Edith, Drexin Support Services's page

Adds authorization computer to the bath.

Hold on, Bert, you just need ONE more thing...

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{has placed plastic jar (and thus, his head) in workbench vise} No need. I'll break the damned jar by squishing it. {continues to tighten vise}

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{very muffled:} Almost... cracked it... {tightens vise crank further... and passes out}

...

Wow. That was all but unprecedented.

*sigh*

*applies axle grease and uses crowbar*

*frees Hunt with a resounding "Pop"*

*uses fire bellows to restart respiration*

*observes rub burns*

...I'll get the Bactine...

Brings over some rubbing alcohol, a lemon, a metal dish scrubber, a jar of leeches, some dirt for bandaging and a bottle of tequila and salt shaker for afterward.

I couldn't find the bactine...

Meh.

Goes back to reprogramming the phone lines for internet provider automated menus.

I spat in everyone's lunch except for Brenda's.

Gots to have a scapegoat.

Welcome to AbadarCorp! How can I perpetually redirect your call, your pain is very important to us!

We here at Drexin Support Services, a division of AbadarCorp, feel your pain. We bathe in it, wear it as cheap perfume, and then wallow in the malfeasance it breeds.

Thank you for your contribution!

We here at Drexin Support Services (a subsidiary of AbadarCorp) feel your pain.

And let me tell you, it could use some more salt.

I would just like to say, we here at AbadarCorp feel your pain, and it feels great! Like a soothing balm.

So, thank you for your feedback, and please don't hesitate to call us again.

Sorry man, you're not relevant now. I'm getting all my contract work done through Abadar Corp.

Hmm

We here at AbadarCorp feel his pain. Which is why we're putting him on hold again.

Musical Interlude - The terrible part of summer, all the f@~*ing mosquitoes! So here's a song about mosquitoes! Enjoy!

Hmmm, someone needs to create a pugwampi tech support alias.

An average call to Abadarcorp. Drexin Support Services.

"Sir! I know what you're going to say already, and i'm still not impressed. Good day, and feel free to call again!"