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9 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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Starts loading the shotgun.

Great! Now there's competition for dominance of Sharoth's backyard.


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Sharoth's Lawn wrote:
Captain Yesterday Smurf wrote:

Cold and grumpy weather makes Captain Yesterday cold and grumpy.

Sits by the window, waiting for someone (anyone!) to walk on his lawn.

Mates noisily and vigorously with Captain Yesterday's lawn, emitting shrill vegetable squeals of delight at getting another use out of what he thought was a one-shot alias

Martha!?!


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Rawr! wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

On the plus side, I successfully weeded around my tomato plants and they didn't eat me.

Yet...

Damn it! Where did I put that mutant, killer tomato?

It's probably in Sharoth's lawn.

Nope, i've been keeping Sharoth's yard nice and mangy.


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Does anyone care.


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Okay, but only because you made the zap-zap sound.


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I used to be a cake, a beautiful, beautiful cake.


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[Sing songy taunting voice]

Sharoth! Yoo hoo! It may be winter now, but spring is coming!


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We now have Game of Thrones McFarlane building toys (think lego, but ridiculous detail).

They look pretty cool, I like The Walking Dead ones better (tho truth be told, not the show, what little I've seen.)


Sharoth wrote:
The front yard and the back jungle have been mowed. The mutant carnivorous crab grass has been beaten down. ...for now.

We'll be back! we always come back! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!