.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20, Slam damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (5, 3) + 6 = 14 bludgeoning

Caught off guard by the creature's speed, Fancy's blow swings wide.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 1 = 9...

Stepping to the very edge, Fancy holds herself ready to strike should the near creature attempt an attack.

Held action: attack when creature comes in range.

Fancy interposes herself between Yamyra & the most likely threats.

Move to X76
Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13

Making her way ahead of the others, Fancy remains alert for possible threats.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17
untrained Stealth: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14

At Yamyra's words, Fancy steps forward, just interposing herself between her Halfling anchor and the cadaverous-looking fisherman.

OOC: this is to accomplish two things; it puts Yamyra within effect of their Shield Ally class ability, it also means that Lockarbie will provoke an AoO from Fancy if he tries to rush Yamyra.
Yamyra might be naive, Fancy isn't, quite.

The poison finally flushed from her system, Fancy once more proceeds with the purpose of their endeavor.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

Fort: 1d20 + 4 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 2 + 4 = 13... ::sigh, seriously?::
Fort: 1d20 + 4 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 + 2 + 4 = 27

Fort: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 2 = 7...
::sigh::

Fort: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 2 = 12...
That was rather lackluster...

Heartened by her companion's aid, Fancy slaps and then backhands the creature before her.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 6 + 1 = 26, Slam damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 Bludgeoning
Slam attack (Hasted): 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 6 + 1 = 24, Slam damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 Bludgeoning
Ooh! If only I had improved Crit!

Charged now by her companion's arcane energies, Fancy once more batters at the aquatic creature accosting her.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 6 + 1 = 17, Slam damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11 bludgeoning.
Slam attack (Hasted): 1d20 + 6 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 6 + 1 = 14, Slam damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 bludgeoning.
Also, we all have an additional + 1 to AC for the spells duration as well. So Fancy's AC is presently 20.

AoO: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (1) + 6 - 2 = 5...

untrained Swim: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9...

Though caught off-guard by the attackers & the environment, Fancy's flailing blow still struck true.

Slam attack: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 6 - 2 = 24, Crit confirm.: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 6 - 2 = 18; Slam damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5, if the Crit confirmed, Slam damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 for either five or twelve bludgeoning, halved to two or six.

As her companion & anchor determines the effectiveness of her only magical attack underwater, Fancy makes her way toward the wreck itself, examining it for means of entrance.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16