Also sorry for the sexual reference folks, I had decided to edit it out but my internet crapped out and by the time it was back up it was too late.
But, without it the whole Hello Kitty discussion wouldn't have made any sense!
I know right? Context(?) Also it still fell under my qualifier for sexual references or stories, in that they have to be embarrassing or tales of failure to be funny, otherwise with tales of prowess or success you're just bragging.
Oh hey then, you obviously didn't hear about Ethel and the fish fry, huh? You betcha, that was something else, yah!
Oh ya, you bet'cha me and Vern went down to dat dare Rawchester for da fish fry. Well Vern had a burger don't'cha know, but Vern was always kinda an odd duck you bet'cha. What were we talking about? Oh, right! I like pickles, gherkins all da way, you bet'cha there!