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Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher gets ready to hack vorka as soon as he can.

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

OOPS!
Cruncher runs back to his axe to wrench it out of the deck. strength check: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Upon being rudely yelled at by Tinder twig Cruncher goes back to chopping the mast.
Fine mister bossy poop!

Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Of course, I would have taken one more swing if it seemed close to falling.

Cruncher runs at one of the rats, axe raised high.

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Is the mast anywhere near coming down?


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

CRUNCHER WILL CRUNCH BOAT TREE!
1d10 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher takes another mighty swing at the mast.
PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher takes a big wack at the mast.
PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Cruncher leaps up to grab the mast and start climbing... but forgets to grab it with his hand and falls down on his but.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Down 4, still at 11.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher is obviously a great goblin warrior. CURSE YOU DICE GODS!


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

I'MA GETCHA THSI TIME RATSIES!!
PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

EEEEEK, NASTY RATSIES! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 52

AAAAAAARGH!!!! CURSE YOU DICE GODS!!!


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 51


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

I believe that means we go first right?


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Gretcha! You fixez Glim?


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher continues his assault. EEEEWIE, THERZ ICKY STICKY IN MY TOES!
Pa: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

AAAAAAIEEEEEEE!!
Cruncher Sprints across the deck of the ship with his axe raised high...
Charging PA: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

I won't be able to post for the next few days, I am going backpacking with some friends.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Int Check: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (13) - 2 = 11
Sure that the chains are short enough Cruncher charges forward at one of the dogs.
Pa: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher looks at the dogs trying to decide if he can hit one with out getting bitten by the other.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16
Cruncher scrambles up the gangplank, humming to himself.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

HEE, HEE, HEE, HEE! WE IZ THE BESTEST HORSE BREAKERZ EVERZ!!!!!!!!
Cruncher chops off an hoof and tucks it in his belt.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Power Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Conformation: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14Crit Damage: 2d10 + 14 ⇒ (8, 2) + 14 = 24
MEANIE!


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Cruncher turns and snarls at gretcha. MEANIE!


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

BAD HORSIE WILL BE DEAD!
Power Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Tactics? HA!


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

What can you expect from a goblin barbarian. A stealth check? Never!


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Before Blikx can do it Cruncher runs over to the door and knocks 5 times loudly.
HELLLO, NAUGHTY DOGGIES COMEZ OUT TO PLAY WITH FRIENDLY GOBOS!


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

After miserably failing to grab the pearl Cruncher decides that he was the one who made Tindertwig throw the pearl.
AH HA, I got the eyeball, YEEEEEEE!
Cruncher tucks away the small pearl in one of his pockets.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Cruncher sees Tindertwig snag the pearl.

NOOO, Bad Tindertwig!

He leaps at the other goblin trying to grab the "eyeball from his hand.

Disarm: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

As cruncher is crossing the stream he suddenly stops. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. With that cruncher walks away with no other words. The next goblin in line probably steps through a warm patch. :)


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

cruncher stands still for a second before viscously hacking the spider corpse into pieces with his axe.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher takes out a chakram and throws it Lotslegs.
Ckakram: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Oops. Cruncher laughs as his chakram thuds into a tree 3 feet of target.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
EEEEEEK! LOTSLEGS!


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Int Check: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (12) - 2 = 10


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher eez ready to getz the boom sticks, Letz GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Bravest gobos must venture to the boom bang boat to gets theze boom sticks.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Scribble face is bad, if Cruncher sees Scribble face again he will remove the scribbles from his face along with his skin.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher licks Glooper twice more right on the eyes an then runs over to see what is the matter.
Whats eez goin' on. StankTaint eez no Toadie.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher becoming bored with his current toad, searches for another.
Glooper! Glooper is a toadie yes he is.
Grapple: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14 Cruncher Dives at the grippli wiht his tongue waggling around getting ready to " lick the roadie".


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Who?

I believe everyone is accounted for.

Blikx, Goblin Gunslinger Check
Glim Snicksnak, Goblin Ninja Check
Cruncher Manslayer, Goblin Mauler Check
Tindertwig & Dirtbag, Goblin Ranger Check
Glooper, Grippli Gunslinger Check
Gretcha Cracklebreath , Goblin Oracle Check


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher dives once again at the toad he is "stalking".
Grapple: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Sneaky sneaky toadsies, I will lick you over and over and over and over again. HA!
Cruncher grabs the toad off of the other goblins head and licks it furiously before putting it in his backpack and looking for another.
Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Cruncher dives at the toad attempting to snatch it off the other gobs head.
I've gots you now toady toad yes I does.

Grapple: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

Stealth: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25
Comes on outs an play toadies


Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
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HP 11/15 I F + 4 I R + 3 I W + 0 I AC 19/20

I WILL LICK TEN THOUSAND TOADS!!
Cruncher barrels out of down with his axe drawn looking for something to kill and or lick.
Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24


Crunchy and munchy!


Is komin' for to mash themz and crash themz and turn themz inta' SOUP!


Sweet 95 more gold!
Cruncher enters behind Tindertwig, sucking on the remains of a dead lizard.
BUUUUUUUUURP! Cruncher is here for to crunch on thee enemeez. Cruncher is the biggerest badderest badbig in all of the... this area right here. he draws a small circle around him with the head of his axe.


Cruncher's Crunch:
Cruncher The Manslayer
Male Goblin Titan Mauler 1
CN Small
Init +3 Senses Darkvision 60 ft, Perception +4
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DEFENSE
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AC 19 (or 20)
hp 15
Fort +4
Ref +3
Will +0
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OFFENSE
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Spd 30ft
Melee +4 (+5 if larger)
Great axe +4 (or 5) 1d10+4
x3 Slashing

Bite +4 (or 5) 1d4+3
x2 piercing
Ranged +4 (+5 if larger)
Chakram +4 (or 5) 1d6+3
x2 slashing
Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
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STATISTICS
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Str 16
Dex 16
Con 14
Int 7
Wis 10
Cha 8
Base Atk +1
CMB +3
CMD 16
Feats
Power attack

Traits
reckless
balloon headed

Skills
acrobatics +8
perception +9
Total Points: 2
Languages Common, Goblin
Combat Equipment
Greataxe
Scale mail
2 chakram
Other Possessions
14 GP
4 SP
backpack
signal horn
5 bottles of bufo
4 days trail rations
small tent
bedroll
blanket
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SPECIAL ABILITIES
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Hard head, big teeth
Darkvision 60 ft
big game hunter
Rage 6 round/day

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