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Cruncher gets ready to hack vorka as soon as he can.

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

OOPS!
Cruncher runs back to his axe to wrench it out of the deck. strength check: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17

Upon being rudely yelled at by Tinder twig Cruncher goes back to chopping the mast.
Fine mister bossy poop!

Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Of course, I would have taken one more swing if it seemed close to falling.

Cruncher runs at one of the rats, axe raised high.

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Is the mast anywhere near coming down?

CRUNCHER WILL CRUNCH BOAT TREE!
1d10 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

Cruncher takes another mighty swing at the mast.
PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Cruncher takes a big wack at the mast.
PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Cruncher leaps up to grab the mast and start climbing... but forgets to grab it with his hand and falls down on his but.

Down 4, still at 11.

Cruncher is obviously a great goblin warrior. CURSE YOU DICE GODS!

I'MA GETCHA THSI TIME RATSIES!!
PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

EEEEEK, NASTY RATSIES! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 52

AAAAAAARGH!!!! CURSE YOU DICE GODS!!!

PA: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 51

I believe that means we go first right?

Gretcha! You fixez Glim?

Cruncher continues his assault. EEEEWIE, THERZ ICKY STICKY IN MY TOES!
Pa: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

AAAAAAIEEEEEEE!!
Cruncher Sprints across the deck of the ship with his axe raised high...
Charging PA: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

I won't be able to post for the next few days, I am going backpacking with some friends.

Int Check: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (13) - 2 = 11
Sure that the chains are short enough Cruncher charges forward at one of the dogs.
Pa: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

Cruncher looks at the dogs trying to decide if he can hit one with out getting bitten by the other.

Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16
Cruncher scrambles up the gangplank, humming to himself.

HEE, HEE, HEE, HEE! WE IZ THE BESTEST HORSE BREAKERZ EVERZ!!!!!!!!
Cruncher chops off an hoof and tucks it in his belt.

Power Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Conformation: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14Crit Damage: 2d10 + 14 ⇒ (8, 2) + 14 = 24
MEANIE!

Reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Cruncher turns and snarls at gretcha. MEANIE!

BAD HORSIE WILL BE DEAD!
Power Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8Damage: 1d10 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

Tactics? HA!

What can you expect from a goblin barbarian. A stealth check? Never!

Before Blikx can do it Cruncher runs over to the door and knocks 5 times loudly.
HELLLO, NAUGHTY DOGGIES COMEZ OUT TO PLAY WITH FRIENDLY GOBOS!

After miserably failing to grab the pearl Cruncher decides that he was the one who made Tindertwig throw the pearl.
AH HA, I got the eyeball, YEEEEEEE!
Cruncher tucks away the small pearl in one of his pockets.

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Cruncher sees Tindertwig snag the pearl.

NOOO, Bad Tindertwig!

He leaps at the other goblin trying to grab the "eyeball from his hand.

Disarm: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

As cruncher is crossing the stream he suddenly stops. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. With that cruncher walks away with no other words. The next goblin in line probably steps through a warm patch. :)

cruncher stands still for a second before viscously hacking the spider corpse into pieces with his axe.

Cruncher takes out a chakram and throws it Lotslegs.
Ckakram: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Oops. Cruncher laughs as his chakram thuds into a tree 3 feet of target.

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
EEEEEEK! LOTSLEGS!

Int Check: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (12) - 2 = 10

Cruncher eez ready to getz the boom sticks, Letz GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bravest gobos must venture to the boom bang boat to gets theze boom sticks.

Scribble face is bad, if Cruncher sees Scribble face again he will remove the scribbles from his face along with his skin.

Cruncher licks Glooper twice more right on the eyes an then runs over to see what is the matter.
Whats eez goin' on. StankTaint eez no Toadie.

Cruncher becoming bored with his current toad, searches for another.
Glooper! Glooper is a toadie yes he is.
Grapple: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14 Cruncher Dives at the grippli wiht his tongue waggling around getting ready to " lick the roadie".

Who?

I believe everyone is accounted for.

Blikx, Goblin Gunslinger Check
Glim Snicksnak, Goblin Ninja Check
Cruncher Manslayer, Goblin Mauler Check
Tindertwig & Dirtbag, Goblin Ranger Check
Glooper, Grippli Gunslinger Check
Gretcha Cracklebreath , Goblin Oracle Check

Cruncher dives once again at the toad he is "stalking".
Grapple: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Sneaky sneaky toadsies, I will lick you over and over and over and over again. HA!
Cruncher grabs the toad off of the other goblins head and licks it furiously before putting it in his backpack and looking for another.
Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

Cruncher dives at the toad attempting to snatch it off the other gobs head.
I've gots you now toady toad yes I does.

Grapple: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

Stealth: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25
Comes on outs an play toadies

I WILL LICK TEN THOUSAND TOADS!!
Cruncher barrels out of down with his axe drawn looking for something to kill and or lick.
Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24

Crunchy and munchy!

Is komin' for to mash themz and crash themz and turn themz inta' SOUP!

Sweet 95 more gold!
Cruncher enters behind Tindertwig, sucking on the remains of a dead lizard.
BUUUUUUUUURP! Cruncher is here for to crunch on thee enemeez. Cruncher is the biggerest badderest badbig in all of the... this area right here. he draws a small circle around him with the head of his axe.